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Raging Deadstar:

I am silly, abit immature (an adult playing a kids game, and really enjoying it, HELLO!!)

I said, I thought I would regret asking about galactic golf. That didn't or doesn't make me feel stupid, Ragnarok! Just regretful, and boy do I regret it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif Doesn't mean I won't do it again! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

Don't go felling so superior, just yet; Raging Deadstar!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif If asking a SIMPLY question, is the prerequisite for being crush; we have all met it. Don't ya know! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

And ALL is forgiven.

OK, OK, Ragnarok! It's your turn gosh darn it! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[ October 18, 2002, 21:06: Message edited by: mlmbd ]

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sweet jesus how many smilies do you need in one post!!!!

All is forgiven, i couldn't help but feel all godly and superior before

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damn missed 500, just have to wait for 600 now!

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Forget it man. It's mine!! jk http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">and you're posting on this thread? NO

*poke*

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i'm sorry i cursed your brain with the concept of galactic golf, i hope all is forgiven http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

this is silly? i thought i was just immature

[ October 18, 2002, 12:10: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

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Raging Deadstar; the max. It happens to eight, at the moment!

Puke: YES, I am indeed! If you were addressing me. If not, who were you addressing?
May I ask? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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TerranC wrote:

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ah, Grasshopper, this means you are a left-handed golfer and doomed to play with crappy clubs designed by a right-hander.

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who would have thought that golf could be such a cruel game?? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif

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Hey did you know that if you search for old Messages they show the topic heading at the time of the post? Including the original topic of this thread. :-)

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Raging Deadstar: golf being cruel? ME, ME, I did, I did......

DavidG: I did not know that. Thank you! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hey, what are you doing posting USEFUL information?!?! This isn't the place for that... Or is it...

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Nope this is not the place for such information, this thread is for un-useful imformation, that and lots of monty python gags

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That's right RD...

On another note, back to golf, I'm going to go golfing today with a few friends. I'll let ya'll know how I do. Should be interesting, I'm going with 2 who have never golfed before, so it should be funny.

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Ok, information on my golfing round... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

I WON!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif Ok, I got a 41, the par for the small course was 27. But hey, it's not THAT bad. Second place was 43, third was 53, fouth was 53(she only played 7 holes) and fifth was 70(his first time golfing). But it waas fun. I went 5 straight holes with 4 strokes. Nothing to be proud of but hey, it won me the game right?! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

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Congratulations, Ragnarok! You are right, the most important thing is to have FUN! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif It doesn't suck that you won either! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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Conan! What is best in life?

*Conan answers:*</font>

• <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"Crush your enemies, " </font>
• <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"See them driven before you," </font>
• <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"And to hear the lamentations of the women!" </font>

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">

[ October 21, 2002, 19:29: Message edited by: Perrin ]

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Ooooh thats a tough one

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's great... But how the hell do you coat all those women in pLastic?!?

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Lol, some heavy duty office gear i guess

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[quote]Originally posted by Stone Mill:

Quote:

But how the hell do you coat all those women in pLastic?!?

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">They make some pretty handy shrink wrap thingys now. I'm sure that'd help out some.

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Yes, Can I have these three women shrink wrapped and delivered.............. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Sure, UPS or FedEx? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
Edit: Oh, and overnight or 2 day?

[ October 22, 2002, 22:08: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

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Today's the big day! The delivery you've been waiting for has finally arrived! It's the magic of catalogue living in the fifties!

Hello Mr. Buddy Cole! Don't you look swell?

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So where is this mail order catalog? It sounds like a real life saver for all the single barbarians out there...

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<a href=http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?3579110980 target=_blank>This is a link to a internet page, i won't tell you what the site is about, i'll just talk a bit here and make you curious about this mysterious link, so...i guess i should talk a bit now...well, i don't have anything to say really, except that supercalifragilisticexpialadocious is a really cool word http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
So, curious yet? Only one way to satisfy your curiousity, and that is by clicking this

Did you click it?</a>

[ October 23, 2002, 19:43: Message edited by: Lemmy ]

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Cool Link, i was so held in suspense untill the page loaded! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Barbarians need love, TOO!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Nice link......
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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You dutch people crack me...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

After a few moments of silence:

Who wants to go to Amsterdam?!

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Wow, nice link. Got me. You've gotten 33 people already huh. That's alot.

On another note... "Ohh big gulp eh?"...*Moment os awkward(sp) silence. "Welp see ya later!"

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38 now, but it's not much really, i got a guy on my list who got 82 people now http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh, and you're oh so humble too! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Just joshin ya man. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yes, maybe i should open a thread for all disgruntled barbarians sick of the abuse and screaming whenever they go to murauding villages, it could be a self help group http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Hmmm, maybe you should... Or you could not do it and just say you did. That'd work just as good if you ask me.

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Hi, my name is Lothar, of the hill people. I just want to say that my woman just doesn't get me. I try and try. I bring her many fine hides to wear and much food to eat. And still she complains all night about her sisters husband who has built a hut in the valey. Does she not understand that I fought many battles for this wonderful cave for her and my offspring?

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Lothar, you just don't get it! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

She just wants something better! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Once she has the hut in the valley, then she will complain about the friend of her sister whose husband has built a hut with plumbing (a hut on the riverbank http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif ).

Sigh... it is just our lot to suffer and not meet the expectations of our beloved mate. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

If we could just meet a lady who can accept us for the barbarians we are... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">HA! What kind of dream world you living in? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

I guess there are some out there who accept us for who we are... Isn't there?

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My name is Soomba, of the river people. And I just want to say that while I was doing my job at the river factory, some idiot built a hut on the other side and has indoor plumbing. The problem is the son of a mother plucker is making it all drain into the river and killing off my people. What can I do about this?
By the way, I've been anger free for 22 seconds now.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Move upriver! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

And go into therapy to try to be anger free for 33 seconds.

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Me Grimlock offer advice:

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">1. Take her out for long hair-drag on weekend.
2. When wife talk, do not immediately club wife. Pretend you see shiny new battle-axe behind wife when she blabs. Nod head and grunt a few times until she done. Wife may exhaust herself after several hours.
3. Drink lots of grog with horde.

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[ October 24, 2002, 21:30: Message edited by: Stone Mill ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Takes a edmonton-barbarian to know one. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">HA! What kind of dream world you living in? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

I guess there are some out there who accept us for who we are... Isn't there?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">We can all dream can't we?

Like I dream of a nubile young lady who has long legs, a figure that will put an hourglass to shame, 3 foot long flaming red hair, peaches and cream skin, green eyes and features which Helen of Troy would envy AND she has eyes only for me.

With my luck, she would be interested in me, but only as a possible mate for her midget sister who weighs 360 pounds, scraggly, dirty hair,...well you get the picture. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">What?!? Midget sister sound good! She get bonus to Armor Class and Hide in Shadows ability due to small size. Scraggly dirty hair save you many gold pieces at "beauty cave." 360 pounds means she have one MEAN punch! Go for sister!!!

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">What?!? Midget sister sound good! She get bonus to Armor Class and Hide in Shadows ability due to small size. Scraggly dirty hair save you many gold pieces at "beauty cave." 360 pounds means she have one MEAN punch! Go for sister!!!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">He He ======>LOL and ROF

Tell you what, I'll get her and sell her to you! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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I was laughing so hard at Stone Mill's comments that my parrot was echoing my laughter! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm sure. Those were some pretty good comments. Kudos to Stone Mill. I love the way he was saying stuff too. Just like a true barbarian.

"You tall and skinny, sister short and fat. Me like sister. Take sister! *Grunts*"

I can see Stone Mill saying those exact words.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ha! Thanks guys! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif

The funny thing was that I WAS saying that stuff out load at work as I was typing! LOL!

Hey... You asked for barbarian... you get barbarian!!!

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Stone Mill you made my day!

They say laughter keeps the doctor away. In this case, he'll probably be away a long time! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Stonemill, if you say this stuff out loud, how do your co-workers see you? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

To let everything hang out is marvelous!

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Oh my goodness... To actually picture someone saying those things outloud as they typed them. That is too friggin hilarious! I'm dying just at the thought. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif