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ooh, sorry to hear about your lad and mother Mac -I hope everything is better now and they are both on the mend.

Fingers crossed for you tiger

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Bash will upgrade to 1.78 today... Mac and gryphin

your turns will be autoed unless you can play them at 1.67

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Once the game is generating the .gam files using 1.78 all the players will have to be playing the turns using 1.78. You can't have some on the new Version and some on the old Version.

Geoschmo

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Geo.. I only mentioned this to mac and gryphin because they upgraded before they did their Last turn. Which is at 1.67.

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tesco,
auto move ok with me.
steve

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ANNOUNCEMENT TO THE GALACTIC BASH PEOPLE.

By these presents dated year of our Lord twenty first August two thousand and two, all men be advised that this notice is my irrevocable and unconditional instruction to Mr Geo Schmo of 'Dunshirking', Ohio (hereinafter referred to as 'The Inscrutable Wun-Hung-Lo') to take command of the mighty Growltigga Federation in said Galactic Bash PBW game for a period commencing with immediate effect and ending not later than Monday 9 September, to act as my regent and counsel in all matter galactic and politic, to negotiate treaties on my behalf with plenipotententiary powers, to engage in construction, research and infrastructure development of said empire and to wage war on all and sundry if it looks to Inscutable Wun-Hung-Lo that there is a good chance of victory.

Executed as a deed on the date aforesaid mentioned .

Growltigga the Great
King of the Galaxy, Stellar Diva, President Emeritus of the Growltigga Federation and the Chief Bum-Kicker of the Fighting Furry Felines of the Alliance

[ August 21, 2002, 16:42: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

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Two New Burger King Sandwiches Negate Each Other
MIAMI—In a gala ceremony at its Miami headquarters, the Burger King Corporation rolled out two new sandwiches that conceptually negate each other. "The new Veggie Burger, with just seven grams of fat, is a refreshing, heart-smart alternative to the usual fast-food junk," Burger King vice-president Robert Fass said. "And brace yourselves, meat lovers: The new BK Hickory Bacon Triple Stack—three juicy, big-beef patties topped with crispy bacon and slathered in a rich, smoked-cheddar sauce—is gonna blow you away." Burger theoreticians posit that the sandwiches could destroy each other if sold in a single order.

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Is Geo allowed to take bribes on your behalf?

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Gryphin, Geo has full plenitpotentiary powers to act in my name with regard to the Galactic Bash. He may accept bribes by all means, but if the purpose of these is to give you advantage, then you know that you have gained that advantage by foul means and not beaten me fair and square.

And I have selected Geo as my regent as he is renowned for his integrity, honesty, intrinsic talent and generally being a wonderful guy

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">From anyone but you Gyrphin. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

excerpt from Geo's acceptance speach
...And so it is with great humbleness that I do accept this great responsibilty bestowed upon me. And I ask my fellow Tiggrites to give their best effort in the days ahead, not to me but to the Federation. That we may show of ourselves a good accounting upon the return of Growltigga the Great. That he may be proud of us in what we have accomplished in his absence. And that the light of the Federation will be spread far and wide throughout the quadrant.

Long live the Federation, and long live Growltigga the Great...[fade out to thunderous appluase]

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Thank you for those kind words Regent Geo "Lord of the Galactic Realms" Schmo. But do remember, this is the Growltigga Federation, a cosmopolitan society of cool cats, bald blokes and latin love goddesses, it is not so much 'cue thunderous applause' but cue the bacardi and the samba dancers, don your sombrero, get your maraccas and whistle and PPAAAAAARRRRTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

and always remember that anyone who crosses the Federation gets decapitated with their head stuck their backside. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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after a solid litte nap, puke strolls back into the cantina.

he takes a look at the new clone detector, and walks safely by. thinking mischiviosuly to himself, he extracts DNA from a FBW with a large hypodermic that he finds lying about, and inserts it into his pocket clone-o-matic.

a whole line of identical FBWs pop out and inflate to full size, and puke chases them through the front door, where they are squished by the GHB.

collecting the remains in a box, puke returns to his regular table and sets up his own little stage show with miniturized FBWs on the tabletop.

Send over a drink, and reconcile my tab.

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BEFORE I DEPART FOR FOREIGN CLIMES MALAYSIAN

New house rule, no taking DNA samples from the FBW, they are there to serve and to be adored, not cloned and interferred with (well, not at the genetic level anyhow).

Barry gives Puke a good chewing by way of punishment

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dont blame me, that large hypodermic someone left laying about was just screaming out to be used to extract DNA from a FBW! Fluffy Bunnies have a long histroy in the medical research field!

and hey, just look at the great table dance. some showtunes from a walkman, and its entertainment four hours!

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Tesco shows up later that evening with Lemmy.

And turns on the K-O-K-IE machine and does a duet of bomber... with Lemmy..

Ahhhh.... Dreams do happen all the time at the cantina...

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">puke enjoys the tune, but thinks to himself that this might not be the same Lemmy. in fact, he thinks the Girl School Version had better vocal accompanyment.

the psychics in the room nod their heads in agreement.

hmmm.. i think i posted this in another thread, but in a fight between Lemmy and God, who would win?

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I find this really funny. You all were so willing to stand up for those crappy Trek sets, but not one of you has posted that the NAYS sit is down. It has been down for a few days now. I want to share with you an email I got today. Oh this is funny.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">This was from pcpatrocities@hotmail.com What does the PCP stand for? Are you a drug user? What I found funny was that he did not know his site was down until today. I am laughing at this. You all stood up for him, and no one, not even he, knew that the site was down. LOL I win. Thats twice now. To home runs.

[ August 22, 2002, 09:19: Message edited by: ManOfWar ]

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ManofWar, you are juvenile

You have stated that your shipsets are so much better. Why dont you post them if they are so good so that the rest of us may benefit from your profound knowledge and expertise. The reason you dont is probably because they are crap or that you are lieing and they do not exist. I suspect the latter.

'To home runs'? you really are bad at grammar aren't you?

[ August 22, 2002, 14:58: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

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I find this really funny. You were so willing to suggest to Sachmo (who has posted (thousands of words), that he use a spell checker.

“Thats twice now. To home runs.”

Samples of bad spelling or bad grammar in 117 words.
Just an observation. Not intended as a flame.

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Tigga, please read your Private Messages. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Well MoW it would appear so. I won't post your email Messages here. I will not give you what you want. However, I will tell you this: you have succeded in shutting me down, I will not rebuild the site. You can go away now. You have won. You need not email me any more.

PCP = Population Control Police

It is a clan name for another game I play. Now go away and pat yourself on your back. Just remember, what comes around shall go around or so it has been written.

Don't worry about NASY. (Not NAYS) If you need or want the ship sets, you can download them from PBW, or from here in the download section. I will update the links later.

Don't feed this guys ego. Just ignor his post.

[ August 22, 2002, 12:05: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

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Atrocities and Dumbluck (if he ever comes back into the cantina)

Wise words. Being a corporate lawyer, my natural inclination toward obstacles is to go head on and destroy them. I prefer your tactic of sending ManofWar to Coventry.

Consider it done.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">This was from pcpatrocities@hotmail.com What does the PCP stand for? Are you a drug user? What I found funny was that he did not know his site was down until today. I am laughing at this. You all stood up for him, and no one, not even he, knew that the site was down. LOL I win. Thats twice now. To home runs.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I have to say that I am shocked and appalled by what you have done. What exactly was the point? You need to stop and think about what has just happened here. Atrocities the person will continue to live his life. You didn't really harm him in any way. All you have succeeded in doing is closing down a site that was a resource for many gamers who enjoyed playing with his excellent ship sets. Congratulations, ManOWar. You have succeeded in ruining the fun for many, many people. If that was your tactic, you succeeded. God, what a sick person you turned out to be.

BTW: You really do give Star Trek fans a bad name. Also, please don't ever address me again in the future. You shall not get a response from me, and I don't have a site for you to shut down.

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I have never had a problem with anyone I have talked to in this community until now. ManOWar needs to be Banned from this forum. In addition I think a legal avenue can be taken for his assualt on Atrocities web site. If possible please do. This kind of harassment should not go unpunished. The internet is about expressing new ideas. Whether we agree with them or not. But when some chump tries to censor our free speach, we have a big problem.

If there is a legal avenue please rally people together against this person.

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Atomanjj, check your PM

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Mac walks past Barry nodding to him,(making sure he does not show his teeth in the process as this would be a challenge to the good old T-Rex), as he goes to his favorite table in the cantina. He opens the Cantina Post and begins to read whats been going on in the cantina of late. He reads MoW's most pathetic mumble jumble of nonsensical unwanted and unwarranted trash, but what can be expected of a cosmic dust mite, calls over the L.H. look a like FBW and has her bring him a phone. He dials a number, says a few words, hangs up the phone, leans back with a smile, and waits.

Short time later, A most hideously Large space tramp freighter arrives and parks in the space-lot next to the cantina, 4 T-Rexs, carrying a large metal container, walk into the cantina after showing their parking pass to Barry, They walk in look around and spy MoW leaning sarcastically against a cornor wall, with the floor shaking, & windows rattling from the thump of their passage, the lst T-Rex walks over to MoW, bends down, opens his large facial cavity and proceeds to swallow while chewing most audacioiusly. He then walks out onto the patio, followed by the other 3 carrying the container. A large rumbling starts coming from the lst T-Rex, who most dilligently raises his left leg in a most dignified manner and proceeds to Break Wind, the other three T-s, immiedatly uncap the metal container and using an attached hose, inhale the the essance into the container. After making sure all of the essance that was dispatched by the lst T is wholly in the container, they lock the lid, walk thru the cantina, leaving a form on the bar, get into their freighter and leave. Taz, looking at the form reads

"The hazardous waste which has been removed from the cantina shall be stored in a Waste dump for the next 1000 yrs until it no longer is considered waste... Charge 1 penny

Mac smiles, tosses a penny to Taz and orders his breakfast while continuing to read the Cantina Post, hmmm how can one ignore someone who is not there.....

just some ideas Mac

[ August 22, 2002, 18:54: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

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PM?

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Atomanjj, PM = private Messages

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ManOfWar:

Only a fool tries to demand Star Trek canon.

Only fools beleive that there is a such thing as Star Trek canon after the past 10 years.

There is no Star Trek canon because those that took over after Gene's death decided money was more important then creating a quality show that is even close to a realistic future.

Every episode contradicts some form of canon from the Last. Not to nickpick, but originally phasers were introduced just before the Original Series (to explain why they used lasers in the pilot). However, the braniacs of Paramount decided to introduce Phasers into "Enterprise" which was hundreds of years earlier.

You yourself said that Voyager was not a destroyer (which all accounts from Paramount says it is, one of the few times it did not destroy canon). So YOU are the one who is trying to fly in the face of ACTUAL Star Trek canon! You blasphemer!

My point is, is if you are going to nail someone for defying the canon of something, do it with something that actually has a canon! Not the hodge podge of poor quality episodes that has been Star Trek for the Last decade.

[ August 22, 2002, 18:25: Message edited by: Major Tom ]

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Hmmm...

Just goes to show that there are bad forums out there, and like bad families, they spawn demented Online offspring.

"What's with the negative waves, Moriarty?"

As a psycologist, which I am not, I would say he loves Star Trek so much, it can never be what he wants it to be, so he hates it equally as much.

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back on topic.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Mac... My friend nice to see some humour in that Last post of yours http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"Oh man. I don't like officers."
"Relax. Neither does he."

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&gt;Trajan steps under the hungry T. Rex (tossing him a 20 spot to keep him happy) and into the Cantina after having "ducked and covered" for the Last few days at work. Motioning to a FBW he shakes off the Last few days of work-place stress and orders a deep, peaty single malt whisky.&gt;

I am at once happy to see MoW not able to post, and sad that discontent/irrationablity such as he showed through his posting here was so easy to anger us (me included). I would have enjoyed the arguement if it had been rational.

I enjoy a loud knock-down drag-out shouting match once in a while, but MoW seemed to be just plain angry and irrational. This saddens a little, me as a little chaos, just to stir the pot a bit, is a good thing.

Anyhow...time to go pick up the wife and get to the bar. Thanks for the scotch and I'll see ya tomorrow! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Cheers!
Trajan

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i guess i will come back when the cantina resumes being an attractive distraction. i can get all the uglyness i want in the real world.

-puke settles his tab and takes a walk.

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I made this. CLICK HERE Forgive the piss poor quality. The hi-quality Version is 2.7 gigs. Now if only I could get my GD DvCam to record it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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Growltigga tells security to hold Puke, cue dancing girls, cue FBW's, cue beuatiful people, cue samba dancers, cue load music and cue dancing sheep

good enough for you El Vomito?

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Following Richard's sterling diktat from the PING: Atrocities thread, I hereby decree that any mention of ManofWar in the cantina is now BANNED with immediate effect.

Folks, we have enough of our own examples of Cranial-Rectal InVersion that we need to focus on one extreme case.

Time to move on. Drinks are on me for the next 2 weeks.

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Drinks are on you/ i like mine in a glass or mug thank you.

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Gryphin, ouch, OK to clarify, drinks are on my tab for the next two weeks

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Oh, silly me,
You mean you, (GrowlTigga), will be paying for everyones purchases in the cantinna.
I guess I just expected more exactude from ya dude.

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Ahem, I am not taking any remarks about my preciseness from an individual who uses the expression 'dude'

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

I hereby withdraw the word, "dude" and substitute the word, "Fat Cat"

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That is a bit personal, I will admit to being feline yes but thanks to my diet and the horrible stomach problems I got after Japan and Korea, I have lost about 35 pounds and now have a physique like a racing snake.

In fact, I am seriously worried that when I hit the beach in my trunks, I am going to have to beat the totty off with a sharp stick! The current Mrs GT has often recently remarked how she is sorry that she is expecting because given my new shape, she would like to have fun practising again.
Hmm, I would rather be fat and feline than being a short sighted line dancer with a manged rodent inhabiting my top lip http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Yippee, back to the old days of GT/Gryphin antagonism http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ August 23, 2002, 14:11: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

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I'll save up as may barbs as I cancan.
You wlll have to comb the threds looking for them. Or should I prepare an index?

Will you be posting a picture of the new gue, er you?
I could put it at my web site?
Just trying to be helful.

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The Big Cat pay the Bills ? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
The Dogs drink happy !!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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&lt;Trajan steps into the Cantina, after a smokey evening out with the wife, shooting some pool, enjoying several pints of cold Bass Ale and dumping workplace stress.&gt;

Hey! Since Tigga is buying the drinks, I'll have a JW Blue, with a sliver of ice in the glass please.

While I am speaking up...here is a lil' old joke to start the day...

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Cheers!
Trajan

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As Mac reads the large sign over the bar that the Drinks are on the Tiggas tab, he smiles, walks over to the phone at the end of the bar, places a call, hangs up and asks Taz for a large Coors Lite, walks over to the table and reclines.

Short time later, the cantina shakes as a medium sized space cruiser lands in the parking lot. Mac walks out and greets the Phong pilot who in turn gives him the keys. Mac directs him to Taz at the bar where he signs Tiggas Tab, as the pilot walks out he yells at Mac, Hey pal, I hope you enjoy the new "Drinks" class Cruiser you ordered, sure was nice of that Kat to buy you one, it has all the latest upgrades, Mac just smiles, leans back, places his breakfast order with a FBW, opens up the Cantina Post, and mumbles to himself, sure will be quiet around here for the next 2 weeks.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

He does note in the Paper however in large headlines, "Sun bathing in the Pacific area will be postponed due to numerous Typhoons and earthquakes in the general area, possibley for the next several weeks, beach bunnies canceling trips due to rains, http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

have fun GT

just some ideas Mac

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Mac doesn't notice as Growltigga, realising that the incontinent one has stuck a bloody space cruiser on the house tab, sneaks up behind up with his trusty 8 pound titanium alloyed sledge hammer.

With a whoosh of air, the great Kat whallops Mac from behing with said sledge hammer and then sticks the cantina post up Mac's left nostril..

"That'll learn the old' fart' thinks Growltigga, "he always was a lucky pierre"

The forecast is sun sun sun and more bikinis than you can shake your snake at

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As Mac looks around the cornor of the bar, he notices the Tigga utilizing extreme brute force over in the cornor, Mac chuckles to himself as he puts away his handy dandy hologram duplicator key chain. aaahhh these little gizmos sure come in hand when needed, its just a shame that Barry bumped me as I flicked the ole switch, sigh, that bump made me move the hologram over Saxon who was sitting at another table, poor Saxon, I hope he doens't end up with a headache or sinus condition from the Furry Feline, oh well, Mac walks out to his new brand new Drinks class cruiser and orders a wax job for it.

Barry comes out and tells him of a news special on the TV in the cantina. Mac walks in just in time to hear " and in conjunction with all this audacious weather now in the Pacific, it appears that "No Shrek Look a Like" No Tresspassing signs have been posted on all beaches and hotel pools in the Pacific area, From what we understand this was due to numerous phones calls received from some Cantina ..... Beach Bunnies leaving in droves......

just some ideas lol mac

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Mac, check that lump on your head amigo, you should know that hologram prjectors do not work within the confines of the cantina..

Let me see, you will spend the next fortnight eating doughnuts in Ohio, I will be on a beach in the pacific.. I will take my chances on who gets to see the most beach babes

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Mac walks over to the sign over the doorway which reads "No Clones Allowed", looks down and wipes the dust off the fine print at the bottom of the sign which reads "however, hologram duplicaters may be used in conjunction with the format of this cantina http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

I must agree that the chances of ooggglling at bouncing, bobbing, jiggling, bikini clad beach bunnies in the Pacific far outways the same type of scientific study you would find here in Ohio, so I would would like to request that any ahem, photos etc that you may take or encounter be done in duplicate and sent to The University of B.J.S.B.B.. of which I head the scientific research department. I'm sure that after great study and scrutney that great strides in this area may be accomplished. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

enjoy yourself and watch out for typhoons and earthquakes, the Pacific is noted for these types of Party Spoilers....

just some ideas mac

[ August 23, 2002, 15:55: Message edited by: mac5732 ]