Re: Bar & Grill
 

Sorry, the megaphone was specifically keyed to Renegade 13's voice when it was made.

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh. Meh...
 

as Douglas raises a finger to complain about not getting his way, the floor errupts from underneath him.

boards split asunder, and a giant yellow bulb surges up through the floor. The vegetable's jaws open wide, and with a snap they smash Douglas's table into spliters, as he vaults into the air.

There is a grinding and gnashing of teeth, as the enormous plant shreds the table and spreads its jaws wide a second time.

Everyone's eyes begin to water.

Douglas decends from his jump, angling to miss the creature, but it is too big. He falls into its maw, and the jaws clamp down on him, pulling him down into the floor.

Before he disappears, he is heard to say "but onions dont have jaws!"

and as he utters the word, a trap door in the ceiling opens up and dumps hundreds of normal-sized onions down upon him (which fall through the room and into the hole in the floor, dissapearing from sight)

Re: There can be only one topic! Meh. Meh...
 

RD smiles to himself for correctly remembering the traditions of the Cantina. He finds the barrel that Puke stole and, after much searching, pulls him a pint of the same stuff. RD also cracks open a few windows, after all, With so much Onion in one place the drinks may indeed get watered down by the patrons own tears.

"Excellent, On the House." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

what does this one do?
 

"Thanks, RD. I dont know what all that fuss was about the mushrooms."

as puke uters the word, a shape crashes through a nearby wall. NullAshton flys through the air, and slams into puke.

Ashton stands up, looks at the other Ashton, and blinks. The two begin to argue about which is a clone.

"oh, thats what the word does. crap, lets BAN THAT WORD"

Re: what does this one do?
 

Yes.... Vegetables are dangerous. Let's not mention any of those, shall we? Now, you know what else is dangerous? An Irishman whose been without Guinness for nearly a month! Get me some of that sweet sweet black stuff, stat!

Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!
 

One (serioud) question tho: Why can't one say "mushrooms" or "onions" in here?

Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!
 

As SiU asks his ill fated question, a trap door in the floor opens next to him. a wave of onions arcs up from the hole that the monster-onion left, and batters SiU as it flys through the room and rains back down into the new trapdoor.

To observers, it looks as if SiU has been caught in a solar-flare of onions.

Wood splinters as another Ashton is fired through a nearby wall, and slams into SiU. The pair of them tumble into the trapdoor, thus avoiding the problems of having a third Ashton in the room.

Before the door snaps shut behind them, SiU is heard to say "seeeeriously guuuuys whyyyy caaaaant iiiii saaaaay....." and his voice trails off into the distance.

Puke throws a rug over the other hole in the floor, and sets a large table on top of it.

"okay guys, enough of this sillyness now. someone hang pictures over those ashton-holes, or something. this place is getting drafty."

Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!
 

Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!
 

I dunno, I go away for a brief time and when I get back, that silly sheep molester from Carlisle is doing his utmost to enhance the silliness stakes in this place.

Is there no sense anymore? someone give me a beer.

Also, do we have any Australians here I can take the mickey out of about their front row?

Re: no robot bartenders
 

Lose your old username/password Growltiger?