Re: Former Chat Bar&Grill
 

Approximately 80%, yes. But there's still 20% left of their original selves - no, wait, that's not right. They've kept their original selves, but gained the 80% custard.

And currently they're being shipped to refugee camps for hundreds of thousands of hungering refugees. Ain't I nice to people?

Re: Former Chat Bar&Grill
 

Everybody wins! Except, of course, the B&G patrons.

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

But that's the whole point isn't it.....

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

Yes.

Re: Former Chat Bar&Grill
 

Latest Updates: RD has arrived at a camp in Darfur, the refugees thank him for coming then started eating.

Hmmm..... KanesS anyone?

Re: Former Chat Bar&Grill
 

I hope you payed a ton on shipping for me! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif I only weigh 55kg's, Those refugees are gonna be mighty annoyed at the sheer pitiful rations they're getting http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif Mutiny!

Re: Former Chat Bar&Grill
 

That weight was increased because of the dense custard to matter ratio.

Re: Former Chat Bar&Grill
 

You're 20% yourself (i.e. the 55kgs you describe) and 80% Custard (220kgs extra), which makes you 275kgs. 220kgs of custard is a hell of a lot for starving refugees.

Re: Former Chat Bar&Grill
 

See? Custard to yourself ratio is off.

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What do you mean, "off"? I bought that custard fresh out of the factory! It CAN'T be off yet!

Re: Former Chat Bar&Grill
 

RD tries to contemplate the Idea of what 275kg of custard will do to somebody, He decides it's a mentally un-kind image...

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/Sick.gif

Re: Former Chat Bar&Grill
 

You are now made mostly of super-dense custard.

Ashton takes a bit of custard off of Deadstar and tastes it.

Mmm, yummy!

Re: Former Chat Bar&Grill
 

*SJ activates an SEP field around the B&G, ignores NA and his cronies, and orders another brew.

Re: Former Chat Bar&Grill
 

*sigh*

custardian puke is shipped off into space, and taken to a far away galaxy where he is served as exotic food and consumed.

in an astonishing coincidence, one of the wormholes his exotic-food-transport passed through led to a parallel dimension. The eatery that he is delivered to is The Phongs Head Bar and Grill (which DG made a nice picture of, but the Image Gallery is down and I can't find it elsewhere) in orbit of a distant star.

the person that consumes the exotic custardian is Mac and, when he realizes what foul putresence he has just quaffed, he vomits. and thus puke is reborn in this alternate reality, with all his old comrades.

and no one here has ever heard of won-ton violence. now stop trying to kill our thread.

Re: Former Chat Bar&Grill
 

NEVER!!!!! WE WILL TRIUMPH!!!!!

and RD, YOU are 275kgs..... the CUSTARD itself is 220kgs.

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

We're not trying to kill it, just trying to destroy the B&G, and take it as our own.

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

Great. you have the bar and grill. all the patrons are custard. you won.

were now over here in another reality where you DONT EXIST.
get off our thread, you HOSERS.

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

As long as there is a B&G anywhere, we shall take it over.

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

My friends and patrons of the alternate-dimension Bar and Grill. I should inform you that there is a hostile entity in another universe that might try to come here and ruin our fun.

You can prevent him from existing, by using this link

Ignore Ashton

or clicking on his Forum Handle to view his profile, and using the IGNORE THIS USER option. I highly encourage you to do so.

Also, feel free to do this to me, if you tire of my witless banter. And email a moderator to ask them to enable you to moderate me to a 1.

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

What the heck does moderate me to a 1 mean?

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

The ignoring feature is a bit lacking though: you still see that the ignored user has posted, so you may still feel the urge of checking out what they did post. I require the power to fully ignore someone... and, incidentally, the power of highlight specific posts, such as Puke's (I belonged to the nasty folks who moderated up with a five. Had you asked me to give you a five, I would have made an effort. I guess).

Moderating Puke with a 1 merely meant giving him a rating of one, back in the days when you could rate users. I believe Puke used this phrase so that users vexer with him would thus show their annoyance, but it didn't quite work out. There is now a revival movement for that tradition, despite any technical difficulties that might arise.

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

Oh... So its a user ranking?

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

you %^&*er!

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Or is 1 the highest ranking?

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

http://www.lordexecutron.com/dale/im...andom/kosh.jpg

Something i just threw together in photoshop, If you don't get the hint then please submit your financial details to a Nigerian Hoax E-mail. Let's not ruin this community for the rest of people!

We asked politely, Now get outta this thread if you don't want to play along. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/yawn.gif

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED!

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

Frankly, I'm not surprised that people are always blocking you on IRC too.

You're a good guy, but you need to learn how to play well with others.

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

How about we just get the rights to all of your food recipies?

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

schaBANG!

check out my new avatar. rated half star out of four. thats even BETTER than one out of five. and my this thread feels nice with Ashton on ignore...

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

The much sought after David Gervais rendering of the Cantina:

http://www.shrapnelcommunity.com/thr...%20Cantina.jpg

Note that clicking on the image will send you to the full sized copy.

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

Unfortunately they would do no good.
Between you and Ultima, you kave killed the WV. Drowned it in Instant-messaging style posts between the two of you.

To paraphrase Monty Python, that thread is definitely deceased!

Its really too bad.

*SJ raises a glass*
A toast, to the memory of the early Won-Ton, and all of its lost potential.

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

hey Fyron, that is a great pick of the old place, really cool looking and you can even see old Barry out there http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

an irate Barry bursts through the door of the cantina, outfitted with his red valet jacket and innumerable teeth. with a roar, he inquires as to exactly where puke parked, and why he didnt tip the staff.

desperatly backpeddaling, puke explains that he was shipped in as custard by a dimension-hopping transport, and that he has no ship as he was recently regergitated by a dis-satisfied custard-ingesting Mac.

Barry has none of it though, and makes as if to be using the teeth next. To puke's dismay, he has no pockets nor credits, and not even a tab in this incarnation of the Bar and Grill! "Defend me, my minions!" orders puke to his Gherkin army.

But to puke's chargin, he has no gherkins in this incarnation. Barry afixes a napkin to the collar of his valet jacket, and begins closing in with a fork and knife...

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Um, hey Barry. Eating that might not be healthy, you know.
Dimension-hoppers have a nasty habit of being inedible or toxic.

Tell you what, I've got a pair of Thor class fighters in the hold of my ship... Park one for Puke, there and keep the other as a tip.

*SJ then turns and shouts into the air*
"Now we're even, Barf! Stop with the trans-dimensional collect calls already!"

MultiDimensional B&G/Cantina thread
 

Hey, I play along..... remember the Custard Bomb? It's only Ashton who's going slightly (yeah, right) mad.

As Barry the T-Rex steps outside, he finds a rather large warship with rather nasty-looking guns pointed at a rather terrified dinosaur (Barry). Suddenly, the guns start blazing.

Barry returns to the interior of the Cantina, tail drooping, covered in custard, half-melted chocolate and whipped cream.

Re: MultiDimensional B&G/Cantina thread
 

From now on, my ships will be mounted with pie cannons.

Re: MultiDimensional B&G/Cantina thread
 

Pie cannons, chocolate sauce launchers, applesauce torpedoes, cream seekers..... you name it, I can provide it. For free! And you get a FREE install and maintenance! And don't forget the ammo!..... your troops will love you!

Re: MultiDimensional B&G/Cantina thread
 

Do they have meat sauce launchers?

Re: MultiDimensional B&G/Cantina thread
 

if i have to scroll through half a page of ignored posts from those two jokers every time i post here, im joing to just stop coming.

then i guess they won. can we lock them out of this thread, or something?

edit: jackasses, if you have not noticed, our posts are along the lines of "i poke you in the eye, you slap me with a fish." YOUR posts are all along the lines of "i've blown up your playground, now you cant play there anymore." Take your ball and go home.

Re: MultiDimensional B&G/Cantina thread
 

As Puke enters the B&G, ranting at the two Joint Chiefs there present, nobody notices a small clone minion approach in the shadows.

The clone quietly sneaks up on Puke and, from behind, thrusts a rather large bunch of half-rotting Rigelian stinkfish into the slimy "body" in front of him. Knowing his task is done and his life is over, the clone jumps in after it.

Puke looks puzzled as to what has just entered his slimy..... well, the best way to describe it is "his slimy biggest blob of unidentified matter".

"And who are you to judge us by past mistakes? We learn, well at least I learn. As for Ashton, I don't know."

Re: MultiDimensional B&G/Cantina thread
 

Random cartoon violence for no good reason is not encouraged. Being an outsider and pushing it on the regulars is worse.

Just imagine if you had walked into a foreign bar and pulled the verbal equivalent of these shenanigans. The old regulars can curse each other in a friendly way because they're friends. If you start spouting off to them, you'll quickly end up in the hospital.

You gotta ease into things, man. Mellow out, and don't try to arms race into insanity. Let go of the ego, and be ready to accept defeat graciously.
Especially you, Ashton.
The more you try to force your way to the top, the less people will like you. Accepting defeat will have the opposite effect.

PS:
Even I am not really an insider yet. But I'm smart enough to know that I should keep my head down, help where I can, and enjoy the free food that occasionally gets thrown around.

PPS:
Where is that giant birthday cake I ordered for Captain Kwok?
The FBW inside can't hold her breath forever.

Re: MultiDimensional B&G/Cantina thread
 

What about random cartoon violence because this is what this thread is about?

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

Oh stuff it you big guns fanatic. Get your ships and troops away from here, return to the Won-Ton and let's call it a day. I'll be drawing up a (REAL) peace treaty soon, whether you and Mr. Huxtable agree or not.

The Official Peace Treaty between the B&G and Hut
 

Hereby I give you the terms of peace between the B&G and the Hut. I will most certainly abide by these terms, regardless of whoever does and doesn't abide by them.

Re: The Official Peace Treaty between the B&G and
 

I'll cease hostilities as well.

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puke vomits on the document.

"what? thats how i sign things! that means i like it, really!"

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

peace, it is. have a gherkin, the ones in this jar dont seem to be sentient.

Re: The Official Peace Treaty between the B&G
 

Have any chocolate icecream?

Peace At Last!!!!!
 

Eewww..... gherkins with chocolate ice cream? Ashton, you're repulsive!

I am glad we could work out our differences. Anyone want some of this Fried Won-Ton Violence that I brought over to celebrate?

Re: Peace At Last!!!!!
 

Ignore the chocolate ice cream... I'll just bring some of my chicken aboard.

Peace At Last!!!!!
 

Eewww! Gherkins with chocolate ice cream and chicken?!?