Re: There can be only one topic! Meh. Meh...
 

the bar robot draws a pint and slides it down the counter.

hey, when did we get a.. what the hell? puke draws his null-space pistol and vaporizes the cheap imported Nultoh manufactured droid. Wheres our regular bartender, and why isnt he doing his job?

Somebody get me a Spaten, and it better not be a robot!

Re: The old title was stupid so I made my own...
 

I'm sure not gonna be the one getting you your drink Puke...over in the other bar you kneecapped me when I messed up an order! Hmm, still owe you a bottling and fridging for that too...

You can get your own beverages! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

Re: The old title was stupid so I made my own...
 

How does a blob of puke hit something with force?

Ashton makes sure he's far away in a shielded ship before he asks.

no robot bartenders
 

puke knocks away the broken robot debries from behind the bar, and reaches under the counter with two massive pseudopods. Ripping out a keg of Spaten, he places it solidly on top of his amorphous mass.

A dull thunk is heard as some unseen (yet solid and sharp) part of puke punctures the bottom of the keg, and begins to empty it.

The blob of vomit waddles out from behind the bar, with the now-draining-keg still sitting atop his "head."

"fine, i got my own drink. now dont make me throw something heavy."

Re: no robot bartenders
 

the old one watches the putridness at the bar trying to peacefully obtain a drink or two. Now where or where is our human bartenders he wonders to himself? Maybe we need some female type clones behind the bar. What ever happened to good old Taz? He puts an ad in the paper for Female clone bartenders. Hopefully there will be a few applications... Of course he and the rest of the members will have to ahem, interview all those who apply http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

Re: What\'s that word again?
 

Renegade walks to an open space in the B&G and clears his throat:

**Gurgle, grind crunch cough cough** "Hey, can anyone guess this word? Heres some hints:"

The underscore (_) denotes a missing letter.

M _ _ h r _ o m

To you who guesses the word, a prize!"

Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!
 

Oh, that's easy. The word is...

Douglas pulls a megaphone from behind his back. The next word comes out of the megaphone very clearly in Renegade 13's voice.

MUSHROOM!

Douglas puts the megaphone away

Now, what's my prize? Oh yeah, it's getting to watch Renegade be subjected to... what's the penalty for saying that word, again?

Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!
 

Ashton is fired through the doors of the Bar and Grill, flying through the establisment, hitting Renegade 13 on the way through the warppoint.

Weeeee!

Re: Bar & Grill
 

"Oh damn..."

*Renegade sprints for cover, knowing even as he does so that there can be no escape...*

Re: Bar & Grill
 

RD returns from the kitchen with a rather bloodied mallet and an apron. Sometimes critters can get problematic.

"Umm, Mush... I thought it was a different vegetable all together?"

RD spies douglas at his table and steals douglas' megaphone via hammerspace. In douglas' voice RD yells the following phrase.

"ONIONS!"