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Grom will come back, but he will never swing the Hammer of the Forge Lord.

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I think of Pet Cemetery when I imagine how Grom will return.

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Or Kill Bill 2.

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So what you guys are saying is that there is no love lost at River of Lost Love (38)? More love will not be lost there soon enough -- my elephants will be leveling that province so that nothing taller than an anthill will be left standing.

This is the great advantage Nararaja has over most would-be gods -- he can lose two arms and still wield more weapons than the typical mortal. By the sound of it, I had better start outfitting him with every regenerative magic item I can forge for the coming battles with the Trollish butchers of the East!

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The beacon fires of Ulm are lit! All nations who oppose tyranny and stinkiness http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/Sick.gif should ride to our aid.

Malaranthus has wiped Ulm's innocent Northern cartographic expedition off the face of Urapara, beat Grom back into a pile of rust, blinded, feebleminded, then killed Aldaron and now approaches to assail our homelands. The Hall of Fame is littered with Ulmish heroes fallen to his powerful sorcery.

Should Ulm no longer be able to hold this foul usurper at bay, beware Urapara!

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It's all lies, we say! Truth is, Ulm will very soon complete their total conquest of Arcoscephale and Shinuyama will fall soon after. At first they send in their allies to weaken us then follow up with their own forces to take the lands for themselves. We just hope that the remaining free nations of Urapara will see the ulmish empire for what it really is before it is too late.

Arcoscephale, we won't forget you!

Praise Malaranthus!

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This whole crew deserves an award for RP effort.

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Nations of Urapara -
Remember the devil's greatest trick was to convince the world he doesn't exist - yet notice the foul smell emanating from Shinuyama. Who wants a world with bloated trolls running around stinking up the place? If only Ulm had the magical power to post a screenshot, you would see the ludicrous ratio of Ulmish to Shinuyaman casualties in every battle with Shin.

But look to the Hall of Fame, for it does not lie - soon your pretenders and prophets' heads will likely adorn Malaranthus' collection, alongside the rusty and eyeless heads of Grom and Aldaron.

By the way, Arcos has not fallen and, in fact, Apollonius, just woke up. Ulm predicts he is going to be pissed, especially when the Leaflord sees how his priests have been running the place. Whoever forgot to feed the elephants before setting off to invade Ulm better hide!

Hopefully though Apollonius will shake off the shackles of Shinuyama and restore Arcos to its true glory, for we human-like folk should not fight one another, but stand against the gaseous goblins and slimy sorcerers of the North!!!

Arcosephale, we forgive you!



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cleveland:

I don't think anyone can wish for Armageddon yet...

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The Bandars can vouch for this great odorous stench emanating from the general direction of Shinuyama lands. For two months now, our Bandar Nobles have been unable to stop our war elephants from retching, which has been holding up the general obliteration of Fort Love Lost. They have been waiting for an Enormous Cauldron of Pepto-bismol to be delivered to the encampment. It is really very nasty thing to witness.