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Ok, so lets talk about iguanas! Anyone want some?

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Iguana, now there some quality animal....you got them in bulk?

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I've got a job lot of Komodo Dragons going cheap. A quick conversion, shortening legs, a respray and making good all in, only £500 each.

Or 10 for Four Grand if you'll pick 'em up yourself.

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It's a single player game that is down to only me and the Kaelons. It kinda helps to have 27 sphere worlds to make that much income.

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I want to return my parrot!

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I'm sorry sold as seen. I could do you a part exchange on a sperm whale, but even then I'm cutting my own throat.

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It's a dead parrot! It has ceased to be, it is no more, it has gone to swim with the fishes, IT IS AN EX-PARROT!!!!

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It's pining for the Fjords. I could do you a nice minature Fjord to put in the cage with it, it's a very sensitive bird the Norwegian Blue.

If all else fails try renaming yourself 'Sven'. That always helps relieve their pining by remining them of Norway.

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Wow, I thought I was bad. You've got the whole bloody series memorized, don't you?

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What series?

This is what you call a one-track mind: http://www.drunkduck.com/Culture_Shock/