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I'm willing to give up ALL of my money, time, and attention and everything else I've got, IF she's the right one!

By the way, it should be no problem getting to 1000 Posts... it's just a matter of time! I wonder how long it will take to get to 10,000?

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A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an
examination to determine the cause of her daughter's swollen abdomen. It
only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say "Your daughter is pregnant."

The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her
daughter was a good girl and would never compromise her reputation by having
sex with a boy.

The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon. The mother
became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying
attention to me?" "Yes, of course I'm paying attention, ma'am. It's just
that the Last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three
wise men came. I was hoping they'd show up again......."

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How to tell if you're a Redneck Jedi:

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• <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."
  </font>
• <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">If you ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
  
  </font>
• <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
  
  </font>
• <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
  
  </font>
• <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
  
  </font>
• <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
  
  </font>
• <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
  
  </font>
• <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
  
  </font>
• <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Wookiees are offended by your B.O.
  
  </font>
• <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
  
  </font>
• <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
  
  </font>
• <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.
  
  </font>
• <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
  
  </font>
• <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
  
  </font>
• <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
  
  </font>
• <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
  
  </font>
• <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
  
  </font>
• <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
  
  </font>
• <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
  
  </font>
• <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot." </font>

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To quote the immortal Norm:
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Or, as Steven Wright put it,
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">

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OK, here you go!!

Top ten things men know about women;

10. They MUST cuddle, men do not
#9. They ESTIMATE your reaction, Before they say things, men don't
#8. They NEED to talk, men do not
#7. They ALWAYS need someone to help them powder their noses, men don't
#6. They REALLY need tenderness, men do not
#5. They EXPECT you are going to change, men don't
#4. They DO fake having an orgasm, men do not
#3. They UNBUTTON there clothes, before and after sex, men don't
#2. They MAKE those Doe eyes, men do not
#1. They BELIEVE it when someone says "Trust Me", men don't

In contrast, this is what women KNOW about men.

M*E*N*A*R*E*D*U*M*B!!!

mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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I suspect that many folks in this forum may have difficulty with the opposite sex because of "Nerditis." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Check out this link, especially "At the Star Wars II Movie Premiere."

http://www.webkata.com/triumph/

Wear a depends undergarment, because you may lose bladder control while laughing. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Maybe the midochlorians are responsible... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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mlmbd: Wisdom! If only us men would listen....

KirbyEF

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Allll right!!! I got promoted to Corporal!

Kupo! Kupopo!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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Kamog,

Three cheers for kamog, HIP-HIP Hurray, HIP-HIP Hurray, HIP-HIP Hurray!!!

Congratulations on your promotion. Please keep up the good work.

You are Dismissed, Corporal!!

Always wanted to do that.

mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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Congrats Kamog, it's always fun being promoted isn't it?!

On a totally unrelated note, I don't know if you all have heard this before but I'm telling it anyways.
What is the difference between a dead skunk laying on the road and a dead lawyer laying dead on the road?
There is skid marks in front of the skunk!

No offense to GT of course. He's one lawyer that I actually like. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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God, I am so BORED!!!! - I'm sitting at work with nothing to do but count the seconds until I can get the hell out of here.

*Dogscoff bangs head repeatedly on desk...

OK, now I'm bored *and* I've got a headache.

Congrats on the promotion BTW- now salute me!

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">My arm hurts.....received 1st anthrax shot!
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hey Colonel, I don't ever see you saluting me! Maybe I should have you court-marshalled or something. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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"Maybe I should have you court-marshalled or something."

Now kids, let's play nice shall we......Ahh, who am I kidding. Fight it out. I got dibs on Fyron! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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"Hey Colonel, I don't ever see you saluting me! Maybe I should have you court-marshalled or something"

(speaking of which, isn't it court-martialed?)

Phoenix-D

[ November 14, 2002, 21:34: Message edited by: Phoenix-D ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I have no idea. I couldn't decide between the two, so I just picked one at random.

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According to Merriam-Webster's website, Phoenix-D is correct, although it can also be spelled with two l's.

Quikngruvn of the Grammar Patrol

(Yeah, I know, it's something actually informative in this thread. Don't worry, it won't happen again! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif )

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">We'll let it go this time. But it better not happen again! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Thanks, mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif , Ragnarok, and dogscoff. And yes, sirs, I ALWAYS salute my superior officers! (Or bow, or whatever you want me to do... within reason, of course.)

[ November 15, 2002, 04:38: Message edited by: Kamog ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ok, bow to the gound. Lick the dirt off my shoes and call me All Mighty Gopher!
Or is that not within reason? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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Rags, you will lay down in this muddy puddle so that I won't have to get my shoes dirty! Snap to it!

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All hail Fyron! For he is The Very Model of a Modern Major-General

OOooo I found A Stargate Version

Here is a Computer Version

Cyber-Netizen's Version

[ November 15, 2002, 14:23: Message edited by: Perrin ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yes sir! *Rags begins to lay down in the mud puddle then finally realizes that he doesn't have to do it. "Hey just because you're ranked higher doesn't mean you can push people like me around.........Ok, so maybe it does, but I refuset to lay in the puddle."*

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I take it you've seen the SE4 Version.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I take it you've seen the SE4 Version.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Actually I missed that one but it is great. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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That is awesome. I love every verse of it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">mottlee don't worry it gets better. More shots you have the more time between them....

After each anthrax shot, I would feel weird for a day or two...but it would pass....

So don't worry...

KirbyEF

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Oh, oh, is that another name change?? Gotta update the name change chronology!

*** Name Change Chronology v1.01 ***
Nov 16, 2002:No more namechanges, ever again, honestly!..... really, I('m) mean (it)
Nov 6, 2002: No more namechanges, ever again, honestly! ..... ..... ...... or .....
Nov 2, 2002: Pages: 1 2 3 4 ... 42 43 44
Oct 31, 2002: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina Clone
Oct 30, 2002: This is the unfriendly thread were you will be abused, don't enter!
Oct 25, 2002: Thread for all disgruntled barbarians sick of getting abuse for doing their job.
Oct 14, 2002: s u p e r c a l i f r a g i l i s t i c e x p i a l a d o c i o u s ?
Oct 4, 2002: Not Empty !
Sept 30, 2002: Look! A cow!!!
Sept 27, 2002: Are there no SE4 shipsets with female race pic?
Sept 26, 2002: No more namechanges, not even this time, it's still the silly postname "The answe..."
Sept 4, 2002: The answer to the great question is 42!
Aug 28, 2002: And now for something completely different ......................... The Larch
Aug 20, 2002: Please post in this thread!
Aug 11, 2002: Stop reading and posting in this thread! I'm ashamed of this threads existance!
Aug 10, 2002: Empty!
Aug 10, 2002: newbie q: How big are ring/sphere worlds

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Soooooo, how come this thread is so big? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You mean you haven't seen this thread before? Or what? Well read the whole thread and you will learn alot of meaningless stuff. It's rather comical too. But the whole point is just to post stuff that makes no sense at all and it's totally wacky. If you do that you are completly welcome to be here. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
On a related note: I got to put masking tape all over a house today! It was so much fun. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif A couple of my friends are getting married in a couple weeks (the 30th) and their house just came in wednesday. It's just across the creek from my house. And they are going to paint the walls because the people in there before smoked and so the walls were all yello and nasty. So we put masking tape up today, painting tomorrow. Probably start moving stuff in slowly by next weekend. A lot of stuff to do before the wedding.

Ok, Daynarr, that was a prime example of what to do. Absolutly no one cares about anything I just said. But I said it anyways. But it's even better if you can get some totally goof ball stuff in there. Like: I saw a Flying Gopher with spider wings! Or something like that. Ok, I'm shutting up now. I'm just rambling on here tonight.

I'm sure I said that all in vain as now that I look at your post again you had a " http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif " in there. So that must mean you were being sarcastic and asking that question. Now that makes me look like a complete idiot posting all this information.

[ November 16, 2002, 03:58: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

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There ya go. I mighty fine example of what this thread is all about.

Nice work there Rags!!

mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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Geoschmo >
Second post in this thread.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">mottlee don't worry it gets better. More shots you have the more time between them....

After each anthrax shot, I would feel weird for a day or two...but it would pass....

So don't worry...

KirbyEF</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yup 2 weeks btwn the 1st 3 then I think 1 month Last 3.....geee I ASKED for this! (Red Spot,,Bump,, HURT!) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif no longer in Mil just work where they make it http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[ November 16, 2002, 16:41: Message edited by: mottlee ]

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What? ANOTHER name change?? This one tricked me for a while, I didn't realize it was the
name change thread and I missed it until I looked at the number of Posts!

Ruatha: Wow, you changed the first post in this thread, too! That's really funny! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

If I remember correctly, I think the original post there said something like, "Is this spam?"

*** Name Change Chronology v1.02 ***
Nov 16, 2002: OT: How to deploy?
Nov 16, 2002:No more namechanges, ever again, honestly!..... really, I('m) mean (it)
Nov 6, 2002: No more namechanges, ever again, honestly! ..... ..... ...... or .....
Nov 2, 2002: Pages: 1 2 3 4 ... 42 43 44
Oct 31, 2002: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina Clone
Oct 30, 2002: This is the unfriendly thread were you will be abused, don't enter!
Oct 25, 2002: Thread for all disgruntled barbarians sick of getting abuse for doing their job.
Oct 14, 2002: s u p e r c a l i f r a g i l i s t i c e x p i a l a d o c i o u s ?
Oct 4, 2002: Not Empty !
Sept 30, 2002: Look! A cow!!!
Sept 27, 2002: Are there no SE4 shipsets with female race pic?
Sept 26, 2002: No more namechanges, not even this time, it's still the silly postname "The answe..."
Sept 4, 2002: The answer to the great question is 42!
Aug 28, 2002: And now for something completely different ......................... The Larch
Aug 20, 2002: Please post in this thread!
Aug 11, 2002: Stop reading and posting in this thread! I'm ashamed of this threads existance!
Aug 10, 2002: Empty!
Aug 10, 2002: newbie q: How big are ring/sphere worlds

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LOL! Nice Ruatha, twisting Geo's words around like that. We all know that the 1st post originally said, "this is an empty post." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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Wow, someone changed the name and I almost missed this thread all together. I was looking and looking and I couldn't find it, I was like "wha?!" then I saw this one and I was like "Doh!"... So Kamog, time to update the list eh?

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I have a link to this thread in my Favorites folder called "The Nonsense Thread", so name changes never foil me.

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Just look for it by number of pages and/or number of replies. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Awesome! My name appears in someone else's sig! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ November 17, 2002, 10:25: Message edited by: Imperator Fyron ]

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LOL Nice one ruatha, that is pure genius twisting ol geos words like that

I wonder what the next name will be. Home to Leaders of Discontent Cat Toys???

[ November 17, 2002, 10:36: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Normal people don't go around pondering questions like "what is normal?" Well, normality is defined by the equation,

f(x) = (1/(s*sqrt(2pi)))e^(-((x-m)^2)/2s^2)

where s^2 is the variance and m is the mean of x.
This defines a 'normal' or 'Gaussian' distribution which is shaped like the classical bell curve. 'Normal' people are centered about the mean, m, where the distribution is the highest, while weird people are at the extremes where there are only a few individuals. The further away one is from the center, the rarer and weirder one is. The mathematician, Karl Friedrich Gauss, who came up with this, was a weird guy himself, thinking up complex mathematical theorems from the time he was a kid.

Incidentally, nobody who Posts here is normal.

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I'm better than normal, abnormal!

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's always a plus... I think...

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's always a plus... I think...</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yes, all the doctors are so positive:
"You don't have a normal personality, you have an abnormal psyche".
I'm so proud http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[ November 17, 2002, 20:52: Message edited by: Ruatha ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's always a plus... I think...</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yes, all the doctors are so positive:
"You don't have a normal personality, you have an abnormal psyche".
I'm so proud http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">And you have every right to be!

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...Taz see new post. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
Hmmm, BIG post! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif
So not new. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif
Bad, Bad Ruatha! Try to trick Taz!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif
New name for post: The Bad Ruatha Post! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Wow Taz, I commend you for using 5 smile faces. Bold text, and Italic text. Very nice. But you didn't use all caps. Oh well... Don't make a special effort to do that as we discussed it already. It's only allowed in mlmbds threads that he made, the Advice thread and the Lurk Report thread. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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How about: Bold Italics ?

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh dude, I forgot about those. My bad.

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Ok, I can't stay up any longer waiting for someone else to post so I could get 800. I'm too tired to try that one. So once again I concede and let someone else get this next honor. So good evening to you all.