Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Wealth collecting? Sheesh http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif Ought to collect items of intrinsic merit, like artwork and shiny gems http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Try eating those. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

*chomp chomp* Tastes like... metal... I should have a Vaarsuvius moment and determine that a silver necklace posesses the key to ultimate destructive power or something.

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

You know, I am of the opinion that Vaarsuvius is female. She just seems vemale, that's all.

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

I'd prefer V being female, that's for sure. Do you have any ideas for this campaign you're thinking of GMing? That reminds me... we've seen teh Dragon, now where's the Dungeon? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

I've been hitting you with small dungeons so far - you know, those fun places where rocks drop out of the ceiling, clog the pit you skipped over earlier, then fall 100 feet the moment you walk over them?

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Er.... yes... we'll just gloss over that one, shall we? I thought dungeons had more... manacles and stuff, but I'm probably just getting mixed up as usual.

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Dungeons, in D&D, are any place you find monsters, traps and/or gold.

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Ahh... you are looking for something more along the lines of a prison... hmm... could work the orcs in that way... arrest the elvish sparkcaster... ask the paladin if there's a elf matching the description in the party... perhaps something about a raid on an orcish villiage years ago... of course, orcs are listed as "Often chaotic evil" ... they might miss the little instruction from their clerics that they are supposed to remove the target's pouches... but remember to get the books... could be fun... but I've been thinking about an old song lately that might make for an interesting plot line.... hmm....

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Why not some innocent orcs held prisoner by evil elves?