Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Could have tried asking him, you know. Wait, that would never even occur to a tyrranical dictator such as yourself.

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Asking who? shouldn't he have asked me? but as he didn't I revert to tyrannical evil (dont forget the evil) dictator type and attack.

Tommorrow night Pinky, we will take over the world

You should also realise that one of the pre-requisites for a career as a lawyer is being an evil dictatorial megalomaniac

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Yes, that is true. Lawyers are evil.

Basically, both sides are wrong here. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Both sides might be wrong but that doesnt mean I cannot marshall my legions and lay siege to the fake cantina.

Shouldn't you be in bed?

and let us explore this further, why are lawyers evil? when you buy your first house Fyron, why is the lawyer acting for you on that purchase evil? let us also extend this to other professionals who basically charge for their expertise and knowledge, are accountants evil? are surveyors evil? please put your argument forward

[ October 31, 2002, 10:36: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Two wrongs do not make a right.

Me? No. I am a vampire. I don't sleep at night.

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

"Two wrongs do not make a right" is a bit of a generalisation dont you think? I suspect you need to analyse each and every situation on a case by case basis.

Vampires do not exist. I suspect you are either a teenager or an insomniac or someone who hasn't done their homework when they should and are rushing it

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

I have steared clear of this thread thus far because I have seen no need to say anything, but I cannot let this rampant and blatent missinformation continue to go unnoticed.

Lawyers are not EVIL because of their knowledge or expertise, lawyers are EVIL because they in league with the lawn gnomes, which as we all know, run starbucks and work in Microsoft's mailroom. Ultimately, as all people who took kindergarten advanced political science and its effects on legos know, the upper class of gnome society is primarily not lawn gnomes at all, but ducks in silly masks. And of course as anyone who has spent any time studying Pokemon and sixties B-movies knows, the ducks are attempting to control our minds through the use of tin foil and cheese, which is why you should never have these two products in your house, especially not while the hair dryer is running, because as we all know the hair dryers are beaming Marx's manufesto (groucho's, not karl's [that bastard stole my watch!]) into our toes when we sleep. And if you people would just take the time to read a little, maybe pick up a copy of How to make Grandma Murth's Five Alarm Chilli you would know that the toaster is just an innocent bystander in this whole affair and you would stop hitting the poor toaster with a golf club because that is just mean!

So in conclusion, buy new eye toner, it may make you blind, but damn will your eyes look good!

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

ZeroAdunn, please post to the cantina more often. That is exactly the sort of deranged rambling that we just love in this cantina.

I think most of the cantina patrons would be hard pressed to match your demented logic without the aid of several gallons of strong ale and the aid of illicit pharmaceuticals.

ZeroAdunn, I salute you

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Zero: As we in Holland would say: slijmbal!
You're licking GT's heels, what are you trying to do, get a eternaly free tab?!

But your rant was quite cool. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Ooh, I am not sure I like the idea of ZeroAdunn licking my heels, after all, I know where they have been.

Slijmbal to you Timstone, please feel free to join the crusade or the "lawyers are the spawn of satan" debate at any time