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Sure, I'll wait, Where's your capitol? I wouldn't like to send uninvited guests after all. We have a merry bunch of fools to liberate the dull masses from their dreary lives.:D

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Thunbu's Commandments for dealing with His Extreme Dodginess Tamakeri, v.1.1:

1: When you are asked to supply stilettoes, you are not being asked for daggers.

2: If you are whipped or beaten, it actually means that Tamakeri is pleased with you. This has caused confusion in the past.

3: The Lord Tamakeri may offer to shower you with gold. If this occurs you should refuse politely, or at the very least be sure to wear waterproof clothing.

4: The same advice applies to any offers of jewelry.

5: Don't mention any personal liking for improvised jazz singing - this is for your own good.

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We are pleased to open a new agency...http://imgboot.com/images/Leo/funnyc...rtmentsign.jpg


Who's first? Bwaha ha ha ha he he, oops...:D


I've been playing LA Rylah too much...:crazy:

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This organization was formed because of this letter from a new province: It was disgusting, these young lads were urinating in my fish pond,and kicking over my gnomes. I have never seen anything like it, I have lived here for 28 years, and my gnomes have never been attacked like this before.

I assure you that we love the little people, we think they are funny...:D

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We are proud to announce a new franchise, McFlavius's.
Opening now in a ermerion province near you
"We have VESTAL VIRGIN burgers!"
disclaimer, any teeth, eyelashes or other inedible body parts are in fact part of the package, meat may be slightly rotten.
This is what some famous people have said about our famous vestal burgers...
Tentacles of Atlantis
"Mr. Tentacles likes virgin burgers"

Come spend money in ermor now.
If you want to be part of our franchise send 500 gold to Ermor with directions to your nation. Then wait for the shambling undead horde to arrive :D

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Burgers are no good to spiders. The thing about your average corpse is that after you've squirted in enzymes to dissolve the meat, the skin works nicely as a sort of bag to stop it all dripping onto the floor and being wasted. Soulless on the other hand are great - the meat comes pre-dissolved and they walk right up to you... it's like a self-delivering takeaway.

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Based on new marketing infomation...
McFlavius's is now selling soulless, 100 gold for a crate of 10 souless, or go jumbo sized and have 30 soulless for 250 gold.
Let it never be said that we don't react to market demand.

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The spiders of Machaka are in awe at the responsiveness of such a large corporation to the potential of profit - err, to customer requests. We'd like to give our thanks to Mavis McFlavius personally, if possible.

By the way, are the corpses gluten- and lactose-free? Some of our spiders have sensitive tummies.

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Do these restaurants work anything like Friedey's?