Re: Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina
 

Tesco kicks mac's chair.... YOu did not upload your ship set... An admin will remove your empire. Please upload the ship set with the empire.

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No, I dont beleive it, dont tell that I was not the Last person to upload my empire, I wont have it said, I wont, I wont, I wont, I wont

Mac, how could you do this to me? I have been doing my best to wean myself off SEIVG and have also been trying very hard to get so unpopular that the mederators ban me from the forum and then YOU GO AND GET YOUR EMPIURE KICKED OFF THE GAME FOR NOT BEING 1.67 COMPATIBLE YOU SILLY SPINDLE SHANKED OLD FLATULENT TOSSPOT

How could you do this to me? what did I ever do to you? do you realise how hard I strive to appear incompetant? do you know how hard it is to strive to underachieve all the time? I manage it and THEN YOU GO AND STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS YOU HORRIBLE OLD MAN....

I am going to have a right good cry http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

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Mac is enjoying the sun on the patio with Tesco, He hear's caterwalling coming from inside the cantina, he gets up strolls over to the window and peaks in, there is the Tigga strutting around holding his side and mumbling about brewskis slandering good old american beer, now thats just plain un-colonial attacking brewskis like that, aahhh the chance is to good to give up, Mac walks over, loads up his new Ionic, sidewinder, cream pie Kat seeker missle, he walks back over to the window, sets the auto Kat finder, aims, FIRES, the missle tears thru the cantina, strikes and envelopes the Tigga in a horrendous glob of pie filling, Tigga tries to say something but appears to be filled with cream filling.... Laughing, Mac orders some good old Amercian Beer for everyone, the fluffy bunnies race outside and open the New Beer Truck, that Mac ordered, after he saw the toilet caper escapade, Mac cks the seals on the beer, pours some in a glass, yep the real stuff, hands out free brewskis to Gil Hamilton and the rest of the cantina members, and they all sit back and watch the Tigga trying to un-mat the sticky, gooey, oozing cream covering his voracious anatamy. What a sight......

[ July 05, 2002, 00:08: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

Re: Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina
 

Tesco, I used a stock ship set, it should have loaded with my empire???????

[ July 05, 2002, 00:37: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

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Hey Hey GT...not "North Americans" but "Americans"...Last time I checked there was no beer in Canada with less than 5% alcohol in it. How dare you disrespect a fellow member of the commonwealth...

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tigga if you cannot remember your empire password just withdraw from the game and rejoin it. that way you can make sure you know the passwords. i will approve you right away.

The city thing was a joke. I am not Jimmy Grimbel (spelling is way off ) but my dad does support United.

I support Liverpool.

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Fyron - act spotty

Eh? What's that mean?

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writhing in disgust at the horrible buweiser flavour cream pie filling Mac has covered him in, Tigga curses quietly to himself and watches as Mac and the rest of the redneck Coors-swilling good ol' boys strut out onto the patio and turn on their ghettobLaster packed full of crappy Bruce Springsteen and John Cougar Mellencamp songs... Tigga realises that only he stands between the force of Chaos manifested by sweaty crappy beer swilling rednecks in pickup trucks and civilisation as we know it.

"Huzzah" thinks our gallant cat "said oiks are on the patio, in fact right on top of the 2 tons of semtex I buried earlier and right in trajectory to the antihick patriot missile battery I rigged up on the surrounding hills" - in order to save life as we know it, he pulls out detonator and explodes the mine... and then watches in delight as the hicks are shot up into the air and then shot down by the missiles

"Bloody marvellous" thinks the cat as the fluffy bunnies vigourouly towel him down

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"Mac and the Rest" "Rednecks" "Drink" only "Coors"

Now replace:

Mac and the Rest = *Insert Nationality*-Canadian
Rednecks = Anybody affliated with the PC Party
Drink = Chug
Coors = Molson Canadian

Capice?

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A throaty rumble, hardly noticed at first, but quickly gaining volume fills the air in the Cantina. (The observant will recognize the sweet sound of a Chevy 350 with tuned and cherried exhaust.)

The engine sound subsides, and, after a brief pause, Gil Hamilton glides into the building and heads for the bar. Quietly trailing behind him, at one pace, the hover platform tirelessly bears its large load shrouded with what appears to be a red, white and blue silk covering.

As he reaches the bar, Gil turns with an exaggerated flourish, whips the cover off the crate of Killian's Red on the hover platform and proclaims, "Free AMERICAN beer for any who would like to remember or learn what it is to be American or who would just like to toss one down in fellowship. The rest of you can suck plasma!"