Re: Gryphin and Growltigga Thread
 

As seen within the courts members, it appears that there is a question of biasness and/or discrimination in conjunction with a member of the court. The Honorable Saxon has made a motion for acquital of the defendent based upon the most exlempory of points under the law due to the apparent atrocitious conduct of one Growltigga, solicitor, Therefore, the case should be granted a stay until a vote by the court members as to the mental status of said presiding magistrate and an appropriate response. Those in favor of either an acquital or stay of these proceedings please signify by voting yea or nay and expostulating their choice.

PS. In addition, due to the upcoming PBW game later this year, those who are willing to take part, start considering upon the names and backrounds of their respective species in order for the other species to begin a dialoge with in preparation of the eternal conflict that shall rage upon open space

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Re: Gryphin and Growltigga Thread
 

Saxon, in all fairness to Mr Growltigga, or Tiggles as coined by Gryphin Frye, I reviewed his accusations and could not find anywhere that he slandered or debased "The Mustache". He belatedly pointed out that it appeared that a "rodent" had taken up residence on the upper torso of The Gryphin. However, after extensive scientific study, it was determined that it was neither a Mustache nor a rodent, but was in fact a form of Wooly Bear catipillar. For some reason, whether by force or voluntarily, the little furball took up a symbiote residence upon the upper lip of Mr Gryphin. This can be beared out by the use of a magnifying glass on the photo in question that resides in Mr Gryphin's Web site. In fact if you look closely at the upper right cornor of the little creatures anatamy, you shall see what appears in texture and color, an article, that resembles what GT described as the "Custer Hat", between what apparently could be construed as its ears. Apparently the little darling is going thru an identity crisis and is trying to identify with its current host. There is no logical explanation for this type of relationship, but in no way should this be mixed in correlation to a Mustache. In fact, this could, by Gryphin's own statments, attribute to his extracurricular activities in regards to numerous dates. Similiar when one gives another a soft, cuddly, cute Teddy Bear. As has been proven over and over, some types just can't resist these types of enhancements and become intriged by soft, cuddly, creatures. It becomes quite a conversational piece, which in turn could, raise one's chances of obtaining an above normal number of dates. The exact reason the furball is there, will probably never be know, as communication has not been established as far as we know. I hope this explanation relieves your fears of Mustache Bashing by the Tigga. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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Dear mac.. please be assured that the aforementioned catepillar is not its own life force... it is firmly and most delightfully part of Sir Gryphin's own countenence... There need be no research on this done on your part dear mac, I have researched this on my own and find it to be as I have stated.

As for the Custer hat, it is a neccesary part of his life as he has alluded to... and some of us find it most appealing and manly, far better than the large black furry hat like objects found on the militia on a small island.

Most humbly submitted for your benefit, Gryphin's Fyre

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Ladies, Gentlman and GrowlTigga,
You have met your "match",
I would like to introduce Gryphin's Fyre
A woman of beauty, brains, and banter

er: mac? heads up
I'm sure it was just a typo but please note the apostrophe indicating singular posesive and the spelling of "Fyre".

And yes for those wondering, she is one of my dates and yes she and I have explored the Gryphin Position

Re: Gryphin and Growltigga Thread
 

"...condensation towards Canada..."
???
I suppose you would get condensation in Canada, since it is rather cold... and if it was humid enough

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My apologies My Fair Lady, It was indeed a typo, as I was in a hurry to enter my response upon these pages, (also my 2yr old granddaughter sitting on my lap didn't help any, she likes to play with the keyboard.) The correct spelling shall be addressed as Gryphin's Fyre. Your humble servant Mac http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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Dear Mac, I take no umbrage from your error, for are we not all human? (certain ogres excluded of course) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif When battle is at hand though we should remember the errors oft made from our enemies.. which I have desires to make none of here. 'tis in good fun n'est pas?

Give your lovely grand-daughter a hug from Gryphin's Fyre... and thank you for the kind salutation..

Respectfully, Gryphin's Fyre

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Mac,

The scientific research which you have cited is convincing and I am finding myself having to review and question my earlier decisions. The delightful woman, Ms. Fyre, offers first hand evidence in support of the view that the item in question is in fact a Moustache, but her subsequent statements throw doubt upon impartiality of her testimony. Given these doubts, the court should consider accepting the Woolly Caterpillar explanation for the observed phenomenon.

Members of the court will clearly wish to know the grounds upon which Ms. Fyre has lost her accreditation as an unbiased observer and may be shocked to learn that she shares anti-Canadian views with the questionable Mr. Tigga. However, she has slandered the “large black furry hat like objects found on the militia on a small island”, exposing her true colours. For those of you who are unaware, these hats are of Canadian origin, as the English exterminated all wild bears on their island by the Middle Ages. While bear baiting continued as a popular sport (continued in modern form as Tigga baiting), these animals were European imports.

As such, Ms. Fyre has clearly indicated that she harbours latent anti-Canadianism and we must take her views with this in mind. Given the widespread anti-Canadianism present in the media today, the figure skating scandal being but one example, it is not surprising to find it occurring in witnesses of the court. Moreover, Ms. Fyre is clearly of otherwise good character and loves small children, so this member of the jury is inclined to give the benefit of the doubt to her.

As such, I will confirm my declaration that the object in said photo is in fact a Moustache and not a Woolly Caterpillar. Those who wish to look upon this logic with condescension may go and have condensation fall upon them.

Re: Gryphin and Growltigga Thread
 

In all deferance to M'Lady Fyre, I must agree with the Honorable Saxon as to the possible biasedness in regards to the furry criter inhabiting the upper torso of The Gryphin. Since the Good Lady is associated with the Gryphin her testimony is suspect, no offense intended M'Lady,
therefore, I must stand by the scientific evidence in regards to the Wooly Bear. It also strengthens my hypothisis that there are those out there that in fact are taken in or become enchanted with small furry, cute, and fuzzy creatures that become attached to a host. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif In regards to the questions of the Blk hats, I must demur a response, as I currently do not possess sufficient knowledge at the present to encampus a proper comment upon the question as put foreward by members of this forum.

M'Lady, I agree banter is all in jest and is not intended to flame, imbroil, offend or target anyone or one's state or country maliciously, and look foreward to facilitating the aspects within this thread with yourself as well as all those who wish to join in. Again, I remain your most humble servant. Mac

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Re: Gryphin and Growltigga Thread
 

Saxon and company,
I am sure that Ms. Fyre will address "hat" issue in due time. She and I have discussed this item and I can assure you she in no way ment to cast asspersions upon the our noble neighbors, the Nation of Canada.
If I interpretted it correctly, it does seem she was indicating a personal preferance for the style of head gear I have a predeliction to.
None the less I am biased and leave it to those present to carefuly read the phrase again and note the structure of the sentace.