Re: Fractures - LA Game. We're going!
 

Just to give news : i won't last long against Ermor army ... i am completely outnumbered :)
My home province will certainly fall this turn ...

A least it won't have been long !

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The Jomonese people will come to the grave knowing that their God was willing to fight. A few months ago, this could not be said. All the people of the land of Fractures owe you their thanks.

And you may have an ally. The mad minions of Svamptripp, formerly known as Svamptripp have stolen in in the night and attacked us in broad daylight! They have stabbed us in the back, right to our face. They have given us a reach-around from... oh well, you get the point. The war you have all really been hoping for has begun. Maybe the ridiculous Svamptripp has received assurances that he is not hated as much as we apparently are, but he would have to be insane to believe it. :doh:

In the turnabout is fair play category - Pwyllh, Lord of Ermor would like to thank Peisandros, Lord of Marignon for his gracious contribution to our cause

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How doth he lie to thee? Let me count the ways:

1) "Fair Play" - such a public announcement is only fair play if this is a lie and I haven't contributed as requested.

2) "Gracious" - I'm an @$$, and most don't even need me to point out how ridiculous an accusation of courtesy aimed in my direction would be.

3) "Contribution" - Again, most probably don't me to spell out how desperate my situation is - and how badly I need to trade. No contributing here.

Now, noble Ermorians, if you have anything of worth to offer (other than the unavoidable war with your neighbors), we will happily trade with you. We like to trade. You don't? Then go eat chrysanthemums!

Re: Fractures - LA Game. We're going!
 

Congratulations to Atlantis by the way, who managed to outmaneuver me completely and catch me unawares from the water.

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You don't realize how close a thing that battle at my capital was, Graeme. I only just finished researching Enchant 6 (Grip of Winter, Arrow Fend) the turn you stormed my castle! Yay counting on the AI to cast the spells I wanted?

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Well, both capital sieges were fairly close, and had I not had an E9 blessing, those ancestor vessels wouldn't have stood a chance. Now it would be nice if commanders would make sure that they actually bless themselves and other sacred commanders when told to bless five times. I had four or five celestial masters there that were not blessed throughout the battle. It was close enough that a few more lightning bolts might have made the difference.

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Mouhahahaha

Today, Jomon celebrate a great victory against the unholy army of Ermor ! The undead army have be reduced to ashes ...


Ermor, send us your next army, we do not fear you !



PS : seems that i am going to play a little more, but event with no hope of victory, it is fun ! :p

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A sad tale of woe from Mictlan. A peacefully employed bus driver was providing transit services to several _ahem_ young ladies, when a ****ing huge lightning bolt burst from the clear blue sky and burnt him to a cinder. Okay, so we actually don't care very much about the driver, but we had a soft spot in our hearts for those girls, who perished when the subsequent driver-less bus smacked into a tree, bounced off, burst into flame, fell off a cliff, and then plunged into a lake.

We are miles and miles away from the Arco bastages who caused this mayhem, but we hereby declare war on them, as a symbolic gesture, if nothing else.

DEATH TO ARCO!

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Atlantis is endeavoring to make true your statement at this moment. Unfortunately, our own bus drivers seem equally vulnerable, so some of the transportation plans for getting to the front have had to be rethought.

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Yeah! We lost some good people to lightning too!

Go get him! :D