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Puke September 16th, 2005 09:40 PM

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh.
 
puke erects a large umbrella over the cantina, shielding it from potential rain. and drop pods.

the umbrella isnt impervious, but it is very springy. all manner of things simply bounce harmlessly off of it.

to demonstrate, puke orders some death-hampster-uberkommandos. they come raceing towards the cantina in their drop pods, and bounce harmlessly off the umbrella to land in the parking lot.

shortly later, there is a polite knock at the door as the death-hampster-uberkommandos use the proper enterence, and begin to order cups (they cant hold a full sized pint) of spaten. soon, there is a merily singing bunch of small furry genocidal crack troops enjoying themselves at the bar.

El_Phil September 16th, 2005 10:09 PM

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh.
 
A specially sharpened ultra high speed stealth drop pod tears through Pukes umbrella

"Ahh the garlic bread. I wondered were that was."

Puke September 16th, 2005 11:26 PM

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh.
 
death-hampsters chew off phil's toes as punishment for his escilating twinkery. they leave him a get well card that says "next time come up with a creative post, rather than using a bigger gun."

NullAshton September 16th, 2005 11:48 PM

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh.
 
But... without bigger guns, how would you pierce the bigger shield?

El_Phil September 17th, 2005 09:50 AM

Not this topic
 
The hampsters head of to the dentist after finding out that Phil is wearing steel toecaps, as usual.

Raging Deadstar September 17th, 2005 03:42 PM

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh.
 
Quote:

NullAshton said:
But... without bigger guns, how would you pierce the bigger shield?

Many Ways. Is the shield Air Tight? No, then use Poison Gas (like that found in the Bar and Grill toilets. Not even I dare go in there!), What material is the shield, is it flammable? Is it strong when not placed under pressure? Could you simply use a pair of ACME gigantic scissors to cut through? Maybe you could throw a black hole under Puke's Feet so he falls through or the wonderful classic "saw a hole underneath them" trick.

There are ways http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

Puke September 18th, 2005 05:24 PM

Re: No Yes No Maybe Perhaps
 
good god, man! theres poison gas in the toilets? what will happen to the loo pygmies?

Strategia_In_Ultima September 19th, 2005 05:44 AM

Re: STOP CHANGING THE TOPIC!
 
What loo pyg..... Oh! You mean those decaying little blobs of organic material in the toilets?

El_Phil September 19th, 2005 06:50 AM

Re: STOP CHANGING THE TOPIC!
 
I thought someone was just a bit ill. I didn't want to comment, although the Plumbas did complain of bad working conditions.

Puke September 19th, 2005 04:00 PM

Re: No Yes No Maybe Perhaps
 
and here i thought it was just a negotiating ploy by those opportunistic unionists.


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