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mac5732 September 17th, 2002 04:45 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
In regards to El Tigga the spurlous and Gryphin the unknown, age is a tireless remedy in which man rejoices in the furtherance of knowledge as he contemplates life's wonders, as one continues to improve upon one's wonderment of expirating the expansion of his facilities. Remember age catchs all of us, and as I seem to recall one of you just had a birthday and the other is aging more this week, thus you both are catching up to me http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Mac walks into the cantina and is surrounded by his Liz Hurly look a likes who indulge in momentous hugs and smooches upon his wonderous body http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif After a brief respite, Mac walks over to the cream pie condensing gravaton beam inoculator, puts in his quarter, drags the hose over to the office door and knocks. Mac hears the pitter patter of what could only be puddy tat paws upon the floor. Mac backs up and waits for the door to open, slowly it opens and there in all his unimaginative self induced Glory is the "KAT". Mac aims and completely engulfs the wiley old feline in a stream of ooeeyy gooeey sticky cream pie filling. Mac sprays the nozzle up and down so not to miss one furry hair upon said Tigga's countenance. The Tigga lets out a curling scream which is silenced by more cream pie filling.... Mac Turns off the pie inducer, disconnects his colostemy bag from his anatamy and proceeds to empty the contents onto the tall, crreamy looking ice cream cone standing in the doorway. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif At this point the sounds emitting from said statue is more then can be printed on these pages. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif Mac walks back puts away the pie dispenser, walks over to where the Gryphin is sitting, at which time, Barry comes over (after being paid with a Gryphin Clone), who in turn picks up the old Gryphin and proceeds to deposit his torso upon the Rose bushes outside the cantina window. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

In regards to what the US has given the rest of the world. It has given them someone they can all hate... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif thus they have united the world where no one else has ever done. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Mephisto, good to see your still around, have a brewski on Saxon's tab, Taz, fill him up....

just some ideas Mac

[ September 17, 2002, 03:48: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

Taz-in-Space September 17th, 2002 06:18 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
...Taz, lurking as usual behind the bar, sees that some cartoon mayhem is now just beginning,
but first a few chores.

Sachmo, here's your ruben sandwich. Just don't ask where the spicy mustard came from. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

RD, here's your NON-alcoholic drink...never touch that stuff myself http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[K126]Mephisto, MAC asked me to: "Mephisto ... have a brewski on Saxon's tab, Taz, fill him up...." I'm guessing that the K126 part is for
King-sized 126 Liter capacity. So I have hooked you up onto the High Flowrate booze dispenser system! (Ka-ching ... Ka-ching ... Ka-ching)
Let me know when you've had enough http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif

OK, let the cartoon mayhem commence http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif ...

Growltigga September 17th, 2002 09:26 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
GT: regardless of what America has given the world, remember who gave America to the world...

Being a closet naval historian, I have no need to look at the history books. Who gave America to the world? the French and Spanish did. Rationale? Britian lost what you term the War of Independance primarily due to the lack of forces it could commit given that we were fighting France and Spain on the continent. By the standards of the continental powers, the American forces were small and untrained (at least at the start) and had Britain been able to commit more troops, the result would have been undoubtedly different.

Keep in mind that most of the attempts to rest Canada from the English came during 'quiet' times in Europe, we could commit and that is why Canada never left the empire until independance was granted.

Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, and all the rest.

I'll agree with you there, Tiggas like nothing better than playing with a mouse or a FBW to the sounds of Beethoven's Ninth, 4th movement, "Ode to Joy"

Growltigga September 17th, 2002 09:35 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
The cantina is shrouded in silence. All patrons are looking at Mac and naturally, a space is beginning to open up around him.

The silence is broken by the sound of a high powered shower being turned on, seconds later, a cat-;ike voice singing a rousing rendition of "I'm too sexy" can be heard through the walls as do the sounds of a heroic muscular growltigga being scrubbed down by some adoring FBW's.

All goes silent, beads of sweat appear on Mac's wrinkled and smelly brow..

The door to the office opens and Liz Hurley herself appears dressed in the slinkiest of lycra numbers, Mac is aboput to explode especially when Liz comes over to him, gets him to sit down and dances in his lap, the old boy is really in a state of extreme excitement and flux....

Mac is sitting in his chair, drooling as Liz moves to one side, just in time to see Growltigga press the 'green' button, a large treetrunk comes swinging down out of the roof of the cantina and hits Mac right in the happy sacks

As Mac is writhing on the floor in a private world of pain, Growltigga picks him up and nails him to the wall of the cantina. Unfortunately, Growltigga nails him to the wall by application of a hilti gun to Mac's private bits

dogscoff September 17th, 2002 10:23 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Back...

Been to Amsterdam for the weekend. Everyone head on over to the "Tigg-scoff bithday party" thread for a slice of cake...

Growltigga September 17th, 2002 10:38 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
I do believe happy birthday greetings are in order to you Dogscoff

Happy birthday.

As a gift, I hereby relax the prohibition on middle management operating battlemoon class vessels.

How was Amsterdam? what did you get up to (dare I ask?)

dogscoff September 17th, 2002 10:50 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Thanks 'Tig.

*Dogscoff has his battlemoon brought into close orbit. It begins charging up it's planet-buster, ready to provide a truly momentous finale to the birthday party's lightshow.

Amsterdam was very cool. I went with my gfriend and two drinking buddies I went to uni with. Actually we didn't partake of the over-commercialised vices on display in Amsterdam (ie pot, porn & prozzies) but spent the time eating well, drinking local beers and even visiting a museum or two. *shock*. Went to the Anne Frank house, the "Heineken Experience" (A really good laugh, and your 7.5 Euro ticket includes you a pint and a half of the fizzy stuff and a beer glass to take home) and the Van gogh gallery. I have to say I was more impressed by the builiding than the paintings. Oh, also visited the "Sex museum", which has a truly hilarious collection of antique victorian porn photos, featuring men in outrageous moustaches boffing uninterested ladies. Well worth a visit, it's completely hysterical.

All in all, a bloody good weekend, although it seems to have cost way more than it should have.

[ September 17, 2002, 09:52: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

Growltigga September 17th, 2002 11:04 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Yeah, I have been to the sex museum, I just couldn't believe that they DID THAT SORT OF THING in the twenties, especially given the girls all were in that daft 'Flapper (or is that slapper?)' fashion and as you say, some of the daftest moustaches in the world's history were on display

I recall eating very well in Amsterdam as well.

Some good bars too

Growltigga September 17th, 2002 02:15 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Just emphasising my interest and dont worry, the tigga outfit is easily detachable, I was, after all, born ready

Gryphin September 17th, 2002 02:36 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Ok, the Brave KAT Tigga has vollunteered. Who else?
doscuff? Saxon? TerranC, any other brave souls out there?

Mephisto September 17th, 2002 03:51 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:
Let me know when you've had enough http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Talking about alcoholic intoxication, eh? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif
Now back to hell while beeing so druuuuuuuuuuunk! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Growltigga September 17th, 2002 04:10 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Hee hee, get Mephisto involved whilst he is absolutely bladderoonied.

He will no doubt be able to srot out at least 20 of the FBWs with his famed teutonic efficiency!

mac5732 September 17th, 2002 06:00 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
I most graciously volunteer as I have always looked foreward to enhancing my scientific research into the wonders of the galaxy and this looks most promising. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Mac who was hiding in the far west cornor of the cantina, looks over at the stapled Mac on the wall, chuckles to himself, pulls out a small black box with red buttons, points it at the strung up mac and pushes the button. The nailed Mac on the wall begins to wiggle and gyrate and then.. poof... the outer anatamy falls away from the poor individual on the wall and presto, the outside mac was only a covering, a falsad, underneathe was the real individual, and revealed to all the members, now stapled to the wall by his un-mentionables was a disguised TIGGA CLONE. The "KAT" stapled a clone of himself to the wall, http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif A most hidious shreeeekkkk rents the air from the direction of the creamy, sticky covered furry feline, his surrounding FBW also now drop their fake outer disquises and reveal that they are infact not FBW at all but.. Translvainian orks from the outer mountains who's favorite cuisine is RAW TIGGA MEAT..... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif , The sticky feline is immediatly picked up by the orks and carried into the inner office slamming the door behind them.... Undescribable noises are heard coming from within... Mac, smiling, puts away his box, and goes into the inner sanctum to contemplate on the whatfors of air fresheners and the tidy bowl diety... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

just some ideas Mac

sachmo September 17th, 2002 06:10 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
No one GAVE America to the world...first we shook off the yoke of tyranny, took a few fumbling steps, had some internal struggles, and then we stepped into everyones face and screamed "LOOK OUT WORLD! We ARE the UGLY AMERICANS!" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

However, if George Washington could have had his way, you wouldn't have heard a peep from us. Wouldn't that be nice? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

mac5732 September 17th, 2002 07:06 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
If it wasn't for us "UGLY AMERICANS", who would the world have to kick around, be jealous of or hate http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

it would be boring place http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

DirectorTsaarx September 17th, 2002 07:14 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sachmo:
No one GAVE America to the world...first we shook off the yoke of tyranny, took a few fumbling steps, had some internal struggles, and then we stepped into everyones face and screamed "LOOK OUT WORLD! We ARE the UGLY AMERICANS!" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

However, if George Washington could have had his way, you wouldn't have heard a peep from us. Wouldn't that be nice? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well, technically, most of us Americans are descended from people who got kicked out of all the other countries. (Obviously, this doesn't include those of full "Native American" blood, but that's a completely different story altogether). So, in reality, the rest of the "civilized" world "gave" us America by sending all their misfits over here. A tradition that has continued to the present day. After all, the Statue of Liberty asks for "your poor, your downtrodden, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free", not "your rich, educated, pampered select few" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif . Georgia even started as a penal colony (of course, so did Australia, but I'll leave THAT discussion for our Aussie members http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif ).

Timstone September 17th, 2002 07:16 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Jealous?! At you Americans?! Not in my livetime (wich is going to be very long).
Pff... shook of the yoke of tyranny, how heroic. NOT!
See, that's what I hate about the French, the Americans and all those other "super" important countries around the world. Yuck!
I know, now you are all going to spit some foul language in my direction about being jealous that my country isn't that important or that the Dutch are hideous people. Well, go ahead, spit your best! We can take it.

P.S. we are very importnat for our part of Europe, afterall we have the BIGGEST PORT IN THE WORLD! Yeah!

Timstone September 17th, 2002 07:17 PM

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Yo, DirectorTsaarx, you are the man! Way to go!

Growltigga September 17th, 2002 07:38 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Director Tsaarx, the fundamental difference is that world LIKES Australians

Timstone September 17th, 2002 07:53 PM

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hahaha... yeah! Go Aussies!

dogscoff September 17th, 2002 07:56 PM

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Quote:

Director Tsaarx, the fundamental difference is that world LIKES Australians
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Especially Kylie Minogue.

Mmmmm.... Kylie...

DirectorTsaarx September 17th, 2002 08:01 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Growltigga:
Director Tsaarx, the fundamental difference is that world LIKES Australians
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Really? I thought you Brits despised Aussies. I'm pretty sure they're not terribly fond of you http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif .

sachmo September 17th, 2002 08:23 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Timstone:
Jealous?! At you Americans?! Not in my livetime (wich is going to be very long).
Pff... shook of the yoke of tyranny, how heroic. NOT!
See, that's what I hate about the French, the Americans and all those other "super" important countries around the world. Yuck!
I know, now you are all going to spit some foul language in my direction about being jealous that my country isn't that important or that the Dutch are hideous people. Well, go ahead, spit your best! We can take it.

P.S. we are very importnat for our part of Europe, afterall we have the BIGGEST PORT IN THE WORLD! Yeah!

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Nope...no profanity for you, even if you are from Pampercity. (hehe)
I don't know many Dutch people, so I won't say they are hideous, but the girls that I know who are of Dutch decent are nice and warm...
It doesn't surprise me that you don't like America...not many people who live outside of our borders seem to these days. Actually, not many people who live INSIDE our borders seem to, either. Maybe we have outlived our usefulness...unless some big, mean, nasty enemy appears! Then everyone loves us!

Timstone September 17th, 2002 09:14 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sachmo:
[QB]It doesn't surprise me that you don't like America...not many people who live outside of our borders seem to these days. Actually, not many people who live INSIDE our borders seem to, either.[QB]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hahaha...

Quote:

Originally posted by sachmo:
[QB]Maybe we have outlived our usefulness...unless some big, mean, nasty enemy appears! Then everyone loves us![QB]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah, sure. The rest of the world can't take care of itself. Okay, you're right about the UN, they SUCK BIGTIME. All those useless conversations. No words, but deeds I say! I know that's a bit more easily said than done, but it still encompasses nicely the general feeling about the whole situation. In that way I like the aproach of the yanks. First we do then we talk... or anything in that direction.

mac5732 September 17th, 2002 09:26 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Ahhh Timstone, if you are into history, you will see that all those countries that were Top Dog at one time or another were all hated, despised or involved jealousy from all the other countries at the time. This included
England, France, Spain, Switzerland, Russia, Portugal, Austira-Hungry, Poland, Germany, and others, including the DUTCH at one time. Now its the US's turn. So history repeats, only the country changes... It happens,

What everyone should do is just play SE4 and enjoy themselves. If a country or two has a gripe, they square off in a SE4 tournament to dtermine the winner, I'm sure Geo or Tesco would set one up for them... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif The losers end up with Growltigga running their countries for say, 2 or 3 yrs... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif that way they would think twice before they gripe.........

just some ideas mac

sachmo September 17th, 2002 09:30 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Yup, I wish that were the way it was. I wish that my government wouldn't go and stick it's nose into every nook and cranny that rears it's ugly head. Maybe if we didn't, we wouldn't have to worry about people flying planes into buildings. However, what would the world look like? I hope it was (or is?) worth it, because we are paying for it. You may love us or hate us, but nothing comes for free.

Raging Deadstar September 17th, 2002 09:52 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Lol yeah mac, but who'd want anyone else running their country after GT got hold of it! Imagine the unifroms he'd make women wear, then he'd hide this blatant abuse of power by giving them more rights and stuff...

Actually if a country becomes top dog they are always exploitiing everyone, so no wonder everyone despises america right now. Any way Bush is a bit too trigger happy with that big red nuke button

Gryphin September 18th, 2002 01:20 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Hey, I thought I was going to get to demonstrate the Gryphin Positon at the party!.

TerranC September 18th, 2002 01:23 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sachmo:
Yup, I wish that were the way it was. I wish that my government wouldn't go and stick it's nose into every nook and cranny that rears it's ugly head. Maybe if we didn't, we wouldn't have to worry about people flying planes into buildings. However, what would the world look like? I hope it was (or is?) worth it, because we are paying for it. You may love us or hate us, but nothing comes for free.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">If the American Military had demobiled and disbanded like it did in world war 1, probably the soviets would have taken their power to all of europe, Except the British isles, nothern africa, and to all of asia, including japan.

Communism *Soviet war communism* would have engulfed most of the world, and by the time America mobiled it's troops, most of the world would have been under the red curtain.

And then USA would fall under Communism with the subsequent trade blocks...

Growltigga September 18th, 2002 01:25 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Gryphin, you are

Why do you think 74 of our finest FBW are olied up to the hilt and currently wrestling in the honesy pit?

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Gryphin September 18th, 2002 01:48 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
74 FBWs? some Liz Hurly look a likes?
Um, Could I have some help? Any volunteers?

Growltigga September 18th, 2002 01:49 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

Gryphin September 18th, 2002 01:57 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Um, 26 "ME"s, is that 26 vollunteers, are you preparing to sing or just want to emphasize your interest?
You will have to remove your outfit.

Growltigga September 18th, 2002 09:58 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
but who'd want anyone else running their country after GT got hold of it! Imagine the unifroms he'd make women wear, then he'd hide this blatant abuse of power by giving them more rights and stuff...

Not sure if this is my first vote or libel actually?!

Growltigga for Il Duce, Growltigga for Generalissimo, Growltigga for King...

..and I would not abuse the fairer sex in any way whatsoever (unless they wanted me to)

Timstone September 18th, 2002 10:38 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Yes, more good ideas from Mac! Hmm... maybe wisdom does come with the years.

Growltigga September 18th, 2002 10:49 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
The losers end up with Growltigga running their countries for say, 2 or 3 yrs... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif that way they would think twice before they gripe.........

Aha, how much do you think I could embezzle in a 2 year period? how much taking-advantage of the cream of a country's womanhood could I do in a couple of years? how much social reform could I get through in 2 years? how much injustice could I right in a couple of years?

I like this idea, I like it a lot

Growltigga for UN General Secretary, Growltigga for World Leader!

Timstone September 18th, 2002 11:07 AM

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All hail to Growltigga! Hahaha... ROTFLMAO!!

[ September 18, 2002, 10:08: Message edited by: Timstone ]

tesco samoa September 18th, 2002 02:31 PM

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http://www.theonion.com/onion3834/bu...ds_troops.html

Trajan September 18th, 2002 04:50 PM

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Trajan stalks into the Cantina, after having endured three days of his new personna non-grata postion with his company.

Taz --- I'll have three fingers of scotch -- please.

Where is the nearest dark booth where I can sit quietly and ponder the consequences of "harming" my boss.

On a more cheery note... I am sorry to have missed the GT-Scoff party. Maybe I will wander over there and see if I can find a happier place to be.

Anyone have an extra FBW for this married guy?

CHeers!
Trajan

Growltigga September 18th, 2002 05:37 PM

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Trajan, the party goes onto to midnight UK time tonight

at that point, any FBW who havn't already been, ahem, worn out, are yours for the taking

CNCRaymond September 19th, 2002 02:23 AM

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Happy Bithday PCP. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

CNCRaymond September 19th, 2002 02:25 AM

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Funny, I thought he vowed to hunt down these hackers and make them pay for this new computer virus. Then again, I could be mistaken. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Taz-in-Space September 19th, 2002 05:39 AM

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Quote:

Growltigga for World Leader!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well GT, It looks like SJ should have that job by now...4000+ Posts. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Trajan, having trouble holding the scotch in three fingers. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif
How about I just give you the whole bottle? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

Timstone September 19th, 2002 11:47 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
[quote]Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:
Quote:

Trajan, having trouble holding the scotch in three fingers. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif
How about I just give you the whole bottle? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Tazmanian Devils are not the smartes of spiecies on this Earth... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Trajan September 19th, 2002 03:34 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
I will gladly take the whole bottle of scotch, since I expect that today will be as boring and frustrating as the past 3 days.

Thanks! Taz.

Cheers!
Trajan

SNORTpigga September 19th, 2002 11:59 PM

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TYs for sale! Cute little TYs.
Get your TY tiggas! Ty Taz! TY Pigga has wings!
Assume the position and get your TY griffen!!!

Taz-in-Space September 20th, 2002 07:25 AM

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Quote:

Tazmanian Devils are not the smartes of spiecies on this Earth...
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">When over half of your body mass is a mouth full of razer sharp teeth http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif and you can eat a moose in a single gulp http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif , who needs to be smart? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

A TY Taz? Sure to be a top seller! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif Ummm, where is: Below the center of the earth? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif

[ September 20, 2002, 06:27: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]

Growltigga September 20th, 2002 09:54 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
what does "TY" mean?

anyone selling TY Tiggas is going to get their legs bitten off

Atrocities September 20th, 2002 10:26 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Thanks CNC. T'waz a nice Birthday. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[ September 20, 2002, 09:27: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

Growltigga September 20th, 2002 06:20 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
HUMOUROUS BUT TRUE EXCUSE TIME, HUMOUROUS BUT TRUE EXCUSE TIME

Fellow cantina patrons, I am now back in dear old Blighty and am intending to spend a few days off with the current Mrs GT in order to do some extreme expensive damage limitation.

I will be out of touch for those days as my modem on Nicole my PC at home is out of order.

"Why is your modem out of order on Nicole?" I hear you ask.

Right, listen to this, it is completely true.

My brother Steve has been staying at my house whilst I was in Malaysia. Steve is a nice guy, 39 years old, 6 foot 7 tall and weighs in at about 23 stone of which none is fat (he runs, weight trains and kickboxes). He also has a beard and braids it. He is a bit of a biker really.

I digress. Steve has been staying and one night goes out with some friends and proceeds to get awfully drunk indeed. The current Mrs GT puts him to bed. In the middle of the night, a drunken confused Steve wakes up needing a wee wee having quaffed numerous pints of Scruttocks Old Dirigible and other ales. He staggers out of the bedroom in the dark, turns left and left again instead of left and then right and instead of one of the two bathrooms, he walks into my study and proceeds to urinate all over Nicole, thinking that the tower system is in fact armitage shanks' finest porcelain receptable..

Luckily, only the modem is out of action. Everything else seems to have survived if smelling a little bit like Mac

[ September 20, 2002, 17:29: Message edited by: Growltigga ]


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