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Mictlan could not agree more!

Ulm is a true ally of the foes of death.

But the Nation of Man, on the other hand, well, just look at all those dead bodies! And who knows how many corpses they have stashed in all those crypts that Man has erected across the lands. I'm betting ... lots!

-- Hunter, Benevolent Spirit of Mictlan

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Are you sure that Mictlan hasn't gone into the used chariot selling business?

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Absolutely not. However we do have some very nice pre-owned equine-powered vehicular transport modules available, with extremely attractive financing options! Call now!

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Says the nation with a legion of longdead.

As for those bodies you found, those were unruly criminals of the state. Their guilt was proven to the local judge and their execution was processed according to article 1232-s of the penal code. The majority were convicted of tax evasion, which is a serious vilation in the nation of Man. Man does not allow the burial of the recently deceased unless proper burial approval forms have been signed by the deceased or there nearest kin and approved by a tier 4 magister.

Mictlan has been a disrespectful guest of the state. There visitation during the fall festivals were tolerated. However, it seems that, in their drunken idiocy, they have staggered to the inner regions of Man. It is now winter and the festivities have concluded. Though such an occasion would normally mandate that we deport our honored guests, their joy ride into the inner region has caused them to witness the location of undisclosed public offices.

It has therefore been determined by a tribunal that the visitors from Mictlan be executed for their crimes. The nation of Man takes the disclosure of undisclosed locations very seriously. We are a private people and don't like unauthorized personal snooping where they shouldn't. We ask our guests to please hold their position as tier 6 magisters arrive to carry out their punishment.

Have a nice day.

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Those are not longdead! They are the wounded soldiers of the evil Bogarian empire, who sought to invade the pure and holy lands of Mictlan. To tell you the truth, some of them were really not looking so good after that battle. But, the divine Hunter, benevolent spirit of Mictlan, has helped them get back on their feet again. They are feeling much better now, and have decided to stay in Mictlan, where peace reigns and people laze about on grassy knolls, enjoying freedom and a few choice beverages.

Anyway, we have heard of some strange Pagan ceremonies in the land of Man that occur during the winter solstice, and we thought we'd bring you some turkey. You like turkey, right? Everyone likes turkey!

-- Hunter, Benevolent Spirit of Mictlan

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I hope the timer is still off. I have not done my turn, and do not intend to do so until Llamaserver is fixed.

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Marignon has investigated the accusations against Man, and has found them not guilty of using the death magic. They sure do like to kill peasants, but there is no crime in that.

We are also willing to overlook a troop of undead that Mictlan may have. We assume they were made to combat Ermor, in a kind of fire vs. fire type of war. We sincerely hope we do not see their numbers grow though.

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When you mean grow, do you mean... add an undead elephant?

P.S.: The quickhost is still off and will be until the next turn.

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It's not undead, it's just a little undernourished. We found it wandering around outside the citadel, and we're trying to nurse it back to health. It doesn't seem to want to eat much, though.

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Kinda hard to eat brains when you are an elephant.