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All very good points Strategia. However, since I grew up on a cattle ranch (and still spend a lot of my time there), the human/wolf interaction is not the only consideration.

We refuse to leave the wolves alone, or just scare them off when they're chowing down on a calf that is in the process of being born.

Bears. Another animal that gets shot around here. Why? Same reason as above, and because a bear will kill you. Just in the past month, a couple people have been killed by bear attacks and a couple more seriously maimed, one quite near to where I live. Disney has been a horrible influence on a generation or two of kids in North America (and most likely beyond). Most kids and adults today think animals are cute, cuddly things to be played with as is portrayed in too many movies. No offense to any city people, but city people are the worst for things like this. They don't have the interaction with these predators, and don't know how dangerous they can be to life and property.

*Hears Strategia mention opening his abomination of a restaurant again*

*Throws a solidly frozen 2 pound Phong Roast at Strategia's head*

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Wolves are only cuddly as stuffed animals. They're fun to squeeze.

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I have absolutely no idea why our tribbles dont multiply and take over the place.

Hey, pass those wings.

Nope. No idea at all.

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Yeah it all started after that deep fat fryer got installed. Complete mystery really.

"Do you do an endagered species kebab? Cooked on moonrock please."

Damn it that doesn't work does it? I need something more elaborate than moonrock. Something that will stil be expensive and rare in the future...

"An endagered species kebabs, cooked over crude oil please."

Phil, topical bad comedy since quite recently.

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hey, youre cooking an endangered species over the juices of several dozzen extinct ones!

pass me some of that!

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First of all the Won-Ton was not my restaurant, it belonged to RudyHuxtable..... second of all I wouldn't want to resurrect it. Do you have any idea how low the Won-Ton stocks currently ARE?!? No, I'm thinking about opening a new one.

Oh, and thanks for the Phong roast Puke. *takes out a plasma flamethrower and defrosts and deep-fries the roast in under a second* Delicious! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

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RD looks at what El_Phil is doing...

Barricade the windows! I hear Greenpeace a comin! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

While you're at it, pass the recipe to the cook will you? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

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Well Strat if you want both the recipe for the kebabs and the local franchise for the Sofa King Tasty Kebab Emporium. I'm the man to talk to.

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Hey! I'm the one that threw the roast at you! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

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I think the fumes from his plasma gun finally got to his head.