Re: R\'lyeh & Atlantis
 

hate to break it to you but Pasha Mama is so big that it dosnt matter where we direct our 'venom'. Its gona hit her anyway.

Re: R\'lyeh & Atlantis
 

How can you say that? How? HOOOOOOOOWWWWW???? What are you... some teenage redcoat or something?

Re: R\'lyeh & Atlantis
 

I honestly have to say I can't see this "big pasha mama" that you are all talking about. Granted, I have a mountain range separating me from the view to the north. So she can't be THAT big. Unless she's laying down alot, maybe she's full and ate too much?!?

Re: R\'lyeh & Atlantis
 

no, pasha told me shes stomping enemies to lose weight. chances are she put her foot down too hard and got stuck.

Re: R\'lyeh & Atlantis
 

Listen Weener-Clown!!

Pasha Mama don't like you dis'n her about her size. She's been working mighty hard to get the weight issue under control because she wants to slip into her tight hyrda-leather pants and high heeled winged shoes for the psycho party where she tears you to pieces and feeds you to her attack poodle, Sunshine. She'll be a flyin’, leather-pants wearin’, topless BIG Pasha Mama droppin’ hard onto yo’ head. BOOOM! BAMM! SMUSH!!! Trust me. You'll feel the GRAVITY of the moment.

You should know that our spy network stole one of your socks, and Sunshine’s been sniffing it. Yup. He knows your scent now. Sniff sniff! He keeps the sock under his little satin cushion. When he gets close and catches your scent, BOOM, he’ll bolt for your ankle... ZAMM!!!! K'POW!!!! His poisonous teeth will sink at least a whole 0.5 cm into your doomed flesh. Zowie! That will sting!

MMMPA, Babe! MMMPA!

Pasha

Re: R\'lyeh & Atlantis
 

Please, refrain from conjuring disturbing images of fat, flying topless women landing on me.
PS: sorry if i cause offence mama, its only pasha i hate (lets make fun of pasha weight problem http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif)

on a side note, weeners dont wear socks http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

Re: R\'lyeh & Atlantis
 

Oh no! Whose sock is that then? [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Cold.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Cold.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Cold.gif[/img]

Re: R\'lyeh & Atlantis
 

Weeners don't wear socks? Not even rubber ones? That's dangerous!

Sorry to hear about Alneyan's misfortune. I would have so liked to take him out myself http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Re: R\'lyeh & Atlantis
 

no, my allmighty weener is a bit too large (and amphibious) to make use of any form of sock. it could be the sock that Jurris wyrm sleeps in (hmm, the 2 underwater pretenders=wyrm+weener)

Turn 19
 

Turn 19 is out.

Deadline is Monday, June 5 at 9:00 pm EST.

Pasha