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I think it's men thinking with something other than their heads that is the problem.

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No, it's even easier then that... It's a joke!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

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When you see this on your way out the door in the morning...

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/5725/cloudiq0.jpg

...go back in and have another cup of coffee. It's probably not gonna be a good day!

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Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 300 employees and has the following statistics?

30 have been accused of spousal abuse.
9 have been arrested for fraud
14 have been accused of writing bad cheques.
95 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses.
4 have done time for assault.
55 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit.
12 have been arrested on drug related charges.
4 have been arrested for shoplifting.
16 are currently defendants in lawsuits.
62 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year!

Can you guess which organization this is?

It is the 301 MP's in the Canadian Parliament!

The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws designed to keep
the rest of us in line?!

Which one did you vote for?

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I would think having a criminal record would disqualify one for public office.

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It probably depends on the severity of the crime committed.

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Well, yeah. I mean, parking tickets are nowhere near assault.

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Moral of this picture: Never piss of a guy with a backhoe!

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