Giants are Anathema
 

The Giant Spider Lord has returned!!! And he shall SMITE Jotunheim’s moldy dragon pretender. Your filth shall fertilize our jungle gardens and undergo a metamorphosis to sweat vine flowers by the Great Spider Lord's grace. Grace!! (you hear that?) GRACE!!! (yup, that's right) G-RRRRRR-A-C-E!!!! POWER!! PURE DESTINY!! Onward my minions!! Onward!! Let the war drums beat!!! <froth froth> http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Bug.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Bug.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img]

Re: Giants are Anathema
 

Good thing I have plenty, then, the filthy bastard that I am. Hey, won't that make me the god of Fertility? Dude, you're overthrown! Get outta my garden, biatch!
How sweet the sound
That maimed a wretch like thee!

Re: Giants are Anathema
 

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif BAH!!!! SWINE LORD OF GIANTS!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif You're nothing but a gooey dingle-berry on the corn hole of the Great Spider Lord's chamber-pot-maid!!!! My minions will SMITE YOU!!! Start losing sleep!!!!!! <froth froth> http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif

Bugmaster\'s bodily functions
 

Chamber-pot-maid? Truly it saddens me that the 'Great Spider Lord' needs one! Must be all the raving and subsequent stress... Poor old bugger. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Waterdrop.gif[/img]

Re: Bugmaster\'s bodily functions
 

The Chamber-pot-maid is a luxury, dingle-berry. It means that the GREAT SPIDER LORD does not need to get out of bed in the middle of the cold night. But, a moldy dragon cannot understand such things as luxury. Even his army is made up of mindless vine creatures. Who ever heard of a chamber-pot-vine-ogre? Tsk. Tsk.

So good of Ulm to make the party!
 

We hope to add many Ulmish bones to the growing pile. You are most welcome within the realm of Ermor! [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Target.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon42.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon40.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon46.gif[/img] :8ball: :8ball: :8ball:

Who can say what will happen?

-yc

Re: Bugmaster\'s bodily functions
 

That Pasha, he's a regular cockroach!

Special rate for undead horsemen!
 

The Ermor Bone Exhibit was rather popular with the Ulmis Freedom Fighters. Those guys really know how to break a leg! The Ermorian legion is looking for replacements, around 650 event goers were added to the boneyard. Inquire within!
-Yc

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Re: Bugmaster\'s bodily functions
 

I'm hurt. <sniff, sniff> http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Re: Bugmaster\'s bodily functions
 

No, you're not! Very soon you'll be, though http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon49.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Bug.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon49.gif[/img]