Re: The beginning of BWIII!
 

The Grey One, is it really Gryphin? what has happended to you? did you run out of Grecian 2000? what is with this "dont fancy playing with the little kitty today" lark? never stopped you in the olden days?

Have a beer on me and tell me why this persona change has occurred?

Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill
 

Oi, El Phil and Strategia....

The Byzantine Mongoose horde is MY ARMY, NOT YOURS, SO HANDS OFF AND GO RECRUIT YOUR OWN LEGION OF MAYHEM.

They are not for hire, and are currently located in the Members Bar and Chill Out Room, sipping some small bottles of decent ale and letting rip...(its the sauerkraut in their diet!)

Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill
 

I do have my own personal horde: The Assyrian Armoured Geeskat charioters!

They've realised that perhaps longbows don't cut it and so are now rearmed with adamntium serrated penguin beaks and those guns Chris Walken used in 'The Dogs of War'.

Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill
 

I also have my legions; I even referenced to them, my Salagull ground forces and my Seamander flyers. YOUR Mongeese attacked me (think it was the guard patrol) (or rather - NA, who'd been surgically altered to look like me http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif ) when they saw me. My forces were powerless against them. After the attack, the Mongeese resumed their patrol again.

Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill
 

Of course! The air support: Spider monkeys, carrying naplam filled water ballons, riding gryphons.

Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill
 

Strategia, PLEASE stop using the cloning machine...

[i]Ashton puts up a sign in the bar, saying "Looking for army for skirmishes against the bar patrons. Free Eee shakes for joining."[i]

Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill
 

*cough* *spit* BLEAGH!

I thought this was TAPIOCA!

Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill
 

/me doesnt use a cloning machine, /me just altered NA's appearance to his own and placed him in the field of vision of a Mongeese patrol.

Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill
 

Riiiiight...

I should start having clones of me walk around as cannon fodder. Lots safer.

Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill
 

Barman! A Brewski and pronto. My throats drier than the Sahara after a really bad drought