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'Oh, hi, it's me again. I integrated all of myselfs in other dimensions a while ago.'

Within seconds, the spaceways are crowded with a number of Narf's equal to X*1, X being a percentage of infinity. Soon, space is crowded with the strangest assortment of personal weaponry and transportation seen in X*1/N years, N being infinity.

About half a second after that, Strategia is atomized and turned into a frizbee.

Strategia_In_Ultima

March 24th, 2005 09:06 AM

Re: Spam!

As Strategia has been turned into a frisbee, the guided cream pie now follows a flying object. Cleverly manipulating air flows, Stratefrisbee moves to behind Narf.

The cream pie hit and erased all the copy-cat Narfs.....

NullAshton

March 24th, 2005 09:30 AM

Re: Spam!

Sorry Narf! At least you're still alive!

Ashton grabs StrategiaInUltima, and throws him to a dog.

Strategia_In_Ultima

March 24th, 2005 09:48 AM

Re: Spam!

Stratefrisbee manipulates air flows again and zooms past the dog. He then moves on to annoy Ashton by flying close to his ears and getting away when he thrashes at him.

Strategia_In_Ultima

March 24th, 2005 09:51 AM

Re: Spam!

Ashton gets so sick of the frisbee that he gets out his pulse cannon rifle and takes aim. The pulse misses barely, and Stratefrisbee believes it is time to run and get his own form back again.

Traveling to another dimension, the original Strategia is reinstated and returns, pretty pissed off.....

Ruatha

March 24th, 2005 03:44 PM

In Limbo

In another dimension, a frisbee hits Ruatha's head.
-Thanks, atleast it's not a shoe!

narf poit chez BOOM

March 24th, 2005 05:08 PM

Re: In Limbo

* Narf's is mildly annoyed by a cream pie - But their work here is done, so they leave.

NullAshton

March 24th, 2005 05:14 PM

Re: In Limbo

Charge up the WMG!

Has anyone noticed that Wave-Motion Guns have almost the same abbriviation as Weapons of Mass Destruction? WMDs, and WMGs...

kerensky

March 27th, 2005 06:31 PM

Re: In Limbo

/kerensky travells back to his orbital bombardment facility via transporter beam to think out his next act of mass destruction.....

While waiting, throws several kegs of Romulan Ale to the squabling creatures on the planet surface./

(couldn't resist the ST reference, just finished watching some.)

Strategia_In_Ultima

March 29th, 2005 04:23 AM

Re:

WMG=Weapon of Mass Gooiness. A weapon that disintegrates organic matter into a pile of glop.

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