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Randallw said:
hey Strategia do you realise your reply is a phrase which is the subject of much joking itself. Maybe you are secretly Australian http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif. Ok since you insist I'll explain.

First off Kiwis bear a grudge against us for a cricket match we had against them once. As a result a friend of mine, while visiting, New Zealand, saw graffiti on a wall saying "Australia sux". An Australian clearly came along because he wrote underneath "New Zealand Nil". The joke is that the New Zealand accent pronounces "I" as "u" (at least to Australian accents). 6 to 0.

There are a plethora of Australian jokes directed at Kiwis, most notably insinuations about the amount of sheep there are in New Zealand compared to the human population. I apologise for posting such obscure humour, but I couldn't help it if we were placing jokes concerning puns on sucks.

Nothing obscure about our humour! There are enough Aussies on the list.

narf poit chez BOOM

April 15th, 2005 01:01 AM

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Aussies are always obscure. I beleive I cross-posted a rather good post on that a while ago... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

Parasite

April 15th, 2005 12:31 PM

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Found this in Readers Digest, credited to Donald Picton. Part of the fun is how much it applies.

I'm a young guy who hates to cook. She is a beautiful waitress who serves food. Of course I was in love. But even though I frequently ordered out from her restaurant, I figured she didn't know I existed. Then one day, after placing an order, I asked if she needed my name. "Nah," she said. "I remember you from before." Well, now I was on cloud nine, but I quickly fell back to earth when I got my food. Inside the bag was the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger, Med. Well - Fries - Lg. Coke - For the nerdy guy with the bad haircut."

Quote:

Joachim said:
Nothing obscure about our humour! There are enough Aussies on the list.

Aussies and Aussies at heart.

narf poit chez BOOM

April 15th, 2005 09:36 PM

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Today's Dork Tower is funny, #1013: http://archive.gamespy.com/comics/dorktower/

narf poit chez BOOM

April 16th, 2005 11:05 PM

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You gotta read this. I didn't even get a page into the story and I staggered out of the computer room and collapsed laughing on the couch.
http://www.bmsc.washington.edu/peopl..._of_Argon.html

Small rodents scampered about, occupying themselves in the daily accomplishments of their dismal lives.

Crow: And these would be...?
Mike: "Dear Diary, Today I spent a couple hours nibbling at a corpse and then spread contagion around the tri-county area."

Strategia_In_Ultima

April 17th, 2005 10:04 AM

Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre HEHEHE

OMFG I can't contain myself when reading that..... that's rare you know! LOL! (really)

narf poit chez BOOM

April 19th, 2005 02:33 AM

Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre HEHEHE

FFN is good this week too: http://archive.gamespy.com/comics/nodwick/ffn/ffn.htm

Strategia_In_Ultima

April 19th, 2005 05:04 AM

Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre HEHEHE

Narf, where did you get that sense of humour? You got me hooked on Nip and Tuck as well.....

(still from The Eye of Argon)

Quote:

from overhead, half way through its daily revolution.

Crow: Daily revolution? So this Norgolia's near Bolivia, then?

Man, how does this guy/do these guys THINK of this?!? LOL!

Little joke of my own:

What does a gay Zen master say to his student?
"Patience, young Asshopper."

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