Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill
 

Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill
 

The reality police walk in. They don't look very happy. Their gaze crosses the room until they find their target. Moving as one they reach out and drag Strategia away for 'nuking' something with plasma based weaponry.

"Now now son. Don't fight, your just making things worse for yourself."

Kicking and screaming Strategia is dragged from the Cantina.

Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill
 

While kicking and screaming, Strategia accidentally (suuuuuure) kicks Phil in the head. Phil then clutches his lower abdomen in pain, and is also dragged out, mainly because of his nit-picky behaviour regarding nuking stuff with plasma launchere..

By the way, plasma is an atomic weapon of sorts; it consists of superheated ionized atoms, i.e. nuclei, so it is a nuclear weapon. You can nuke something with plasma launchers. End of argument.

For having proven his statement to be right, the Reality Police release Strategia after questioning, though not without subjecting him to a full cavity search. Phil is not so lucky however.....

Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill
 

Does something undergo fission, or fusion? Nope.

Strategia is re-arrested and placed in reality jail for twice as long, since he tried bribing the police. Phil is set free.

Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill
 

Indeed Phil is not as lucky as Strategia.. He is far more lucky and recieves a sincere apology and his own weight in gold as compensation for false arrest. To top it off it he then wins the Regulus System lottery. This can only mean one thing:

"Brewskis all round!"

As Strategia is hauled away in a reality police prison van a faint cry can be heard, even through the thick, thick armour.

"I'll get you next time Phil! Next time!!!!"

Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill
 

Wooo, free brewski's! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif I'm there.

Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill
 

Free brewski? I'm not sure what a brewski is, but sure, I'll drink it. I'm guessing that it's something like beer and it's hard to say no when it's free.

Re: The Evil Returneth!
 

With a resounding SPLORCH, the Reality Prison explodes, everything and everybody inside reduced to gooey bubbly rubble, save for a single figure standing in the blast's centre.

"PHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!" the figure screams at the top of his lungs.

Three seconds later, a fighter swoops down to pick Strategia up and return him to his Mothership, to plan his gruesome revenge.....

Re: The Evil Returneth!
 

Free brewskies? *Grumbles, and sits at RD's table* The usual fare for me.

Re: MUUWAAHAAHAA!
 

NullAshton classifies Strategia as armed and dangerous, and a fleet of Beamer dreadnaughts zoom in through a recently opened warppoint, to surround Strategia's battleship, which was recently captured by crew insurrection.

Surrender your weapons, and yourself, right now, or our troops will attack!