Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Darn it Mac, I just got my fur clean from sawdust! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Free beer FOR Taz? Thanks TerranC! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Hey Everybody - TerranC is giving away free beer! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

(TerranC, just remember to pay your tab promptly.
...remember the Last patron who didn't pay! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif )

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

New Special of the Month:
----Fish Innerds Stew----

That's right folks... due to an oversupply of
certain fishy parts we are able to offer this
taste treat at the low, low cost of 10 minerals
per bowl! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

And our very first bowl goes to...
that brewsky loving older gent...
Mac

Eat up Mac, there's plenty more... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Growltigga walks over to Taz and tries, for the millionth time, to explain to Taz the concepts of marketing and customer satisfaction.

"Taz my boy, you will never sell all these fish entrails by calling it Fish Innerds Stew.. put in a dash of stock, some crab claws and a prawn (we have some that are over 6 momnths old and are beginning to pong) and market it as Bouillabaise"

"Come on patrons, get a bowl of authentic Marseilles bouillabaise here, only 20 minerals a bowl"

Taz is left amazed at the stampede of patrons craving a taste of this French delicacy.....

Growltigga turns to Taz and reccomends that he invest some time in making sure the toilets are fully unblocked before this lot pashes through the passages....

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Rags thinks about walking over to the bar and ordering a bowl of this "French Delicacy"... But thinks again as he over heard Taz and GT's convo about Fish Innerds and Crab Claws and Prawn, all of which are almost more then 6 months old. He thinks again and just orders a brewski.

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

which brewski, unbenounced to Ragnarok, has been heavily augmented with flavoured fish innards

hell, we have to get rid of them somehow - kentucky fried halibut's digestatory tract anyone? how about Thai spiced fish bladder?

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

*Dogscoff, bored and feeling violent, sifts through the cantina's archives looking for a good practical joke to play.

Finally, he enters the Cantina, headbutting a Bill Gates clone on his way in.

"Hey 'Tig, what's the opposite of Yun?"
Tig looks confused, but doesn't want to admit that he doesn't know what a Yun is. "Umm... unYun?" He replies.

Immediately a trapdoor opens above 'Tig's head and a huge pile of unYuns falls out and buries him.

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

That was a classic one D... Very clever. Too bad I didn't think of it myself. But kudos to you for coming up with it. Cheers...

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Dogscoff gratefully accepts Kudos from Ragnarok, and wonders what you're supposed to do with it. Eventually he decides to drink it.

*Slurp*

"Mmm... good stuff. Thanks Rags."
"Actually, it's for external use only."

*Suddenly, Dogscoff freezes in place and his hair stands on end. He rigidly keels over sideways and hits the floor with a crash.

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

The Look a like LH FBWs roll mac's hospital bed into the cornor, with the poor, sexy, lovable, older genteelman looking green and expirating various items into a large wash basin. As they pass the bar, Mac looks at Taz, smiles weakly and asks him for a nice cold brewski to help wash down the after affects of "The Gryphin Special". Clutching the brewski carefully, the FBWs push him into the cornor where he can observe the activities going on within the cantina, while he re-cooperates from his Gryphin experience. He pleasantly turns down the offer to indulge in the new French cuisine being offered for consumption within the confines, He warily looks around to try and locate the infamous Gryphin... Not in sight,... a diabolical smile appears on his upper torso, ahahah, yes the Gryphin, there's an old saying, "pay back in kind...." hahahahah, ohohohoh, he looks around for the Paladin, doesn't see him in the cantina at present, sighs, leans back and watchs the arriving EMS try and do something for Dogscoff who's internal organs have unleashed themselves upon the flooring of the establishment since he is unable to move or control himself. He wonders if GT will add the clean up to the Scofs tab.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
He also begins reading the Cantina Rule book to see if there is anything about "Immunity" for members of the cantina...

a very green mac

[ October 10, 2002, 17:56: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

:: Sends an email to mac, Kudos on the great thread, "favorite and least favorite weapon". (attached is a file title, "Liz Hurly Look a LIke".exe)