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“Barry comes out and tells him of a news special on the TV in the cantina” Barry can talk? Way Cool. Can he sing also?
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My good ole Gryphin, haven't you ever heard of Barry the singing T-ReX? Do to my extensive scientific research thru the years, I have picked up some of Dinosourisificatesitis, which is the study and learning of different types of Languages of the various types of creatures that inhibit or use to inhibit this fair system. Those grunts, growls, etc, that one hears from Barry and others like him are actually a form of communication, thanks to Dinosourisificatesitis, I was able to understand his meaning http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif
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mac, what other Languages do you speak?
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Edit: Mac, it all depends on where in the pacific he is going: China: Beware of the smogs Korea: if you can find a spot where you are at least 1 meter away from the nearest person, you are suffereing heat exhaustion. Japan: Same thing with Korea, but more fisherman that will mistake you for a kingfisher. Austrailia: I heard the sharks are beutiful this time of year. New Zealand: You'd need a parka jacket if you want to swim in those waters. South America: Everybody asking you for change. North America: The squids and the dolphins should be decomposing about now. Southeast Asia: Here's a word: Help me. Oceania: You got a wee pot of gold to flush down the toilet? [ August 23, 2002, 16:32: Message edited by: TerranC ] |
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What courses are available at the university of BJBSS? I was thinking of going to nightschool. I was gonna learn some basic German, but this sounds like more fun to me... |
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TerranC, I am going to Sabah and Sarawak in Malaysian Borneo.. kimchi and sushi go together nicely IIRC, as long as you have some marmite on hand to smear over the top.
Oceania is megabucks but very nice when you get there Mac, what courses are run at the uni, it sounds too good to be true? and Barry the Singin T-Rex was in Manhattan Trasnfer, and then was in Pantera I think Last [ August 23, 2002, 16:54: Message edited by: Growltigga ] |
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"We're all going on a summer holiday
No more working for a week or two Fun and laughter on a summer holiday Lots of drinking for me and you I am going where the sun shines brightly I am going where the sea is blue I am going where the blart goes nightly And that's what I going to dooooooooooo" Growltigga, clutching suitcase, bevy of beachbabes and passport, looking cool as a cucumber in his police sunglasses, departs for better climes. The floor trembles, the floor shakes, glasses of water have that ominois "Jurassic Park" look about them as the current Mrs GT strides past the cantina (Barry is hiding under Mac's "drink" class cruiser cowering in terror) Au revoir mes enfants, je voyage à un endroit où les filles ont les meilleurs corps dans le monde, las mujeres hermosas serán por todas partes mí und alle schönen mädchen werden keine kleider tragen e le belle ragazze faranno tutto vuole saperchi sono Translate that lot if you can AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA |
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...Taz, just finishing up ahh.. draining the forward cargo hold on Mac's new 'drink' cruiser(have to maintain quality control!),staggers as
Mrs. GT passes by. Now there is a formidable 'little' woman http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif Finally making it back into the cantina, Taz wonders why the cantina seemed to be moving? It almost looked like the cantina was drunk and staggering http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif Must be his overactive imagination. Back behind the bar, Taz puts a new sign up in flashing NEON letters: No molesting, cloning, or otherwise violently attacking the FBW's unless requested to do so by said FBW. No exceptions. (this means YOU TOO PUKE http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif ) The things we staff of this place have to endure http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif ... [ August 23, 2002, 17:35: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ] |
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Raging Deadstar slowly parks up outside the cantina. Maybe would have shouted a cheeky comment but then again, if GT's comedy violence is as legendary as it is, he wasn't messing with the wife! Turns round to see Taz stagger out of the new ships hull, drink in each hand! Taz falls againts Raging Deadstars Dreadnought and activates the cargo doors, which fall down to reveal boxs of drink piled up bought on tiggas tab. Raging Deadstar whistles innocently and closes the doors. Drags one of the 2 Bill Gates clones he kept around for torture, throws to Barry to cheer hims up and narrowly avoids the large shower of blood before requesting a pantera song. Orders Bill Gates Clone 2 to walk into the cantina, watches as it implodes by the GHB, scoops up the remains and puts it on a plate for puke, finishing it off with two carribean umberellas.
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Dogscoff, Tigga and Gryphin & whoever
The University of BJSBB has a large number of courses that are conclusive in regards to the scientific research of various aspects of those topics in question. Some of the most note worthy for Freshman (all new students at the U.) are listed as follows. They may be taken within l semester but recommendations are to be liberal and spread them out in order to more fully enjoy the mental and psyical aspects of these learning tools. If anyone has other courses that they would like BJSBB to consider please feel free to list them here in the cantina and I shall see that the faculty gives them consideration. Are they Real or Implants 101 3 credit hrs Does One Size Fit all 104 2 credit hours How to stretch Bikinis to embrace those who are well endowed 102 5 credit hrs The Right & Wrong Way to Jiggle On the Beach 3cr hrs How to Bounce and obtain eye contact 2 cr hrs WARNING; Most of these classes may include actual demonstrations or hands on Labs and are not recommended for those with pacemakers, heart problems, or other ailments which may be affected by strenuous observations or activities. In addition; Homework will also be assigned along with various field trips to a number of prime observation locations. To more resolutely engage in the recovery of data to enable each student to progress foreward in each of these classes.. Mac Phd, Cod, Coed, BS, BBTD, MDT, etc [ August 23, 2002, 19:25: Message edited by: mac5732 ] |
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Ragnarok pulls up in parking lot with brand new Dreadnaught and steps out. Turns around and looks at his new baby and then walks into the cantina. Gives the Bill Gates 2 clone a swift kick where it counts the most and says "That's for... Well I don'tk now but it's for something. I'm sure everyone agrees with me as well. Then orders a round of the most expensive booze for everyone here. (Of course on Taz tab) Looks around the room and says, "Hey everyone! Look at my new ride! Ain't she a beaut! 0 to 3 light years in under 10 seconds. One of the fastest in her class. I just finished adding a few mods to it to spruce her up." Everyone looks and ooooo's and ahhh's over it. Takes a gander at his watch and says, "Welp boys and girls, I must be going, enjoy your round of booze and the rest of your weekend. I shall return late Sunday night or Monday sometime." Then nods his head, takes a final sip and walks out and into his new Dread. Engages engines and bLasts off to another system at ludicris speeds.
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Taz,
Since GT is buying, can you transferr what Ragged Rock just put on your tab over to GT's? |
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I made this. CLICK HERE Forgive the piss poor quality. The hi-quality Version is 2.7 gigs. Now if only I could get my GD DvCam to record it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
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Very cool Atrocites.
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I see that you used Babelfish, since when I used it to translate the passage it made sense perfectly:
Au revoir mes enfants, je voyage à un endroit où les filles ont les meilleurs corps dans le monde, Goodbye my children, I travel to a place where the girls have the best bodies in the world las mujeres hermosas serán por todas partes mí the beautiful women will be throughout me und alle schönen mädchen werden keine kleider tragen and all beautiful girls do not become dresses carry e le belle beutiful ragazze faranno tutto vuole saperchi sono girls will make all want saperchi are Indeed, good growltigga. Indeed. |
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Cool.
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dumbluck pulls into the quiet parking lot. No-one seems to be around, the lot is empty, and a very large, very carnivorous looking dinosaur is off in a corner, dozing inside it's dinosaurhouse. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif Shaking his head, but unable to resist his curiosity, dumbluck parks as close to the door as possible (just in case a quick getaway is required). Opening the cockpit door of his 15 engine Light Cruiser (QNP, of coarse), he glances at the dinosaur; it doesn't stir. Anxiously dumbluck creeps forward and puts his ear to the front door. Only silence is to be heard.
Never, ever, ever since it's construction had dumbluck seen the Phong's head this quiet, this... deserted. dumbluck couldn't stand it. He wondered where all these crazy people had gone off to, or at least why they had left. He knew better than to hope that they had left for good. Besides, he wasn't going to get a better opportunity than this to go inside and get a quick look around, maybe see why the place is so popular. With one Last anxious glance over his shoulder at the dinosaur (is that a purple valet's vest it's wearing http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif ), he opened the door and quickly slipped quietly inside. Or tried to. As soon as the door opened, the Graviton Hellbore just inside the doorway began to noisily power up. But it was too late, dumbluck was already inside. A small box connected to the GHB began to chirp and beep loudly as scanning lasers swept over his body. Instinct took over, and dumbluck tried to back out of the door. But the door had already shut behind him, and as he pressed his back against it, he stared down the muzzle of the large weapon. After a few seconds, the scanning lasers disappeared, and the GHB began to power back down. In hindsight, dumbluck should have just turned around and left right then. But his curiosity could not be denied, and so he steeled his nerves and walked out of the antechamber into the bar itself. Immediately, about 20 large, fuzzy bunnies bounced over, rubbing the sleep from their eyes as they stumbled over each other in their eagerness. Before he knew what was happening, they had whisked him off his feet and carried him over to the bar. They plop a drink down in front of him as he is forced onto a barstool. "What's this," asks dumbluck, not really expecting an answer. He seems to be the only person here, unless you count the escaped rabbit circus. To his amazement, the bunnies reply in unison, "It's tea. Some of our regulars like it. Where's your mug?" dumbluck stares at them in disbelief. Talking rabbits? What in the world??? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif Absently he reaches for the offered drink as he tries to wrap his mind around these sentient rodents communicating and serving drinks. He sputters as the liquid fire burns it's way down his gullet. "What kind of tea is this?!" he exclaims, noting the acid burns on the bar where the liquid spilled from his cup as he threw it down. "Why, it's Rhode Island Iced Tea, of coarse. What other tea would be served in a bar," replied the largest rabbit of the bunch. "How about some music," it continued, and promptly one of the other bunnies bounded off to the jukebox. As the music (if it could be called that) flared from the speakers, tiny little rabbits jumped up on the bar in front of him and started to do the can-can. dumbluck couldn't take any more of it, and ran screaming from the bar. The T-Rex outside looked up in confusion as the little man continued to run out of the parking lot and out onto the highway. "He didn't even take his Cruiser," it thought aloud. Then it layed back down to continue it's nap. [ August 24, 2002, 10:42: Message edited by: dumbluck ] |
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ROFL! That has to win the award for best "First post" in the Catina. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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Ice tea and blueberry fritters coming right up...
Tesco is tending bar .... as is tesco singing.... and look another tesco is sitting out on the patio with Rollo dicussing the virtues of 500ml beer vs 454ml beer.. |
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Welcome to the Cantina, Dumbluck.
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Welcome Dumbluck, the lst drink is on the Kat since he made his wishes known before he left for the sun lit beaches, however, I must say that in regards to the Fluffy Bunnies, I ahem, think you should look into obtaining glasses as I don't believe they are little furry bunny rodents, at least not the Last time I saw them http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif however, anything is possible here in the cantina, and to each his own. May you enjoy your stay, but be warned of Cartoon Mayhem, violence and other tom foolery within the confines, the patio and the parking lot... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif PS. watch out for the Rose Bushes.......Oh and be sure to fill out the form to start a Tab.. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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Gryphin, I have moved those drinks onto GT's tab.
Did anybody notice that Ragnarok somehow managed to kick that Bill Gates clone after he got shot by the clone detector? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif Dumbluck, welcome to the cantina. Drinks are on GT,(no NOT literaly)at least until he get back. I'll have Barry the T-rex look after your cruiser til you get back. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif Your tab application will be ready for your signature when you return. Standard form with 600 pages of really small print - in triplicate! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Tesco, watch out for the clone detector. (how the H did you not get zapped? are you triplets?) And get out from behind the bar!!! (When the Kat's away the Tesco's will play I guess http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif ) Umm, Raging Deadstar, about those boxes of drinks I glimsed in your Dreadnought... [ August 25, 2002, 16:04: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ] |
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Ummm, who cares if I kicked good ole Bill after he was shot. At least I got to kick him right?!
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Trajan parks his high-speed Corvette with the pleather seats and furry dash outside the cantina. Tossing a few dollars into Barry's tip jar, he walks into the cantina and strolls up to the bar, grabs a stool and orders his morning brew.
"Taz, can I have a hot double-shot espresso please....I have some serious waking up to do this morning!". http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif Looking around, Trajan, notes that there are some FBW's discussing their Dumbluck encounter, and wondering why someone would run away so fast from something so lovely as the FBW's. Cheers! Trajan |
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After finishing his non caleric breakfast of bacon, eggs, toast and juice in the cantina,, he walks out to his Drinks class CA, complements of good ole GT http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif , and has Barry help him carry some crates over to the side windows of the cantina. He tips Barry with a Bill Gates clone that he found laying around on the floor near the front door, then proceeds to plant some new, improved Rose Bushes outside all the windows of the cantina, these are new improved Versions with longer ripping, tearing thorns. As he is planting the new Gryphin Traps, he hears a horrendous, blood curling screeching coming from within the cantina, putting his hands over his ears he looks thru a window trying to locate this most high pitched wailing, which sounds like someone who is being taught the proper ways to torture someone on the Rack. As he looks into the cantina, he notices everyone with their hands over their ears or with Ear protectors on, he scanns the rooms and finaly finds the source of this most atrocious racket, its Tesco singing behind the bar.... Taz, if your going to let the Tesco help behind the bar, please do something about his singing, at least see if Barry can give him some pointers or voice lessons... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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Tesco is just tending bar... Not helping.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
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Raging Deadstar walks over to taz needing a great explanation for the drinks he got off tiggas tab.
"Well ummm I'm going to mix them together and try and make a brand new drink for Tigga to market, buy a brewery and pump out more great beverages for the cantina!" Taz looks unimpressed.... *Hands Taz a contract* "Oh please fill this in Taz, it means all experiments must be tested by you for taste and quality, plus i'm sure we could through in some free drinks as well to persuade you! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif " Will taz accept????? its free drink ain't it |
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It's a "kick-o-matic stress relief Gates clone." I had to reconfigure the GHB sensors to ignore it (after several satisfying but messy mistakes) but now it works just fine. He's tethered up by the door, so just give him a kick for free on your way in, that's what he's there for. Anyone who has just experienced a catastrophic windows meltdown and/or re-install can pay 10 minerals for a five-minute beating-the-living-sh1t-out-of-him session. I predict that this new innovation will double the company's profits inside of a month=-) [ August 27, 2002, 10:01: Message edited by: dogscoff ] |
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Crazy_Dog pay 1.000 minerals for use the device for a looong time http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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...Taz is reading the contract that Raging Deadstar gave him...
Hmmm, Party of the first part, that's RD - Party of the second part, Me I guess... Free drinks... Well, I'm all for Partys and Free drinks!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif I sign the contract: Taz Devil Tesco, I am going out on a limb here, but I'll certify you Offical Patio Bartender! Remember service with a smile (show a LOT of teeth - the tips tend to be larger this way http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif ) And don't forget to 'Quality Control' the liquid refreshments from time to time! Dogscoff, we need more of those B Gates clones. Barry seems to have picked up the habit of EATING THEM. I think that MAC may have lead him to taking up this nasty habit! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif Crazy Dog, was that One mineral or one THOUSAND? I'll give you credit for 1000 this time... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Hello, ManOfWar. Welcome to the Cantina. Belly up to the bar and name your brand of liquid diVersion. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif [ August 27, 2002, 04:29: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ] |
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He also introduces a small random factor into the auto-cloner's DNA sequencer module, so that every now and again a clone will be spawned which *doesn't* match the anti-clone GHB's non-kill file, and so gets entertainingly densified=-) BTW, any abuse of the monkey will be severely punished. Trained monkies are damnedly expensive to replace, you know. Taz, I expect you to discipline Barry and make sure he doesn't eat the monkey. Oh, and the monkey is paid in banana daiquiris, but don't let him drink more than 3 a day or he gets all drunk and depressed... [ August 27, 2002, 10:18: Message edited by: dogscoff ] |
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I've decided to trial another Tigg-scoff innovation at the cantina. It's a mini-resource converter vending machine. It's for people who don't have enough minerals to cover their tab, or who want to get local currency having just flown in from off-planet.
Simply insert a small amount of organics or radioactives into the machine and it will spit out an equivalent amount of minerals (minus a reasonable conVersion fee, of course.) *Dogscoff trials the machine by dismembering a Gates clone and feeding the gory body parts in. The "Organics" light blinks on, and 3.4 units of minerals pop out. It works! The auto-cloner begins the re-spawning process and Dogscoff tries some other materials: A pint of guiness produces 0.8 minerals, and a steaming pile of T-Rex poo returns a hefty 4.7 minerals. Strangely, a plate of the ultra spicy deep-fried tribble wings light up both the organic *and* radioactives indicators, and returns a staggering 5.3 minerals. Dogscoff instructs Taz to put the price of the tribble wings up, to avoid an obvious exploit... |
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Not enought time to kick BG but is all the time that i have for fun http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif [ August 27, 2002, 17:07: Message edited by: Crazy_Dog ] |
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Hey, Dogscoff, is there any particular reason why the full Viking shipset is not in the TDM modpack?
All I found were the default SE4 images, and I had to download all the extras separately! |
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Not sure, Rollo tends to deal with the TDM guys more than I do. I really ought to update the vikings zip on my website, too.
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"I , Raging Deadstar, apoligise for feeding barry Bill gates clones in the first place, but if i do say so myself barry enjoyed it!"
Sits down, smiles at a waving taz. Now that RD ordered the new facilities to create this free drink Taz will be intoxicated for quite some time! That reminds me, I saw that Tazmania cartoon the other day, are you related to the ginger dad who says "yachety shmacety" ??????? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Hmmmm the paperclip is annoying, but Links ,the cat assistant, has grown on me! lol. Hey my ships broke down cos it runs on a windows system instead of master computers! *wanders off towards bill gates clone* "Hey this ones mine! I demand twice as long beating him up! *continues with pummeling* *Walks outside only to find Barry dressed up in a red suit and red top hat tapdancing with a cane, do Bill gates clones contain an excessive ammount of sugar????* |
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The extra pics for the TDM-Vikings have been removed in order to make the Modpack not any bigger than necessary.
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*Dogscoff tuts and sighs at his third uninterrupted post in a row. Where is everyone?
He drops a couple of hundred minerals into the paper cup which the monkey is holding. He arbitrarily headbutts the current Gates clone ("That's for that sodding paperclip assistant") and tells the monkey that the rest of the abuse time is for Atrocities. He orders a few beers for himself and Atrocities and settles into a table near the bar, hopefully out of range of the inevitable blood stains. [ August 27, 2002, 12:27: Message edited by: dogscoff ] |
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Thanks for the beer http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
I am now going to retire for the night, day, week. You all have a round on me. The credits good until Clinton finds out his wallets missing. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif |
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Heimlich Demands Maneuver Royalties
CINCINNATI—Lawyers for Dr. Henry Heimlich, inventor of the Heimlich maneuver, warned Monday that the doctor will sue anyone who performs his patented procedure without paying royalties. "The Heimlich maneuver is a registered trademark of my client," attorney Steve Greene said. "We are prepared to protect Mr. Heimlich's proprietary rights, even if it means filing a legal injunction against any non-royalty-paying choking victims." |
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Or, like what most people are doing nowadays, take the heimlich maneuver, readjust the hand positions *Slightly* and call it whatever maneuver. Since the hand position is different, and the resulting outcome is unknown, and *probably* differ from that of the original they can't sue you. [ August 28, 2002, 18:49: Message edited by: TerranC ] |
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"Heimlich Demands Maneuver Royalties"
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Oh I had no doubt that "Heinie" was an actual word or whatever. I was just saying "Hind" sounds better with that joke since it's called the "Heimlich". Thus "Hind Lick" sounds like you're actually saying "Heimlich".
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ONION
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...Taz is trying to ignore the current conversation on a certain life-saving technique...
So Tesco, Did I head you order an Onion? What kind? Raw/sliced/diced/fried sliced/baked whole? or my favorite way - as part of a lobster bake? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif Is it my imagination or has this place gotten even weirder? ...No NOT POSSIABLE! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif RD, any relation between myself and those other taz's is purely a case of convergent evolution! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif [ August 29, 2002, 03:07: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ] |
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