Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 

The happy dance will have to be postponed, I'm afraid. Earth Blood Deep Well is a bit more serious a matter.

I wish Oceania would just come out and fight.

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 

And now I've punched one of your gargoyles to death, and then I punched most of your army to death. Unfortunately the gargoyle did almost all your casulties before dying (the ponce), but I will have my SC's coming back at you soon you - then I will fight bwahahahhaha-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Bwahaha.

Still, despite me having three gem gen globals up, Caelum is only just behind me on gem income, so don't ignore him for this side show :P

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 

Do you think Oceania is already planning his victory parade post global-domination? I'm pretty sure he is. My tip is the the highlight of the parade will be an undead Michael Jackson doing the moonwalk down the main avenue of Caelum's capital.

We in Marignon salute our new fishy overlords, and wish to note that our previous propensity for BBQ-ing them in a tasty chilli sauce was an merely expression of our cultural identity and should be taken as a sign of respect rather than hostility.

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 

Yeah, that was unfortunate scripting on my part. Tangle vines really messes up SCs. Ah well, live and learn.

Edit: And after that "explosive enchantress" incident, I daresay we're about equal on gem loss. Ouch.

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 

To all concerned,

Shinuyama has seen fit to attack me through a non aggression pact without notice, so I guess everyone else can see their agreements as 'non binding' :)

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No notice was recieved.

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 

Huh. This may seem an obvious question, but was that "NAP for 3 months", or "NAP with 3 month's warning"?

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 

I do not dispute the fact we had a NAP with Oceania, even though the evidence presented was doctored. For anyone to believe we would agree to such things of import in such an off-handed manner is insulting.

Yet let us focus on the issue at hand. It is with a great sadness that Shinuyama once again had to take action against the unprovoked aggression of another nation.

Our slowness to respond to such blatant war mongering was solely due to the aforementioned NAP, an agreement which we hold to the highest degree of importance and legality. However after many arguments within the Council of War, it was decided that the defensive pact between our nation and TC took precedence and forced us to act. Had Oceania not attacked first then we would not be in this situation.

We are not to blame if the fish men of Oceania failed to heed the lessons of recent history, for it was not so long ago when the honorable and chivalrous nations of Caelum and Shimuyama intervened to stop the first great aggressor of Jotenheim.

I assure my fellows that all agreements will be honored by our nation, with the above situations taken into account.

Additionally as soon as the fish men are returned to the Sea - which I will confirm with my commanders has been acheived just now - the forces of Shinuyama will return to their castles and allow them to live their lives without interference.

P.S. caviar is back on the menu and delicious

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 

While I in no way wish to condone unprovoked war warmongering, I feel compelled to ask - may I too please have some caviare? International alliances are important, but at moments like this culinary satisfaction must also be considered.

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 

I can also post documented evidence of him agreeing to attack TC, so this is, needless to say, lying.

Just fyi.

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 

Wow, that's hilarious. Neverhealing units regain hitpoints even if they're sieging a castle with a lab.