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Happy Birthday to you.... Happy Birthday to Fyron, RD and Sachmo.... Taz please give them all the usual Birthday Brews, (on Tigga's Tab of course),

Also Taz, please see about the purchase of a set of crutches, wheelchair, or other type of convayance for the OLD Tigga come next week, the poor old furry feline apparantly has aged and he needs help moving around, and at his age he would probably fall into some GNU POO or OCEAN FRESH DROPPINGS, if left without something to hold up his tired OLD anatamy, http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

just some ideas Mac

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GT, is it really your birthday next week? Mine's the 16th.

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Sorry there Dogscoff, Happy early birthday as well, Taz, add Dogscoff to the birthday concoction, (on Tiggas Tab), also see if the FBW would like to do that birthday dance ritual for these aging members http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif ... on the dance floor that is.. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

just some ideas mac

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Dogscoff, yep, my birthday is next Wednesday, 18th September, a famous day throughout the galaxy - it is actually National Hop Up & Down Day in England, the day that Jimi Hendrix died (that is why I am a reincarnation of him) and also the day that most girls (ie the ones who arn't ugly or nasty or disgusating in any way) sweat!

Virgo's are the best, Virgo's are cool, despite the fact that you spend your whole life realising that a September birthdate simply means your dad got lucky withmum round christmas time

Mac, have you been sniffing your colostomy bag again? you have gone weirder than usual

[ September 11, 2002, 14:57: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Lol! I know. When I was a stroppy teenager I wanted to change my name to "Happy New Year 1976" just to piss off my parents.

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[/quote]Lol! I know. When I was a stroppy teenager I wanted to change my name to "Happy New Year 1976" just to piss off my parents.[/QB][/quote]

Yeah, I thought about that as well but decided changing my name to "Hee hee give her another pint of cinzano and its "hide Jeremy Beadle's head in a bucket" on Christmas Eve 1968' was too much of a cross to bear for a young man..

Think about it, can you remember all the drunken Christmas parties you have been to where you photocopy pictures of your bottom, insult your boss and then go out drinking all night, to come home and pounce on your other half?? isn't it scary to think that a Dogscoff or a Growltigga could spring from such wanton lustful abandon..

probably explains a lot actually

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*Dogscoff begins making plans for a grand joint-birthday party for Tigg-scoff's two most senior excutives, to be held on the 17th September. Rather than mess around with the cantina, a new venue is being built 'specially for the occasion. The party will feature (among other, yet to be announced attractions):

- 15000 capacity venue, with a fully stocked bar and octopus barman in the centre of each table.
- Kitchens capable of providing exotic foods for everyone. Everything from Tribble fritters to Wookieburgers.
- 50 foot tall rotating statue of a nude Kylie Minogue which lactates champagne.
- On the day the first annual FBW tag wrestling championships will be held, refereed by girls from Madame Ooloo's.
- Giant honey-filled pit for the wrestling.
- Retractable diving board above the pit for the guests of honour.
- Bill Gates clone creative torture competition, with a year's free drinks at the Cantina for the winner.
- VR headsets for those without ringside seats to the FBW wrestling or torture competition.
- Doris the Immasculator will actually be wearing a dress (rather than a kevlar corset). However she's asked me to point out that anyone caught laughing or even looking too closely is likely to go home soprano.
- Sinead the Giant Squid (Cousin to Dermott & Ruraigh) will be tranquilised in a field for use as a bouncy castle/ climbing apparatus to entertain the kiddies.

Everyone's invited - even Barry, so go out now and get your tuxedos dry-cleaned. It's gonna be one hell of a party. Just look for the new thread next Tuesday and say Dogscoff sent you.

[ September 11, 2002, 16:09: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

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sounds great Dogscoff but you missed the 2,000 Miss World candidates parachuting naked (but with cute little tiger tails and tiger ears on) out of the tiger-stripe painted hercules onto the statue of Kylie Minogue whilst each holding a bottle of Tiger beer

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The tiger is on the verge of extinction. I hope you will be the Last to be shot, you have some great ideas!

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Thanks Timstone, yes, the tiger is on the verge of extinction and I think it is the duty of all human beings to help in this as they are mainly reponsible for the tigers' plight

The world clearly needs more tigers. The tiger breed needs to be preserved at all costs.

To this end, I would suggest that all human females (not being ugly, disgusting or weird ones) should come round to my house and assist in prolonging the tiger genus. All you have to do is sleep with me, after all, there is nothing wrong getting a bit of tigga in you is there and you are likely to enjoy it.

AWOOGA AWOOGA

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GT, you are a lawyer, correct?

don't they get their license or something revoked for sexual harrasment?

Btw, RD, happy birthday! May all your wishes and onion cravings come true.

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The age limit outside says 18.... for the patio...

I think the bar tab should be on fyron for the next month http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Happy birthday my friend....

And I did raise a glass of guiness for you tonight..

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Uhh... thanks...

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No and anyhow, I am not harassing anyone, just asking for a little cooperation from the female members of the race that is responsible for killing most of my kinfolk

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Wait here, stop the presses! GT you said the only thing they had to do was SLEEP with you. Sleeping with someone doesn't make you pregnant, now does it?!
You need to have intercourse. That's right children, intercousre. Sex, for the more mature readers among us.
So GT we can send all the beautyfull women on the face of the Earth over to your house, coz you ain't gonna do anything with them. The only thing I don't understand is, how do you plan to save the tiger by only sleeping with beautyfull women? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Timstone, you are a silly sod and that is no mistake. Keeping in mind the youthfulness of quite a lot of the posters on this forum (not all of us are middle aged jaded rockers), I chose to use the polite reference for making the beast with two backs. I suppose I could have said that the beautiful ladies should come round and make love to me but what I wanted to avoid was any potential reference to said blart coming round and getting a good seeing to, rogering, poking, bonking or any other sordid colloquial expression.

Come of us are gentlemen and do have class you know http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Yeah, I know. It was just a figure of speech. I just thought I could give it a nice twist to it.

You all are gentleman's?! You have a bar and in that bar there is almost a constant war among the people in the bar and it's inhabitants (although some of the visitors could just as well be inhabitants). I hard call all that fighting the gentleman's aproach. No, if you all were gentleman's, then you would have a pretty lame bar.

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Hmmm.. I would beg to disagree with you there. The Cantina is run on the same lines as any gentlemens' club. What you are describing as fighting and violence, is simply youthful recklessness and boisterousness, nothing wrong in that and it is completely acceptable in the best society.

I would ask you to look at the way we treat the fairer sex in the cantina. The FBWs are idolised and adored, are treated with the utmost courtesy and are put on pedestals by the management http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

PS and whre on earth is Kleigat Pampercity

[ September 12, 2002, 10:22: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

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Ah, someone notice the redicilous name of my hometown. Well, it's a name that doesn't come up in the world atlas, it's a name people gave it because it encompasses everything it represents. I'll explain.
1) Kleigat - Consists of 2 words; Klei and Gat. The first means (roughly) "made from clay". The town was originaly a field where cattle (cows, horses) grazed. And beacuse it was so close to the sea, the ground contained a lot of clay. The town was build right over the fields. So that explains Klei. The second (Gat) means "In the middle of nowhere".
2) Pampercity - That refers to the many, many, many little children that live in my town. Because it's a relatively young town, many young couples live here. They produce offspring (gentleman-like enough?). Those little kids wear dipers (brand name: Pampers).
Thus the name Kleigat Pampercity came into being.
The real name of Kleigat Pampercity is Velserbroek.
Now, the only thing that needs to be said is the location of Kleigat Pampercity. Kleigat Pampercity is located in Noord-Holland in Holland. One of the best countries to live out your live. A bit quiet, but overall very rich (in relation with the rest of the world).

I hope I have explained it clear enough. If not, I'll explain it agian. Also I hope I haven't shattered any unwritten rules with my previous Posts. I would like to remain a costumer in this bar for a long time.

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OK, I dont know Velserbroek but I spent a lot of time down in Brabant in s'-Hertogenborsch, Tilburg and Neijmegin (cant spell that one)

Holland is cool, the Dutch are strangely like the English in attitude except we dont eat niuew haring and definately dont do chocolate sprinkles

welcome to the cantina Timstone, have a slug of jenever on the house

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Hahaha... thanks GT! It's always cool to see people stunt around with our language. I've read somewhere that Dutch is one of the most difficult Languages to master.
What did you do in Holland if I may ask?
Oh, and you spell it as Nijmegen. And you stayed in Noord-Brabant, because Brabant is the southern part of it and that lies in Belgium. But you spelled the rest of the name correct. Bravo GT.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well, I spent 1 year after university at the Europa Instituut in Amsterdam and then Bruges. I had a rather nice half Moroccan/half girl Noord- Brabant girlfriend who lived in Den Borsch so I spent time down there.

Otherwise, I was just looking for answers and as I believe you lot say, de aantwoorden zijn altijd aal anwezig (sic spelling again).

Of course, the coffee houses and heineken helped a lot

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I was born, 9/14/54.
Looks like several very cold Jaunuarys.

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Reguarding the furtherance of Tiggas,
Try Circle the Wagons and the Gryphin Position. They are both known to assist in conception.
Ask mac for details.

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Gryphin, you could be right. That was looong before I was born.

GT, yeah the spelling sucked, but that doesn't matter. Maybe we meet eachother one day in Holland. Who knows.

Well, I'm off. Doing some homework http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif
Till the next time.

[ September 12, 2002, 11:36: Message edited by: Timstone ]

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Gryphin, Mac

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE can you tell me what 'circling the wagons is? and what the 'Gryphin position' is?

after all, that is what started the cantina, after all this time, the public have a right to know

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

Not another round of "Circle the Wagons"! The FBW's are still recovering from the Last time we tried that... and the Gryphin position should only be attempted by trained professionals, and then only if they're in fine physical shape, not a bunch of "middle-aged jaded rockers" (middle aged? GT, didn't you say something about being conceived around New Year's 1968? That would mean you turn(ed) 33 this year - hardly middle aged; that's only a couple months older than I am!).

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Reguarding TGP,
Um,
Don't pick up the soap.

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Gryphin, is this a derivation of the joke that goes "Two nuns in the bath, one says "where's the soap?", the other one say "yes, it does a bit"?

Think about it, think about it!

Tsarrx, yes, I turn 33 next Wednesday, OK not quite middle aged but I do feel it at the moment. I leave for Kuala Lumpur tomorrow and am really looking forward to my second 13 hour flight in a week.

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WINGS! WINGS! GET YOUR RED HOT WINGS HERE!!!

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No it does not. (Had to look the joke up on the web).
I'll pm you the refferance

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Gryphin, please PM me, I am now worried.

SNORTpigga, apologies but the canteen has its own kitchen. No hawkers or food vendors are allowed on the premise. Please see Barry outside who will assist you in relocation.

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You mean the chuckwagon out back manned by the blueish guy with 15 arms calling himself, Cooky?

Hell, I'll buy a wing. Long as 'wing' implies 'Buffalo' and not '50 foot predatorial eagle from Cephedri 7.'

Not that hungry

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No, the canteen kitchen is an intrinsic state of the art, all mod cons, proper chef's kitchen under the auspices of Taz.

Barry is the T-Rex in the valet jacket who doubles up as external security. You will see that he has now scoffed the 15 arm cooky blue thing in the parking lot.

You pay extra by the way if you want the wings to come from a NAMED animal..

ANNDDDDD, (drumroll please) I am glad to announce that I have been, woof woof, enlightened to the workings of the Gryphin position.. where is a FBW when you need one!

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Notes:
The FBW's have turned on the Anti GT Cloaking devices, (provided as part of their employment contract.)

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hahaaa, but little do the FBW's know that GT, being a lawyer, has reviewed their employment contracts, seen the perks they get and has installed an electron cannon in the roof of the cantina, with one burst, all cloaking screens are non-functional and GT, with an evil snicker, proceeds to assault the FBW's with the Gryphin position

mwa mwa mwa mwa mwa mwa mwa mwaaaaahhhhhhh

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Yeah! Great! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif
My new watch is broken by that stupid electron cannon! Don't you know an electron cannon gives a huge EM Pulse wich destroys delicate electronic equipment.
I expect you to pay for it!
Oh, and an extra beer for me.

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Throws Pixie dust on GT,
Watches him go to sleep, Hits GT with a Selective Forget Beem.
He will no longer remember what the Gryphin Positon is.

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But he also won't remeber firing the electron cannon, now who's going to pay for my watch?!

And more importantly he also won't remeber giving me a whole evening free drinks... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[ September 12, 2002, 20:59: Message edited by: Timstone ]

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... forget about twister positions http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif , red hot wings, and sick nun jokes.

WHERE IS THE DAMN COORS?

Btw, what is the european fascination with kylie minogue? My colleagues and I find her... unpleasant to say the least.

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Dug up this old nugget and thought I'd share for you birthday celebrators (particularly the local randy feline lawyer/owner): (NOTE: language cleaned up out of respect for the delicate ears of the FBWs):

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your nit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while boinking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

(For the rest of the signs, and the original coarse language that a gentlemen like myself prefers not to use, go to >>> Rude Astrology <<<

[ September 12, 2002, 21:58: Message edited by: DirectorTsaarx ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Two words: "Pants" & "Hot", and not necessarily in that order. I have an sadly extensive collection of Kylie videos, I'd be happy to mail/ burn you some of the smaller ones. Alternatively you could just look up videos of "Spinning around" or "Agent provocateur" on google. That should be enough to change most blokes' minds.

As well as having an incredible arse, she's one of those schlebs who comes across as being a really nice person. And she has an incredible arse. Hell, even my girlfriend says she'd give Kylie one.

Ah, here you go. Here's a working link to the Agent provocateur ad. Might need some bandwidth though...

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umm... where?

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...Taz on leave, filled to the gills with the libations provided by RD, decides to check in on the funny inhabitants of the cantina. (on cable channel 918273645.5, pay-per-view of course)

Hmmm, a Birthday Bash! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif Definately have to check that out http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

What's this??? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif Hundreds or maybe THOUSANDS of little Tiggas? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif Wonder if Mrs GT knows about that little plan http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif
(Don't worry boss, just wondering out loud)

Well all this has made me thirsty - time to dive back into my LAKE-SIZED liquid refreshment http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif ...

[ September 12, 2002, 12:15: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]

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TerranC, in Europe, being a bloke and not appreciating Kylie Minogue's derriere is considered a sure sign that you are a latent pillow biter.

You must rememberthat as europeans, we have the benefit of thousands of years of cultural evolution so that we can truely appreciate beauty.

Discussions have been held at all levels and the general synopsis is that you may or may not think she is attractive (after all, each to their own), but those peachy cheeks do a great deal to promote world harmony.

She is also lauded as being the original 'chuckabout', but if you want to know what that means, send me a PM

Timstone, apologies but I have no recollection of any allegded electron burst in the cantina, we dont even have an electron cannon so I am afraid you must pay for your watch yourself. And by the way, you owe the house 200 minerals for your drinks tab - cash required now (see Barry for payment).

Can someone tell me why I am dressed up in this salmon pink rubber gear with a chicken feather sticking out of my bum?

[ September 13, 2002, 09:07: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

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:: Walks out to Barry, Pays the tab for Timstone ::
Timstone, here's the address for my Gigit fixer. Tell it to put the charge on my tab.

:: Walks over with super deluxe cammera, Takes many pics of GrowlTigga in salmon pink rubber gear outfit, Downloads them to Cantinna PC, Sends them to several different address, Prints out a few for the patrons, Puts one on the Dart Board ::

[ September 13, 2002, 11:44: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

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Alright Gryphin! My hero!
Hmm... I might come to like this joint.

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hmmm.. I am not sure that I like where this conversation is going.

Gryphin, keep your perVersions to yourself.

Timstone, if you have homework to do, you are too young for this sort of talk!!

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I have not posted anything that is the least bit pervers. Clearly it is your mind that is infering things. Tsk, Tsk.
Even Barry agrees I am not perverse.
He did like the spectical of the Pink and the feather. Says he wants you to do that again.

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Gryphin, listen, there is nothing wrong in using a feather.

A feather is erotic, using the chicken is kinky