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Tir na nog is the only one left to do this turn. He is dead so it should be a good idea for the host to force host this game at this point.

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ok all turns are submitted... tap tap tap.. vel, tir na n'ogg still waiting ;p

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I got rid of tirnanog for you, so the turn hosted.

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The peaceful forest dwellers of LA Pangea have won a 5th decisive battle against *yet another* horde of poorly organized monkey invader demons.

Yet, we're simply being worn to a nub by the endless freaking endless stream of demon monkies. If some real help isn't given in the next turn or so we'll just send our forces else-where, burn down our fortresses, and call it a day. It's easy to see EA Lanka's army graph dipping down again, and again, and again. It's only getting bigger because they're summoning lots and lots of chaff undead. If the other nations would kindly do some scouting instead of relying on graphs, they'd realize what a straw man EA Lanka is and set them on fire. Incidentally Lanka contacted us recently asking for peace, and when we offered them terms simply turned them down without a counter offer. Do you want a nation that doesn't understand the basics of diplomacy, and controls three capitols, as your neighbor?

We will happily trade gems for certain items. For a list of what we need, please contact us.

Jazzepi

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What a bad example of mindless propaganda, There where no 5 decisive victories for pangaea, the last one was maybe the first in which the damage inflicted on lanka was bigger than the damage on pangaea, but we are not weak, and should someone become interested in backstabbing us just to follow the call of a walking death then please do so.

And yes, we offered Pangaea peace to stop the bloody mess that the war against him is. But he looked on our offer of a cease fire as like we where begging for peace, so we laughed at him and went on to slowly crush him.

And btw, i still do not have pythiums capitol even if this is now the 3rd time someone indicates it it is still belonging to ermor. (let this example show how delusional pangaea has become)

If you look at the province count, you can see that even if Pangaea has some minor tactical victories, the overall strategc victory is what counts, and that one is going to me. the only thing Pangaea can do is use his WHOLE army to stop my invading force but now the second time in a row, i conquered his capital. So if someone is interested in take some province, why not just engage Pangaea and get some for free.

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i've seen a few battles - Pan keeps decisively winning, but likely needs to break up his force into two in order to start recapturing his lost lands...

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And there are far bigger threats.

LA Mictlan is about to overwhelm the whole world if he isn't stopped.

I am engaging him now, with what ought to be sufficient force, but I'm very far away from his capital. If I win, all I do is draw forces away so that others can attack him.

Of course, I do that even if I lose - so everyone should attack him now, before his blood economy makes him unstoppable.

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EA Oceania is buying water gems. If anyone's interested in fire, earth or nature in exchange, let me know.

Oh, and just to get this thread-bashing away from Jazzepi's immediate crusade, EA Oceania hereby initializes the expiration period of the NAP between Oceania and LA Mictlan. Not that either could hurt the other anyway. *shrug*

Remember, if you don't sell Oceania some unused water gems, you're approving of slaughter of innocent young girls. So, even YOU can do your part! Sell me your spare water! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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What is wrong with the use of young girls for a higher purpose, when you send the men to die in battle, there is no moral outcry either. (and think of the poor water gems)

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At least those men don't need to die virgins.

As to the condition of water gems, that's not discussed in polite circles.

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As usual, MA Ermor is blaming the victim. All I wanted to do was grow at my usual snail's pace of one province per turn, when Ermor showed up and menaced me with an enormous army of the undead. The army is giant, you all should really see it. Now it looks like I'm not even going to get a province this turn, or the turn after. So, I wouldn't quite describe Mictlan as unstoppable, as we are now stopped. Complete halt. Perhaps even a slight reverse.

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I am currently unable to connect. I assume the server is down?

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server is offline. can't upload. pls don't have it host http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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The empire of Atlantis is looking for new trade partners. Any who can forge death and air and seek forgings or raw gems in any other paths (or gold) may apply. Other than those dirty bird men - I mean honestly, who craps where they sleep? We're particularly interested in rings of tamed lightning so we may clean up that area of Evermore more rapidly that none need cringe when a shadow passes overhead, wondering what is about to drop on them.

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Hey, MA Ermor, Lanka? Which one of you wants free provinces?

Come right in and take some from LA Ulm! I know we have NAPs, but don't let them stop you! I'm going to go AI soon enough anyway.

In all seriousness... I've regretted taking this subbing job from day one. It was kinda funny waiting for some idiot to realize that I can't do jack sh*t against attacks, because the player who made this nation basically took EVERYTHING which would cripple LA Ulm (and quit over this from the looks of it, it wasn't hard to tell from the first glance on the nation - if I had botched my nation THIS BADLY I would've quit too, but I was subbing so I figured what the hell). No Sanguine Heritage thanks to bad choices on the Pretender (lol national mages can't cast it lol), 3 Drain for maximum research loss with already not too good mages (lol LA Ulm doesn't have mages that can research in drain lol)... I think the original player left at least a few hundred Pretender points unused...

What else can you ask for?

EDIT:

Omg, he didn't leave them unused. He just used them badly. Whee.

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Your wish is our order.

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meh, i gave you warning - which i did not have to do - and you indicated you thought it would be a fair fight - and i'm subbing as well. no need to be pissy about it, it's just a war http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

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Oh trading partner who I gave the 10 fire gems to 3 months ago, could you please send me the earth boots?
Yours truly,
Zhao the Forgetful

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I indicated I thought we're both going to die (as opposed to winning the entire game) and I still think so. That has nothing to do with the fight being "fair" or not. I also indicated that you are being stupid for making it easier for others by weakening yourself. And I knew you are subbing, too bad that has nothing to do with anything. There's a difference between good and bad situations you can sub in - I just happen to always land on the bad ones. This, however, was the WORST of the crop by far. At least earlier I have had some chance to fix what had gone wrong, but this time... There's absolutely nothing I could've done. I tried to get researching outside my dominion, but other people's dominions didn't spread inside my borders fast enough to do that.

As for me getting "pissy" over you attacking me... You can think that if that makes you feel better. I just want to get out of this game, and I sure as hell don't want to help you in the process. I'm proving the point of my message to you here. If you want war, that's what you're going to have - just don't expect me to go quietly and/or without strengthening your to-be-neighbors (and weakening you) in the process.

As you yourself so aptly put it, it's just a war. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

(And if I'm pissy over something, it's this bullsh*t nation I've been stuck with. Rarely have I seen so many things going wrong in one nation, and all due to the original player's choices which were based on MA Ulm, which LA Ulm *gasp* ISN'T.)

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yes, do as you wish - its just a war w/ subbed nations :-)

but asking people to invade you... after one small battle, which you could easily have avoided, and the vast majority of your forces intact having lost 1 territory,... you know, that's the pissy part http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

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i like being invited into other countrys, so LA Ulm has become very symphatethic lately. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

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Avoided, how? That's kinda funny. You are saying there's something I could've done to stop you from attacking?

That's just stupid.

Yeah? Guess what? I know I can't win (a war nor the game), and the war you chose to start was just the last nail in the coffin. Could as well make sure BEFORE I have lost all my lands that you don't get them all.

Why *wait* for death when I can have it in a few turns?

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oh, whatever sensori. its just a game. I gave you a one turn warning; you surely could have retreated your pretender from right in front of my army. you didn't. I know how it feels, but I had to do something to try and improve my position.

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What? I don't care about that stupid gimpass idiot Pretender which is a big part of why this setup sucked (and I'm pretty sure it's a big reason why the original player quit). You did me a favor by killing him. I *want* to have Ulm die, the sooner the better. How hard is that to understand? Giving this nation to someone wouldn't have been fair - only putting it to AI would've been. That's how much it sucks.

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lol ok - i'll try my best then :-)

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As much as I love all this drama - could someone please invade Mictlan now?

He's going to avoid fighting my superior army and raid me if he can - which means that he'd be utterly vulnerable on his capital except that he's *so huge I'll never reach it*!

So, you know, get him!

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Remember me to check if the mercs have troops, so that i wont buy leaders without troops for too much money anymore. (doh)

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I love the drama too. Could someone please invade MA Ermor now? He only has one real army, and it is busy chasing my 1st Expeditionary Force around a mountain range. We know we've completed a lap once we pass Inkpot End again. Stupid 40 theurgs...

In other news, I'm interested in bulk-purchasing Lightless Lanterns or Skull Mentors. Willing to pay well in death gems, fire gems, or blood slaves, if you are into that. PM me if interested.

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War, War, War, War!

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There's an army in province 74 that only has only two leaders in it.

If anyone can cast a few earth attack at it (it's got an astral mage, so no mind hunts) or any other assassination spell, please do so.

If it is not eliminated, I'll have to turn around and head back to my capital.

Seriously, guys, LA Mictlan has a triple bless and is the largest player. I'm not going to stay in the game just to spoil for him - if I don't see any support I'm just going to withdraw to my own borders and try to minimize the damage.

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Have some confidence in yourself, DrPraetorious. If you scrape together a few more theurgs and shadow vestals you should be able to stop the remaining troops of the 1st Expeditionary Force. At the very worst, you have to hide inside that forward castle while you bring up more troops and my 100 guys slowly try to break through the walls.

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Well, atleast I will go down fighting. If you want an easy prey I suggest EA Abysia, they just lost 20+ of their mages and their largest army this turn. They also have lots of provinces they won't be able to keep if you strike now.

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I am going to do a few turns for EH.

I can see from a quick glance at the turn that i need to get in in 1 hour's time(all i have today), that atlantis and abysia will feel great pain next turn.

If I were Atlantis and Abysia, I would retreat your armies 2 provinces away from the caelum capital.

Any army within the 2 province radius will be annihilated. You have been warned.

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Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.

Never ever mess with the monster fishies.

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.

(thanks for the free lab on the front, I needed that)

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Grrrr, I can't believe my targetting was so wonky...after somehow half my fish not being quickened, encase in ice was spammed at one block 12 or so times(wont ever try that spell again). Imagine how effective those fish would have been without that astral bless on your guys and them all attacking twice...:)

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Argh! Diplomacy is *exhausting*.

I just want in for the record that I did all the wheeling and dealing I could to get someone to hit Mictlan - but if no-one can do it, there's no point in my trying to distract him, it's costing me more than it costs him.

If someone can hit him while his forces are still in the south - good! Do it!

If not, at the very least do not blame me when he wins, which (look at the graphs) he will.

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Trading d gems for a skullface(d1 booster). EA caelum. PM me for details.

I want to purchase a skullface(d1 booster). trading d or other gems. Can forge other items(constr 4).

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If the world was a just place you would have won that fight. But, now I'm just counting my blessings for being the lucky bastard, and preparing better for the next fight. Ain't no blitzkrieg underwater.

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The small and peaceful race of EA Caelum is under attack by
Velusion and Baltz(allies in the other big game as well).

Any race bordering Abysia or Atlantis that thinks these 2 will be done expanding when EA Caelum is snuffed out is mistaken. Both have a history of ruthless aggression.

Since EA Caelum has no other option, we are willing to serve as chaff for any race desiring to weaken one or both of these races. PM me to coordinate details.

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Velusion,

can you update who is playing what race. I get offers to help kill you off, and when i look on page 1 to see what race is offering, there is no match for that player's name.

Thanks in advance! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

Note: I am only a temp. sub, but EH will honor my deals. And I will stay on long enough to see the fruits of my labor.

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Do I have neighbors not yet attacking? :/

Anyway, this Baltz guy sounds scary. I'd stay away from him.

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your laughter at my peace offering demonstrates the relative strengths of our positions.

Atlantis has EA Caelum's capital under siege. Any nation not wanting to see Atlantis gain more power, aid would be appreciated. Even fair trades are appreciated.

PM me for details.

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I heard rumours that oceania and lanka are both fighting atlantis.

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Atlantis may come to rue his unchecked aggression against a peaceful bird nation with so many fronts upon which to fight.

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Less talking more dieing pleaze.

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Note that we offered Atlantis peace, but not you Abysian. You will dine in Hell! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif

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Want to trade for boots of quickness. Have the water gems, plus other gems and various items.

PM me if you are interested. EA caelum.

Ok, the EA Caelum Trading Post is closed. Thabnks for all the prompt responses. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/cool.gif

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It appears as though Mictlan is willing to fight an apocalyptic battle with me http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif. Let no-one say I don't love a nice stand-up fight.

I have lots of gems and would like to buy some combination of the following:
* Master Matrix (this is key)
* Blood Slaves (I need 40 some, I think)
* nature/fire/earth boost items

I can probably pay for most of this, although I do have other things I could do with the gems, so donations would be nice http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif, but I don't expect any.

Air and water boost items are also potentially useful although I probably don't have the research to take advantage of them.

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Hi all, just a quick note ...

Poor Dagan the Renegade Sage is quite sick and not likely to last much longer. His family requests you send contributions and healing items to the Dagan fund, c/o EA Ermor. We thank you.

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Evil fishies have just invaded the poor helpless monkeys.
And the goblins in the east too.
And the amazons in the south threatened us too.
*major whine*

You will all die!