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Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

A new dessert? Sounds good, I'll try it! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

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Jack Simth said:

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StrategiaInUltima said:
Strategia sets himself down next to Jack.

"So Jack... you can't feel the effects of alcohol? Well then, you should try one of my own home-brewn Dimensional Rupture specials... I've been negotiating with Hank about giving him the recipe, but I think that a fleet of COMCA tankers full of nothing but alcohol is not NEARLY enough payment. Wanna try one? You'll be sure to feel the effects... you do know the Drushocka are totally immune to the effects of any narcotic compound? Well, I gave a Drushocka a sip once, and its eyes were launched from their sockets and it gave a scream loud enough to shake the moon it was standing on apart. When I got it on board, all it said was "Another... Another...". Well? Wanna try one?"

"It's not the chemistry that causes it; it's a fundamental independance of mind from body; not that I really liked the effects even when I was subject to them. Besides...."
Jack takes a clean straw, and pokes it into the dimensional rupture. It pokes back out in four different directions, all of which are straight.
"That thing can't be good for anyone."

"Who ever said it was? Oh, of course I forgot to tell you... The Drushocka in question was left in an uninhabited trinary system in an immobile ship to see what would happen. We left, and detected a quantum rift - when we came back the system had 354 suns, apparently from 96 dimensions."

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

Free takeout orders, and 100 free meals... All I need are lotsa free drinks, and I'm set for a long time!

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I'll also put in a free Dimensional Rupture for you.

Thinking of a ad line for the DR:

"Ever tried one of Hank's ultra-uber Galactic Cores? Ever had ten in a row? Well..... this is better."

And then beneath the ad pic in tiny indiscernible letters:

"StrategiaInUltima Inc. is not responsible for any damage caused to you, your firends, family, property, or dimension. Use at own risk. May cause irreparable damage to the dimensional boundaries when used. Excessive use can lead to other dimensions. Do NOT feed this drink to a Drushocka."

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

NullAshton places some dimensional stabilizers on himself before trying the Dimensional Rupture. Mmm...

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Three hours later. The Hut is abuzz with animated conversation, good meals are served, teeth are broken on Fried Cryslonite Twinkies and everybody is generally having one heck of a good time.

Suddenly, NullAshton looks wierdly into infinity, lets out a scream and is sucked into an inside-out dimensional gateway. Even the jukebot stops (is that bot still alive btw?) and everybody stares in a quiet menaced way at where NullAshton was sitting a moment earlier.

"Well... I guess that concludes my dimensional weapons test. Time for a visit to the FCB&G. Time for payback..."

Everybody slowly moves their menaced stares away from NA's previous position and moves it menacingly at Strategia, who calmly gets up and leaves.

NullAshton was found, very harassed, and for some reason dressed in only a loincloth, three days later on a small island in the Southern Oglionick Ocean on Paraam V. The primitive Paraamians, who have yet to invent metalworking, picked him up and started worshipping him as a god, until he disappears in a dimensional rupture again several years later and reappears in the Hut just after Strategia walked out.

Everybody fixes their menacing stares on NullAshton again, who has no recollection at all of what happened.

"What?"

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

Hmmmm, I thought I had dimensional stabilizers on me...

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It's a powerful pandimensional weapon. Dimensional stabilizers stabilize only something like fifteen, sixteen dimensions at the same time, max. Pandimensional weapons will still have effect. You should use a pandimensional stabilizer. Then it will taste wonderfully.

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Does transdimensional-technology stabilizers work? That's all they were selling in that last town over.

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Transdimensional? Well, four to six hundred max. You will need an entire new dimension full of those if you want pandimensional stabilization, as there are googolplex to the force of googleplex to the force of googolplex dimensions, and that was only at last count. I may have missed a few quadrillion.