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The one about not pitting good troops vs elite troops, or the bit about always remember to look in your sock drawer if you can't find where your Legions of Conquest (tm) have gone? Seriously, it works - at one point I misplaced an entire army of praetorians, and there they were right next to my work socks.

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Breakings news from Tartarus!
The Celestial General of Shinuyama and the Worm of Atlantis have sued the Pretender of C`tis for constantly occupying the Tartarian elevator!
In the words of the celestial General of Shinuyama: "Now I have to use the stairs, did you ever try to use the stairs out of Tartarus? Its such a long way up! And I am limping! Thankfully, I found a Black Halberd in my behind which I now use as a crutch..."
Meanwhile, Atlantis Great Worm has a problem of other kinds, with both halves of him now claiming to be the real Pretender! Stay tuned as a civil war of worm half vs. worm half may erupt in Tartarus!

Ulm News, Fair and Heavy!

Re: I Need More Power! - yet another MA newbie game - Running
 

fishworm would have looked awfully silly in a pair of socks.

Re: I Need More Power! - yet another MA newbie game - Running
 

I suppose I could wear a sock on each head.

Re: I Need More Power! - yet another MA newbie game - Running
 

Whoa, I've done nothing wrong- I have a V.I.P (very important pretender) pass for that elevator. And I haven't died in at least 3 turns. These dead pretenders complain to much- "ooh, I got a black halberd up me arse", cry me a river. This one time, I got bludgeoned to death by creepy-druid-tentacle-trees; yea, try sitting down after that! So, anyone else want to reminisce about previous deaths....oh wait, you guys cant... because your not all awesome and immortal like me!

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Whaaa???!!!!!!

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CBM 1.84 has lost its mind... no wonder his knights chewed through my troops. Two broadsword attacks and two hoof attacks every turn???!!!!

Re: I Need More Power! - yet another MA newbie game - Running
 

Protection 17 and defence 17 is quite nice also :-)

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Yea, it's a bug that affects a number of troops in CBM 1.84. I actually posted about it a few weeks ago: http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/showthread.php?t=47746
There is a link to the patched version of CBM in that thread, though we cant fix anything in this game, since we have already started.

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I'm mostly using unicorn knights which don't seem to have the same bug. I'm happy to stop making those normal knights altogether if they are some sort of cheat.

Re: I Need More Power! - yet another MA newbie game - Running
 

Nah, that's ok, this whole land thing wasn't working out for me anyway. I should let the water do my work for me.