Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Whew, a lawyer looking like Vin Diesel. Dang, I would seriously hate to face you in court. You'd be liable to kick my butt if my lawyer beat you. But I'm sure you're a good lawyer so it wouldn't be possible in the first place.

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

I'd be a great vampire!

*Dogscoff lurks in a darkened corner and tries to look all brooding and menacing and immortal...

See?

*lurk* *brood* *lurk* *lurk*

[ November 11, 2002, 17:07: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Rags, I dont go to court, I am not that kind of lawyer, I am a corporate lawyer so I am more pinstripe suits, large cigar and requesting the office "debt collector" vist old ladies with a sledgehammer and a nailgun.....

I am quite flattered and have asked the Mrs if we can watch fast and furious and pitch black tonight so I can check out my, I mean Vin's biceps...

Actually, the balrog says I kind of look like Bruce Willis as well so I am beginning to get follicly confused, am I a hard talking tattooed bald new yorker who kicks butt or a hard talking swearing smoothy bald new jersey person who says "yippeekayay"

Can someone give Dogscoff a reality check and tell him to stop lurking, my cats "lurk", that white jobby from the curry on Friday that wont go down the pan even with a chisel "lurks", the taxman "lurks", Dogscoff just eats poo (oh god, I have started that argument off again)

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">THOSE are the evil minions Gt. There's no rule that say's Vampires can't have hot chicks for minions. Not all minions are ungly hunch-backed dudes afterall. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif They (Vampires) just don't settle down and marry one. I mean, if you have dozens of hot looking babe minions at your beck and call would you get married? No way. Guys that get married are the ugly guys like Frankenstein that can't get a hot chick/prospective minion to look twice at him. Then you got your really disgusting guys like wolf-man and swamp-thing that can't even get a wife. They got a stalk their women and snatch them when noone is looking. But not Vampires. The women fight over the vampires. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Rags, In regards to lowering my heart rate, the good Taz used a secret slurping sobering concoction of blended brewskis to lower the rate, then he used the Liz Hurly Mags to perk me back up and get my, ahem, anatamy back on line in all the right places http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

In regards to Vampires and Geo's most gracious findings, I have spent extensive time in scientfic research on the various aspects of vampires and the undead. I found that the good Geo's formulated theories are in fact pretty close to be actual fact. Have any of you ever seen a vampire not hanging around lucious, vivacious, sexy, young things with medium to large hooters and nicely dexteriors? Therefore, even tho the poor Fyron is a self proclaimed vampire, he should be petitioned to share in his wealth of sexy vixins with the rest of the membership here in the cantina.. In the mean time I am continueing to research into the whatfores and whatnots of vampires and their various powers in order to learn how to excersize (sp?) Fyron to bring him back into the mortal realm but at the same time to keep the drooling sexy, lucious vampire groupies here in the cantina. In addition I'm researching the possibilities of the opposite sex who are kept from obtaining credit cards whether they are vampire groupies or partners of members of the cantina and their withdrawl symptoms upon being denied access to those pLastic pieces of hell on ones bank accounts http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

continuing to research Mac

[ November 11, 2002, 18:10: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">But that whole thing with garlic, pale skin, and bad teeth is a letdowner.

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

I like garlic. I eat it all the time. And I only have pale skin when I haven't eaten in a long while. The teeth are actually pretty cool. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Geo, I think you are wrong. What about all those pale young ladies wearing lots of make-up and black silk neggle-giggles you always see in the vampire flicks.. I am sure there are a couple of happy relations going on with that lot

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">With my luck I'd chew off my bottom lip.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif And not being able to go out in the sun might be a bit of an obstacle... but it could be gotten around by either a) living in a city with a very active nightlife, or b) using SPF 4 million.

Quikngruvn

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Umm... the sun thing is actually not in "real" vampiric stories. It was added in one of the first Hollywood movies about vampires.