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Dogscoff, you are weird but anyone who likes greek cuisine is fine by me.
Hmmm, I could really murder a large flame grilled chicken quarter, those nice greek potatoes fried in olive oil, some horta, some okra and those stuffed aubergines, some tzatziki (great with lime juice BTW), a greek salad with a big slab of feta on top, kalamata olives, that great yellow bread they do and a large bottle of Amstel closely followed by a larger bottle of Kourtaki retsina, all whilst being serenaded by the genlte tones of bazouki music whilst watching the waves roll up the beach and lithe young females wondering.. Ill stop there [ August 16, 2002, 17:05: Message edited by: Growltigga ] |
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Mac walks into the cantina, appearing to have lost more of his hair do to frustrating experience with his old nemisis (The Essance of the Metal Contraption), He has just tried to take his turn in the Bash, and he gets data not the same when game lst set up, is this due to his upgrading to 1.78????, As he orders a double strong Sassperella from Taz at the Bar, he contemplates the progress of science within the bounderies of the common illiterate computer gamer. Since his mood is foul as a Ghost caught in a hyper-dimensional caboob, he looks around to see if some local mayhem would be in order, He eyes the cream pie dispenser with hungrey, beedy, little focused eyes, beginns to walk over, trips, falls against the dispenser, which in turn, jiggles the opening mechanism, and proceeds to unload the entire contents onto poor Mac as he struggles under the feet of the over sized mechanical monster. THE ESSANCE HAS STRUCK AGAIN....
ok, group, do I have to wait for 1.78 upgrade before I can take the next turn?? just some ideas mac |
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Why am I Banned from this thread?
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Because we are quite a close and friendly group who post on this thread and I think it is fair to say we all like each other and have regard for each other's opinions and values.
I am afraid that your actions on the other thread have shown that you are not a person that I, and I believe many people of this thread, would choose to associate with. I certainly am not interested in your opinions or your values. Is that clear enough or would you like me to start flaming. [ August 16, 2002, 17:39: Message edited by: Growltigga ] |
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<Trajan fires up his flame thrower and ask's Taz if the BBQ pit is ready for some fresh meat.>
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Your honest, and I respect that. So I made a mistake. I have apologized for it. So whats the fire pit for?
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Ah, let him in 'Tig, I think he'll behave himself.
MoW, I don't know if you follow this thread, but you have to be prepared to take the following in good humour: -Violent, cartoon-style physical assaults upon your Online persona. -Endless Trekkie/ sciffy jokes -Any other "friendly banter" (Yes, those *are* ominous quotation marks) we may feel like throwing your way. We'll try not to gang up on you too much. I wil, anyway. If you can distinguish between banter and flame then we'll all get along just fine. |
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I can't believe it's been a week since I Last visited... 7 pages of Posts are a lot to go through at once, especially here http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
I missed the whole Atrocities-MoW thing (well, I saw the thread but it was locked by then). In any case, in light of the strong opinions voiced over there and alluded to here, I'd like to apologize to Atrocities for bringing up SFB & ST "canon" in regards to his Gorn shipset. Now that I have the maudlin bit off my chest, it's time to settle in with my friends from the Unseelie Court - a Jack In Irons, a couple honest-to-Goddess nymphs, and a former death god. The gargoyles and night hags stayed outside to keep the T-Rex company... (been reading books by Laurell K Hamilton - yowza!) |
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DT you were gone a week... Sugar.... Tesco hacks into wonderful world of Online banking and taxes and all and transfer's Last weeks total tab for the cantina from Saxon's accounts over to DT.... THis takes many hours and is quite difficult.... Then tesco notices that the Flux Capacitor is still lying on the floor and picks it up and goes back in time one week and tells the bar to put it on DT's Tab.... And decides to do what everyone in the world has wished to do... Sits down with himself at the bar and begins to drink.... meanwhile forgetting why he went back in time ... which causes the following stuff to happen....
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just moments before puke takes note of Tesco's idea, and tucks the plan away for the future, puke walks into the cantina. striding right up to pukes table, puke draws a sidearm from his shoulder holster and puts a CORBON .357 SIG hollowpoint through pukes temple.
Puke collapses dead on the floor, and puke sits down in his place, finishing his drink and ordering another as a team of FBWs armed with brooms and sawdust clean up puke's corpse (presumeably carting it off to make pukewings). no one else seems to notice. |
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Dogscoff, I will refrain from flaming ManofWar on this post as requested. I hope that your trust is not shown to be flawed.
ManofWar, I am not being "honest", my personal integrity is a matter for me and me alone. I am being direct and for your own sake I hope you understand the subtle difference. I will make this point, you apologised for your unwarranted insults again Atrocities and his website and that is fine. We all make mistakes and we learn by them. But, you were petulant enough to go to his website and try and get his site closed down. Whatever you subsequently say, that action has you marked down as petty minded, childish and pathetic. Apologies if you dont like this but that is just my "honesty" at work. |
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NOTE: The web site is still up. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Oh and try the Tribblet wings MoW, they are the best. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif
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Mac is sitting quietly on the Cantina Patio, enjoying the Last 2 days of his vacation, reading a research thesis on the 5 Gum Brands and the comparison in terms of flavor retention, eLasticity, bubble capacity and chewing rebound, in the scientific manual he so studiously is reading, it shows a graph showing the results of compensating various results of various saliva acidities, this way if you know your PH, it helps you choose the proper gum for your chewing style.
aaahh Nothing like scientific research, Chewing most vigorously some of the gum flavors, mac obtains a judicious wad of various concoctions of extremely sticky gum. He gets up walks out into the parking lot and puts a huge piece under Dogscoffs new cruiser, smiling to himself, he walks back into the cantina and gives Geo's regenerating corpse a wad to chew as he grows back into himself and using it to plug the bullet holes that cover his dank body, then he strolls back out onto the patio, sits back and continues reading his new scientific journal. just a few days of vacation left Mac [ August 17, 2002, 04:39: Message edited by: mac5732 ] |
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capq,
I made sure it is in the correct folder. Then ast mac's suggestion uninstalled the earlier Versions, No joy. Spent 2 hours today looking for my CD, No Joy. Is there something in the Registry? I'm not afraide to edit it. |
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Um, Er, Um,
There is another cause for that error. If you try to use Patch 7 to upgrade 1.67 you will get the same message. oooops. My thanks to the esteemable SuicideJunkie for being there when I needed it. Quietly gets his own Dorsendonk and goes off to a cornor mumbling something about getting new glasses [ August 17, 2002, 23:02: Message edited by: Gryphin ] |
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...Taz is writing down the Puke incident in the bar log and comes to the section detailing the crimes commited...
Let's see - if Puke kills Himself then the crime is suicide. But wait, the puke that died is not the same Puke that pulled the trigger! So it is a murder. No, the Puke that pulled the trigger must have been a later Puke temperally (in time) so he killed his past self and so his future self also is now dead! So it's a murder/suicide. But wait, if his future self died before he went back in time, then he cannot kill himself! Thus no actual crime could have been done. (Except to the sanity of the bystanders) Except for the fact that there IS a Puke corpse!!... ...Taz writes in the log that Puke is quilty of *SOMETHING STRANGE*. (A common occurance in this fine establishment)... BTW even Taz will not lower himself to serving Puke Wings - He has the corpse thrown out to the parking staff to get rid of it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif |
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LOL Taz, yeah but what happens if a guy with multiple personalities tries to kill himself, is that a hostage situation? Hmmm can i ask who is oing on the bbq? don't even think of using pukes corpse, if the t-rex won't eat it the cantina won't, hmmm maybe the mongoose! ahhh well i doubt i'll be posting for a the next week or so, kinda "preoccupied"
*Leaving the cantina Raging deadstar gets an evil look from the t-rex, showing all its teeth. RD Hands it his wallet! "OK I'LL TIP YOU, YOU HAPPY NOW!" The T-Rex/Valet flashes his huge teeth and stomps off with RD's wallet. RD climbs into his dreadnought, complete with bump from Indestructable parking meters and begins orbiting the planet through fear of being clamped/squahed by the Valet in the car park....* |
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Raging Deadstar, I apologise that the head valet is so persistent in his request for tips, this is primarily as the house is on a share and the cost of maintaining his dentistry.
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[/quote]Of course, given that the T-Rex was extinct for the 65 million year period he mentions, that kind of invalidates his argument.[/QB][/quote]
Well spotted Dogscoff, I like your logical thought processing, maybe we should debate again whether or not you do eat poo. Barry the T-Rex far prefers roaring, cadging tips off people, fresh goat and ripping offenders limbs from limb. He also likes having his tummy tickled but I would reccomend against doing this as he does tend to 'break wind' when he gets excited He cannot do hunting, no horse will carry him and he looks daft in one of them pink jackets. [ August 19, 2002, 11:36: Message edited by: Growltigga ] |
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as if any self respecting t-rex would eat a puke corpse
Well, it would but it would depend on how said puke corpse was prepared and the availability of the right sort of condiment. If puke corpse is lightly roasted (perhaps with a rosemary and garlic jus), the T-Rex would probably need a good apple sauce, if puke corpse was flame grilled, I would expect a nice San Francisco honey, chipotle and tomato relish would do the business and if raw, you would need shallot vinegar, mayonnaise and tobasco sauce hmmm, I think you would need quite a robust wine with your average cooked puke, I would reccomend a nice ice chilled muscadet or posibly, a crozes hermitage [ August 19, 2002, 15:19: Message edited by: Growltigga ] |
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Does this place have fajitas? What do you have for folks who are off the sauce?
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Sachmo, you would probably need to slowly bake the puke corpse to tenderise it enough to make decent fajitas.
I have got a great idea, make up a marinade of natural yoghurt, coriander seeds, a double handful of fresh mint, salt, pepper, garlic, a couple of good lugs of olive oil and the juice and zest of 2 limes, rub this into the puke joint and leave to marinade overnight, this will tenderise it nicely and you could then flame griddle thin strips of the meat until blackened for the fajitas. We have tons of non-alcoholic drinks, for this meal, I think something potent like an elderflower cordial ith spring water would be what you need. |
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How does one grill puke? Better question...why? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
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After a terrible injustice Raging Deadstar heads back to the cantina, reverse parking into a space and sighing as he misses the meter, only to be pranged by a Tigg-A PLC Battlecruiser, someone hadn't put on the dam handbrake, thinking of complaining he notices the wave motion guns and decides best not. Baryy The T-Rex stomps up, drops a now shredded wallet and demands a tip! Luckily Raging Deadstar came prepared and opened up the cargo bay of his ship and watched as a line of accountants marched out being "persuaded" by cattle prod weilding crew members. The accountants run for the redneck bar down the road and Barry follows.
"HMMM I'm sure GT won't mind the dinosaur doing property damage to that place, anyway i doubt many lawyers would try and prosecute the t-rex...!" Well why do we fry puke? Well we feel for poor old puke, i mean walking into a bar and seeing your own body on the floor must be strange. Anyway if all else fails we could stitch that talking geoschmo head to the puke boddy and have a security guard or cleaner that announces the door is ajar every 5 minutes |
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...Hi there Raging Deadstar, So what kind of libation do you care for today?
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Taz, you are right, I have ordered deliverey pronto of the ACME clone detection scanner unit for mounting over the door. If we can link this up with a high-powered taser or something, we can electrify the clones and offer our customers hog-roasts!
Turning back to Puke's corpse, as he is a Californian, I think it is only fair that we stuff him with oranges, lemons and chillis, baste him in a honey, garlic and chilli rub and oven bake for a couple of hours. Serve up with a light salad and some San Francisco sour dough and with a glass of napa valley chardonnay? Anyone up for that? |
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Raging Star, of course I do not mind it if Barry inconveniences the competition in any way. Thinking about it, I havn't seen much of that redneck bar for absolutely ages, just gos to show that only the best establishments have the staying power (and puke corpse cuisine).
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sounds great, and couldn't be more appropriate. be sure and get the rub underneath the skin, so the flavor can soak in.
No no no no NO, to get the rub to permeate the meat and to soften the flesh, you cut small slits into it and ensure the rub is well put into this. I am assuming your meat is quite tough Puke, except maybe the buttocks which I am told could be quite tender PS Puke, go to bed |
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When this thread gets too big, I suggest that the next one be called "The New Geo's Head Olde New Galactic Cannibal Bar & Grill"...
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Nahhh, we will call it "Blimpers"
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if we change the name, do we have to give up the phong's head shaped drinking mugs?
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El Vomito, no, infact your are the only one who still has a drinking mug in the shape of a Phong's head. Mac has a stein, Dogscoff has an effete champagne flute with one of them curly straws (and he drinks halves of shandy with his little finger sticking out), I have a beachbabe shaped mug, Taz has a bowl, Gryphin has a mug in the shape of a comical set of breasts etc
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Is 2000AD still around? I use to love FLESH, Judge Dredd, the Strontium Dog, the one about the GI's, the VC's
Slaine was excellent, I remember him fighting all these Fomorian devils, excellent I always wondered about skulls as drinking vessels. YOu would have to block up all the holes asa the beer/lemonade/whatever would run out wouldn't it [ August 20, 2002, 13:14: Message edited by: Growltigga ] |
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2000AD: Don't know if it's still around or not. I used to love the Dredd strips the most, especially the semi-humorous ones. Slaine and Rogue trooper were also great, and I remember a good C64 game based on Nemesis the Warlock (you had to kill enough bad guys to stack up the bodies to reach the higher parts of the level=-)
While we're in comicland... let me see if these names spark any conversation: Doomlord (Skull-faced alien disintegrates bad guys, dies regularly and has to be regenerated at the cost of a human life, generally treads a fine moral line on a weekly basis, then comes home and has a cup of tea with his landlady=-) The 13th Floor: Max, the attendant AI in a block of flats, brings about hideous hypnotic deaths to anyone harming his tenants. Great stuff... And of course, Dan Dare. There's talk of a Hollywood movie or something. Has the potential to be an utter travesty... Quote:
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Mac, drinking a brewski watching the goings on with the Puke Corpse and Member Puke, shaking his head as the Puke Corpse is put on the rotating spit over hot coals on the Patio, hmmm,
appears to be quite of few of Dogscoffs minions hanging around the pit..... and Barry eyeing them with drooling anticipation.... I wonder if they Tip??? OT question, How do you get drones to move en masse, Shift-clik or ??? just some ideas a vacation recovering Mac [ August 20, 2002, 19:58: Message edited by: mac5732 ] |
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mac: shift click works on drones. Pain in the arse when you've got 100 of the little buggers...
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how to get drones to move quick.... Lower the price of a stock... They will move quick and sell sell sell... Buy high sell low....
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i used to have a phongs head stein, but the lid just conjured up vile imagry of quaffing cerebral fluid from a lobotomized phong. so i had it removed. now its a mug.
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Long Time No See, good patrons of YNGB&G&PHC.
... That's all I wanted to say. If you want to hear a rant about the move to Montreal, get a big bowl of peanuts, 2 large mugs of Beer or poison of choice, dedicated mind, and hatred against the U-Haul Company. Edit: To Dogscoff, what happened to O&C? [ August 21, 2002, 04:49: Message edited by: TerranC ] |
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Welcome back TerranC. So what liquid refreshment are you inbibing these days?
As to more solid fare, we have Roast Puke, Tribble wings and Umm.. Pecan crunches! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif And, as we are installing new clone detectors attached to Graviton Hellbores, I expect a few more Ahh.. menu additions in the near future. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif |
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And, as we are installing new clone detectors attached to Graviton Hellbores, I expect a few more Ahh.. menu additions in the near future.
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Dogscoof and Rollo, tks for the Info, appreciate it, Terran C, welcome back, I have my bowl of nuts, Brewskis and tribble wings, (I'll pass on roasted Puke for now), so lets have it, how was the move, Need something to enliven oneself, as Last 4 days been rough, son has Kidney stone, in ER for 7 hrs, Mother had stroke in ER for 6 hrs, and its only Wed Morning. UGH.....
Taz fill my stein with the strongest brew the cantina has, fill up the peanut bowl, BBQ those Tribble wings, yells Mac as he sits at his favorite table, leans back, and observes the studious installation of the new Clone Detectors and Barry who appears to be munching on some type of sea urchins, (notices the new valet suit the old T-Rex is wearing, wondering who his tailor was) tired mac |
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Hey, Rollo, check your email. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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