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Yeah, give that to me, I could use it on Puke.

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Enough of the instant messanger style conversations, let other people have a turn. I deem a new rule, 2 people cannot post more than 4 times in a row.

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Ooh, I'm dead?

More fun!

*The smoke curling up from the scorch mark drifts together, then forms a vague form, somewhat like an intelligent mouse, with red, glowing eyes. The form cackles madly, then red flames rush out of it's eyes, engulfing Strategia. When the flams clear, Strategia's eyes are also glowing red and his/it's skin has taken on a decidedly unhealthy palor. And the hammer is back in Narf's? hands.

'Now go forth, my creation! GO FORTH, AND DESTROY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!'

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Aaaaaaaaah! Run!

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With glowing red eyes, the new zombie-monster closes in on Ashton. Having nowhere to run, he cowers, trying to defend himself from the unstoppable giant in front of him.

The zombie picks him up with one hand and carries him to his master, Narf.

"Master..... here he is. Do I need to do it now or do you want to gloat?"

Ashton cowers even more and turns white.

Narf thinks real hard about it, but eventually gives the zombie a nod. Frightened, Ashton tries to squirm his way out of the zombie's grip, but it cannot be done. The zombie reaches downward, then pulls his hand up again, over Ashton's head.

"WEDGIE!!!!!"

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Ow...

Ashton blasts the StrategiaInUltima zombie at point blank with an anti-proton gun, then walks off.

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/me sews the StrategiaZombie up, then installs a phased shield pack...He didn't need those organs anyway.