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would people mind if i delayed the game about 12 hours. monday is the day a paper is due and i've been working on it all weekend rather than looking at my turn. I'll do the turn tommorow evening...

Re: BonsaiKitten - Game for people who feel constricted - rockin out
 

its cool

Re: BonsaiKitten - Game for people who feel constricted - rockin out
 

Yes, please. I'm slammed until Friday as it is.

Your turn should be easy though. Just send all those samurai toward R'lyeh. ;)

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Mictlanians! Ermorians! Pangaeans! Lend me your ears!

Last month, mid-Fall, Year 4 of the Ascension Wars, a date which will live in infamy, the United States of Oceania was suddenly and deliberately attacked by ground forces of the Empire of Shinuyama.

Shin has allied with R'lyeh. Without assistance, Oceania will fall in 6 months. Then you'll be next. Think it through.

-3rd Assistant to the Axillary Undersecretary of the Emergency Reserve Communications Department

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the Shinuyama-R'lyeh coalition is a very deliberate decision on Shinuyama's part. We know Mictlan had allied with Oceania, the only hope of preventing an alliance which would cement Mictlan's victory is to take the side of Oceania's foe and start a coalition in hopes of preventing Mictlan from turning into an overwhelming force. Mictlan seeing that their assured victory is threatened in this coalition, immediately cancelled their NAP with Shinuyama unless we cease our war on Oceania.

BTW, don't bother getting Const 8, Mictlan already has and has already forged EVERY artifact.

Also, did I mention Mictlan has found an Enchantress recruit site and has recruited their way into every single path combination?

So in case you havn't noticed, since Mictlan has EVERY path, they've searched their massive empire for EVERY site and have a massive gem income, twice that of any other empire.

R'lyeh's supposed "great threat to humanity" pales in comparison to what Mictlan poses to the world right now.


Everyone should seriously consider joining Shin-R'lyeh in the International Coalition Against Mictlan's Empire (ICAME).

Your future depends on it, all our future's depend on it.

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- Information Services, dept. of Aforementioned Works (ISAW)

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Mictlan thanks Shinuyama for their blatant falsehoods. What a coincidence that they would seek to spread this disinformation on the very turn that we cancel our NAP with them! If you look into the store of treasures of your ally R'lyeh, I think you will find that since his research is much greater than Mictlan's, he has forged many artifacts. Perhaps he will share them with you?

Some of what you say is ture, but do you really begrudge Mictlan its Enchantresses? They are expensive, and a great drain on our treasury. Mictlan believes in self-sufficiency, that is all. And they do not give you every path combination.

As for gem income, Mictlan did not call for Shinuyama to be ganked on for the first half of the game, when your gem income was highest. We have a lead now, but our friends have about the same number of provinces. In time, they will discover the treasures of the lands and their gem income will be equal to ours.

It's not like we've built a massive clam farm, like the terrifying Starspawn may have done. Shudder.

Mictlan's so-called alliance with Oceania is strictly to assist them in repelling the attacks of R'lyeh. We fear the creatures of the void gate, their astral might, and their watery domain. All reasonable nations of world would seek to prevent their complete control of all of the seas.

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All,

The nation of Oceania formally requests a postponement until Friday. Our leader is criss-crossing the US until then, and won't be able to give BonsaiKitten the attention it deserves given recent, ahem, developments.

Do you guys mind?

-cleveland

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bwahahaha, this is our chance! we vote to deny oceania their request! :)

Re: BonsaiKitten - Game for people who feel constricted - rockin out
 

unfortunately, that's slightly outside the lines.

cleveland's silvertongue forum tactics :martini:, no matter how despicable, are at least within acceptable meta.

still, it's funny that over half the world is willing to gang up on R'lyeh, a mediocre power at best who has a smallish army and insignificant gem income, making their research lead largely irrelevant; but not team up to stop Mictlan who has a MASSIVE gem income to power their close to second research (and soon to overtake R'lyeh, if you notice the exponentially increasing curve) and lots of gold too. go figure.

In most games, everyone teams up on the strongest power, not the weakest one.