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kennoseishin March 24th, 2011 12:47 AM

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 
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Originally Posted by kennoseishin (Post 773751)
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Originally Posted by jimbojones1971 (Post 773749)
In other news, anyone want to take bets on how Oceania will celebrate his ultimate victory? At the rate that dude is putting up globals, battle outcomes are basically irrelevant :)

Hah. I'm not that worried. 15 gems/turn is nice, but not game-winning, and gift of health only improves his turtling. His troops already have recuperation, and he doesn't have old-age mages. Besides, I have it on good authority that Mother Oak is going down, soon. And there aren't many globals that can be cast underwater :D

Must be time for the happy dance, in that case :-)

The happy dance will have to be postponed, I'm afraid. Earth Blood Deep Well is a bit more serious a matter.

I wish Oceania would just come out and fight.

CthulhuDreams March 26th, 2011 01:48 PM

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 
And now I've punched one of your gargoyles to death, and then I punched most of your army to death. Unfortunately the gargoyle did almost all your casulties before dying (the ponce), but I will have my SC's coming back at you soon you - then I will fight bwahahahhaha-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Bwahaha.

Still, despite me having three gem gen globals up, Caelum is only just behind me on gem income, so don't ignore him for this side show :P

jimbojones1971 March 26th, 2011 07:30 PM

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 
Do you think Oceania is already planning his victory parade post global-domination? I'm pretty sure he is. My tip is the the highlight of the parade will be an undead Michael Jackson doing the moonwalk down the main avenue of Caelum's capital.

We in Marignon salute our new fishy overlords, and wish to note that our previous propensity for BBQ-ing them in a tasty chilli sauce was an merely expression of our cultural identity and should be taken as a sign of respect rather than hostility.

kennoseishin March 26th, 2011 07:39 PM

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 
Yeah, that was unfortunate scripting on my part. Tangle vines really messes up SCs. Ah well, live and learn.

Edit: And after that "explosive enchantress" incident, I daresay we're about equal on gem loss. Ouch.

CthulhuDreams March 31st, 2011 09:01 AM

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 
To all concerned,

Shinuyama has seen fit to attack me through a non aggression pact without notice, so I guess everyone else can see their agreements as 'non binding' :)

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[11:18] Me: Which brings us to our deal
[11:18] Me: NAP 3?
[11:18] The guy playing Shinyama: sure
No notice was recieved.

kennoseishin March 31st, 2011 10:58 AM

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 
Huh. This may seem an obvious question, but was that "NAP for 3 months", or "NAP with 3 month's warning"?

tzarin March 31st, 2011 06:28 PM

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 
I do not dispute the fact we had a NAP with Oceania, even though the evidence presented was doctored. For anyone to believe we would agree to such things of import in such an off-handed manner is insulting.

Yet let us focus on the issue at hand. It is with a great sadness that Shinuyama once again had to take action against the unprovoked aggression of another nation.

Our slowness to respond to such blatant war mongering was solely due to the aforementioned NAP, an agreement which we hold to the highest degree of importance and legality. However after many arguments within the Council of War, it was decided that the defensive pact between our nation and TC took precedence and forced us to act. Had Oceania not attacked first then we would not be in this situation.

We are not to blame if the fish men of Oceania failed to heed the lessons of recent history, for it was not so long ago when the honorable and chivalrous nations of Caelum and Shimuyama intervened to stop the first great aggressor of Jotenheim.

I assure my fellows that all agreements will be honored by our nation, with the above situations taken into account.

Additionally as soon as the fish men are returned to the Sea - which I will confirm with my commanders has been acheived just now - the forces of Shinuyama will return to their castles and allow them to live their lives without interference.

P.S. caviar is back on the menu and delicious

jimbojones1971 March 31st, 2011 11:46 PM

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 
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Originally Posted by tzarin (Post 774666)
P.S. caviar is back on the menu and delicious

While I in no way wish to condone unprovoked war warmongering, I feel compelled to ask - may I too please have some caviare? International alliances are important, but at moments like this culinary satisfaction must also be considered.

CthulhuDreams April 1st, 2011 03:18 AM

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 
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Originally Posted by tzarin (Post 774666)
I do not dispute the fact we had a NAP with Oceania, even though the evidence presented was doctored. For anyone to believe we would agree to such things of import in such an off-handed manner is insulting.

Yet let us focus on the issue at hand. It is with a great sadness that Shinuyama once again had to take action against the unprovoked aggression of another nation.

Our slowness to respond to such blatant war mongering was solely due to the aforementioned NAP, an agreement which we hold to the highest degree of importance and legality. However after many arguments within the Council of War, it was decided that the defensive pact between our nation and TC took precedence and forced us to act. Had Oceania not attacked first then we would not be in this situation.

We are not to blame if the fish men of Oceania failed to heed the lessons of recent history, for it was not so long ago when the honorable and chivalrous nations of Caelum and Shimuyama intervened to stop the first great aggressor of Jotenheim.

I assure my fellows that all agreements will be honored by our nation, with the above situations taken into account.

Additionally as soon as the fish men are returned to the Sea - which I will confirm with my commanders has been acheived just now - the forces of Shinuyama will return to their castles and allow them to live their lives without interference.

P.S. caviar is back on the menu and delicious

I can also post documented evidence of him agreeing to attack TC, so this is, needless to say, lying.

Just fyi.

kennoseishin April 1st, 2011 08:55 PM

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Wow, that's hilarious. Neverhealing units regain hitpoints even if they're sieging a castle with a lab.


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