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2 brothers from an un-determined country arrive at Immigration. The official tells them that they have to answer a few questions one of which is what line of work they are in.
"Pilot" says Brother number 1.
"Peat cutter" says brother number 2.
"congratulations" the official says to brother number 1 "We are glad to accept you into our country. Then the official turns to brother number 2 "I'm sorry but we can't accept you.
"Why not?" asks brother number 2 "You took my brother"
"Yes" explains the official "but you see we desperately need new pilots, whereas there is no demand for peat cutters"
"But if I don't cut it he can't pilot" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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What do they have against Peat Cutters? He's a nice guy.

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Ok, so I know what peat is but why does the other guy need peat to pilot something?

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"pilot" -> "pile it"

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damn, sorry. Should have corrected the spelling at the end. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

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Man runs into doctor's office: Doctor, doctor, please help me! My wife thinks she's a car!
Doctor: OK, give me a few minutes, and I'll see what I can do for her.
At that, the man starts running for the door, and the doctor says: Hey, where are you going?
Man: Oh, I can't just leave her out there. She's double-parked.

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Could have been worse it could have been the one about the what you call two Phillipino pilots (A Pair of plyers)

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If you wanted to know how Greeting cards are made (or even if you couldn't care less http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif)

http://www.chrisharding.net/animatio...playmovie.html

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I like that one Randall. Funny stuff.

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Ok it's not a joke and it's not a riddle but it is a puzzle (kinda). I will admit it's the opposite of funny.

http://artscool.cfa.cmu.edu/~lee/deanimator.html

2 tips.
1. It only takes 1 bullet if the Zombie is still emerging.
2. I managed to get 130 by resorting to rapid fire when they are bunched up.

Edit: just discovered you can change to a shotgun by pressing shift. Warning though, they get halfway across in the time it takes to reload the shotgun.