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RD returns rather hurriedly to the front of the bar sporting body armour, his traditonal polished six shooter which mysteriously fires 7 times and a large cast iron frying pan. He looks around at the rather nervous patrons and afixes his traditional bar-tender western moustache.

"Now folks, he was just being neighbourly" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

El_Phil

September 8th, 2005 07:19 PM

Re: The.... other place

Summoned from the cliche ether a piano and player appear in the corner of the cantina. The pianist starts playing but is ready to stop the moment a stranger walks in through the door.

NullAshton

September 9th, 2005 08:20 AM

Re: Topic changing!

Why did I get an image of Schlock when I thought of Puke?

dogscoff

September 9th, 2005 08:24 AM

Re: Topic changing!

Quote:

NullAshton said:
Why did I get an image of Schlock when I thought of Puke?

A Gastroenterilogical Amorph?

Strategia_In_Ultima

September 9th, 2005 08:26 AM

Re: The.... other place

"AAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH*gurgle*splortch* Help! Puke's attacking! Somebody HEEEEEE*glaargh*....."

El_Phil

September 9th, 2005 09:10 AM

Re: The.... other place

The pianist has not stopped playing.

"I'm sorry Strategia, unless the piano stops it's not serious. This is just 'Local colour' or 'Harmless high jinks' perhaps. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

NullAshton

September 9th, 2005 04:59 PM

Re: The.... other place

NullAshton secretly slips the pianist some money for him to keep playing. Whistling, he procedes over to an empty table, to plot defense of the Bar and Grill.

El_Phil

September 9th, 2005 07:08 PM

Peace in our part time.

[i]Phil smashes Strategia around the head until the promises to stop being silly.[i]

"My good friends, for the first time in the history of our board, a crazy British First Lieutenant has returned from Holland bringing peace with honour. And concusion. I believe it is peace for our time."

Fateful words.

Strategia_In_Ultima

September 10th, 2005 07:21 AM

Re: The.... other place

Then suddenly the tanks come rolling in. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

The two inch high replicas come charging through the door, attacking any remaining cows they encounter and skittering over the floor around people's feet, trying to climb up their trouser legs.

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