Re: Turn 13
 

So be it. We extended our hand in friendship, but you would bite it as does a rabid cur. We have no medicine to cure the malignant rancor that plagues your minds and are forced to abandon hopes of amity between our two peoples. Nevertheless, we wish to... avoid needless bloodshed and will forgo the complete and utter extermination of the Agarthan taint that has afflicted the world for so long as the decision is in our hands.

You would do well to consider your future actions more carefully than you have your words up to this point.

Re: Turn 14
 

Turn 14 is out.

Deadline is Tuesday at 9pm Boston time.

Pasha

Re: Turn 14
 

Ah does no one help poor Patala against Ashen Empire's mighty armies? =)

Re: Turn 15
 

Turn 15 is out.

Deadline is Thursday at 9pm Boston Time.

Pasha

Re: Turn 15
 

I think thats a negative there KB

Re: Turn 14
 

They will all rue the day...the dead came looking for the monkeys, and no one listened to their high-pitched girly-shrieks. The Agarthans called for aid, in their deep, manly, cavernous voices, but no one heeded our words. Near 500 madmen and squid stand on our borders, and no doubt thousands of dead stand on your borders, but still the others ignore us. They will regret it. When the end comes for them, they will wonder, why didn't we help Agartha? Why did we let them perish? Surely some kind neighbor will assist us, now that the hideous hordes of dead madmen slosh against our castle walls.

But those cries will not be answered, for you let all your neighbors die.

The moral of the story: the coastline of a penninsula 2 hops away from LA R'lyeh and its awake pretender is, to put it mildly, not a good starting position.

Re: Turn 14
 

Is Agartha truly at war?

Re: Turn 14
 

If they are, then it is a war we know nothing about. We are merely mustering the forces who were standing idly by on Agartha's borders. No hostile action has been taken and there is no cause for alarm.

Edit: Correction! My scouts have just informed me that the vile Agarthans have launched an unprovoked sneak attack, violating the sanctity of R'lyehian soil.

We take this to be a declaration of war and will respond accordingly.

Re: Turn 14
 

Truly a dastardly sneak attack? The media reports from the Ulm News Network (UNN) are sketchy. Any other news?

Re: Turn 14
 

Yea, verily, a dastardly sneak attack of the highest order executed by thundering pachyderms.

In other news, the pathetic speck of lint known as Agartha is soon to be brushed from the face of the Earth. Their armies will be destroyed and their populace slaughtered like so many swine for a midsummer feast. Let them serve as an example to the world at large of the fate of those who would commit unprovoked aggression against the people of R'lyeh.