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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No, that wasn't right either. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">2. Bugs Bunny (I should have known this one...)
7. Gatorade!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

#1 still throws me.

BTW nice ones, Geo.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yep and yep.

Yeah, #1 is a toughie.

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in her belly??
(should i go and remember the bio name? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif )

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's a kangaroo.

Answer to number 1: in her fur?

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Actually, that's kind of what I thought the first time I saw it. I said Ewe-terus. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

The answer they were looking for though was:

Ewe-Haul http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

Probably won't make sense to non-Americans. It's a company that rents moving trucks.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">And a bad one it is.

(I'm talking about both the company U-Haul and the joke.)

Edit: Anyhow, here's my riddle:

How many letters are in the Alphabet?

[ July 31, 2003, 22:48: Message edited by: TerranC ]

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11 or 12 if you count the space. (Being a programmer http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif )

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Bah. I think that one was too easy. Here's a harder one IMHO.

A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody else, other than the woman, was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?

Edit: Slight typo. Sorry folks.

[ July 31, 2003, 23:34: Message edited by: TerranC ]

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alphabet has 8 letters
Or two letters - Alpha and Beta

TC: the wife had the keys? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif