Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 

I'm keen for some Astral peals, I've got fire, air, water and nature to offer in return.

PM me if you'd like to trade :-)

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 

Amateur hour continues - TC gets resoundingly defeated while trying to take the castle that Shinyuma had already expended a big force against - 7 commanders going down beneath the heels of my golem, along with 150 tiny men :)

If you're going to 2 v 1 me, including stabbing me THROUGH a NAP, you should atleast have a plan to win. Just an FYI.

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 

I haven't checked the turn yet, but it sounds like you won? Honestly it's about time; you have a huge advantage in gems and mages, and used to lead in income too, while I've been at war from practically turn 1.

Edit: What the hell? That's not even amusing. My mages went off script on round 1 just to save on gems, and since that wind guide didn't go up my bane lord gets crushed by a meteor. Whatever, game, what-ever.

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 

And to top it all off, I fast-forwarded through 10 or so variations on that same battle and won. every. single one. That victory was a frikin' fluke of the RNG, even with my mages deciding to be frugal all of a sudden!

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 

***Breaking Alert***

CIA (Cealum Intelligence Agency) breach.

CealumLeaks has just released new evidence of the atrocities of the Oceania - Tien 'Chi war.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nCNrvkJQUc

Quality is meh... we're practicing.

***-***

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 

lol. Just my luck that those failmages are my youtube debut. Ah well, here's some audio I was able to recover from my bane lord's black box.

Round 1: "...just three score troops? Forget battle doctrine, we can take them easily..."

Round 3: "...did Lu-xing just take out our bane lord? Damn, Zhuge Liang is gonna be pissed"

Round 4: "****, a golem! What were the orders again? Fire arrows and... what? Hurry, do something!"

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 

Does wind guide even affect big rocks from the sky? If so, I didn't know that. If so, EVEN FUNNIER.

Edit: As to my effectiveness, Oceania is argueably the worst MA race in the game. But yeah, let's take it from here.

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 

There seems to be a school of thought that Oceania is basically an incomplete nation capability wise (when compared to the other MA nations), hence it being so crap.

I think UNWIN (or whatever it is called) takes a stab at fixing that, doesn't it?

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 

I'll need a 12 hour extension or so, due to a project I'm working on.

Also, I find it somewhat hilarious that my own PD worked against me. But there's a certain logic to that; in a battle between legends, mundanes just get in the way.

Edit: So thanks, Cthulhu, for clearing the stage for our showdown.

Re: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving
 

I've put up a 12 hour extension, as a few people are struggling with the due time.