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Not the cat, just the fact I can remember installing it about a Decade ago and I suddenly was straight back around that time. Just the comparison between all the things I thought I'd be doing now and what I'm actually doing.

Time doesn't fly, it's ****ing races by....

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It doesn't ****ing race by, it HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF HORSE CR*P FRIGGIN WARPS BY!!!!!

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Except today when I swear I could see the minute hand slow down it was that boring.

"Lectures on dredging for industrial minerals? Just say no kids."

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Ooooooh and I thought my French classes were boring..... I'm really sorry for you.

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Everything comes with a price. In this case I am currently paying the price for the lectures (and demonstrations) of explosives http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/cool.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

Swings and roundabouts I guess.

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The Neko program has stopped working. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif No idea why, except maybe trying to add to many cats. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif

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I have no idea..... NARF LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!!!

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/me doesn't look.

Actually funny Ikea commercial:

'Does this sound familiar to you?'

'I want a designer kitchen!'

'Can't afford it.'

'I want a designer kitchen!'

'Can't afford it.'

'If it does, then come to Ikea (Blah blah blah)'

'Yaay!...Now I want a pony!'

'Thanks a lot.'

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Ok jokes, got a ton of them..

Tests the waters first though..

Whats yellow, orange and red and looks good on Frat boys?

Fire

Whats Brown and Tan and looks good on Hippies?

Rottweilers.

Best to tell these with polar opposites so you can be assured of offending the entire spectrum.

A woman walks into a pharmacy and goes to the pharmacist and says " Hello, I need to buy some Arsenic in order to poison my husband." The pharmacist looks appaled and says "Madam, I cannot help you with this as it is both illegal and immoral!"

Whereupon the woman reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband and the pharmacist' wife having sex..

The pharmacist says, "You should have told me you had a prescription!"

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