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Ah, but those swamps are a miracle of biodiversity and home to some rare and highly endangered species of newts. Some of them even build cities... oh.

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Hey now, there's no end to the variety. Bog, fen, marsh, marshland, mire, morass, quagmire, slough, swampland and wetland, they all have their own beautiful gaseous emission. Your former worshipers may be inhaling this pungent mixture before too long.

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Its the run off I'm concerned about. Atlantis you must feel the same way I do. These surface dwellers mean to defile our streams, lakes, and oceans. The least we can do is share intel on these inferior races. Maybe we can come to some sorta deal...


Vg1 has reported home due to amount of loot found and is operational at this point. Also we are proud to announce our recruiting on other planes a glorious success. They want to come here and play with others. Its rather boring out there. And now they want uniforms... :D

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They want uniforms? Now that's a truly hideous thought. And where do you put the epaulettes?

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Ya got me, they're "Things from the Void". And are cute little tentacled guys, Also they are quite good with card tricks. :D

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If you pin medals on a Vastness, does it burst?

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Transcript of conversation overheard between High Voice Thunbu and Mjibu, commander of the Northern Expeditionary Force.

Thunbu: I gather that before going up against a tribe of Amazons, warrior women known both for their high standard of martial training and for their habit of cutting off various sensitive parts of any male prisoners, you requested emergency supplies of... apples. I would love to hear your explanation.

Mjibu: Well, High Voice, it was as a result of scouting data I received.

T: Your scouts were hungry, perhaps?

M: They provided me with intelligence leading me to believe that the apples could be a useful part of our battle plan.

T: This must be some new meaning for the word 'intelligence', then. Possibly one involving the phrase 'UTTER STUPIDITY'! You had better explain this very carefully.

M (looking nervous): Well... yes, Lord. Upon reporting to me, the scouts mentioned that the Amazon cavalry's horses were looking pretty grim - all skin and bone, in fact. It occurred to me that they must be pretty hungry, and that any charge by them might be diverted if we could arrange for sufficient... distraction. It's well known that horses love apples, and I thought it was worth a try. My plan was to throw apples at the feet of the horses in mid-charge, in the hope of throwing their formation into disorder.

T: It sounds to me rather as if they skipped Amazons in the Warleader training school. I hope for the sake of your troops you arranged a test of your theory.

M: Err, yes Lord. Poor Shuhema... he snuck over to the animal enclosure in the night to carry out a test. He lost a hand, and I had to retire him from active duty.

T: So as ideas go, it was a terrible failure then.

M: Not entirely, Lord. While the apples were useless, I felt sure the basics of the plan were still worthwhile. When it came to the battle, we used raw steak instead.

T: (laughs) Good thinking, Mjibu. I trust you saw to Shuhema's future, though? He taught you a valuable lesson, and that should be rewarded.

M: Well, Lord, as he's still a young man I thought I'd set up something for his future. I gave him some land and arranged for him to assist in the administration of the province for a few years, to give him some sort of a living.

T: And after that?

M: I also took the liberty of leaving him some surplus supplies. After he leaves his work for the governor, he should have grown a mature orchard - and I imagine mountain-grown apples should sell for enough to give him a good living.

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Transcript ends.

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Hey, thanks guys, you helped me figure out the uniform problem. Since you seem to be concerned about Vastnesses, We have ditched the concept of cloth and now are using paint. Much cheaper also. Couple of shots and off you go. The color scheme is to mimic the vastness. Yep Polka dots.... Garish colors as well.:D