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This is the topic that goes on and on...
Some people posted in it not knowing what it was...
They'll continue posting in it on and on...
This is the topic that never ends...

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"There can be only one!" topic

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That was pointless.

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And this is pointless too. Yay pointless stuff!

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This thread is pointless,
That is true.
Maybe we will have,
A monkey in here too.

Silly poetry by Narf's brain.

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There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
They're feet the water their hands on their
Marbles and playthings and at half past four
There came a young lady she looked like a
Pretty young creature she sat on the grass
She pulled up her dress and she showed them her
Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her children so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shovelling
Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellow down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable
Home in the country with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely she'd show him her
Little pet dog who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whipped cream all over her...

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A good way for alien planets to avoid disasters such as deadly plagues, asteroid collisions, Klingon attacks, and so on is to make sure that the Enterprise never visits them.

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'Quick! It's a Plot! Run and hide!'

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Ahh but as they are "Alien of the week"TM they only evolve from pond slime a few days before Enterprise turns up and their entire civilisation is limited to a few dozen people.

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