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Obviously you were not wearing a dress and high heel shoes!

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Funny story, the last time I had a flat, I was wearing a dress & high heels and no one stopped for me either.

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Ah yes, that must have been the issue!

Come to think of it, I may not have stopped for me either; whereas a woman in dress and high-heels...damn right I'd stop! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

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So, AgentZero were there any car wrecks? Are you going to tell the funny story or leave us wondering?

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I present One of the most absurd fanfics ever.

The best part is, it was written that way, so you don't have to shudder at horrid writing.

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Well the other day I went up the mountain with my nephew so he could play in the snow. Someone else had already built a snowman so while my nephew played, his mother and grandmother watched him, I stuck two more arms on the snowman. I couldn't give him any hands but at least he had four arms http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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Finally! A horoscope I can get behind! The Daily Humorscope

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Parrot teaching a girl to speak (youtube)

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Sheldon: The Daily Comic Strip - Ranges from sarcastic to sardonic to bitter frosting on a cup of bitter with bitter sprinkles to lighthearted - All without changing tone.

And it's hilarious.