The Giants are restless
 

The great Giants of Niefelheim have been couped up in their labs for many months, and have grown restless for adventure. At this very moment, they are sharpening their weapons and gathering their supplies to prepare for a march on Ermor.

Ermor is clearly a worthy adversary, and we expect that they will provide considerably more resistance than the docile pale ones. Nevertheless, our warriors would much rather die in glorious battle than to whither in old age in some dank and dusty lab.

T\'ien Chi is back from his heavenly meetings
 

Master Kardash has returned from Beaurocracy Hell and will be able to attend to his dominion much more efficiently.

After many hours of meetings with his advisors he has determined that information technology shall be banned within the realm. Standardization is the work of the devils and orderly workflows are much overrated, turmoil shall be the order of the day. Beer and virgins shall be dispensed amongst the realm, hopefully drawing out the random maenead.

Finally he gives thanks to his air mages for the early flight home, just in time to avoid missing his anniversary with the Empress.

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lol Sounds like somebody had an "Office Space" day. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

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We need to talk about your TPS reports.

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My sea dogs ate them

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Yeah well, did you get the memo? All TPS reports are requiring a Sea Dog proof cover sheet. If you could start using the cover sheet, that would be great, thanks Peter.

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Master Kardash summons Red Stapler of building incineration





oops

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The Yomi's demons are bored too. They are growing and there is no more to eat. They're starting to stare at the properous ermorian empire with envy.

A Yomi's slave human legist told them that there is NAP with three month warning between them and Ermor. *Sliiing !* The head of the legist rolled on the ground... Then our prophet claimed :

"Ermor we put an end at this truce ! We respect though our previous pact. Therefore you have three months to prepare yourself for WAR ! We'll send our demons hordes in the middle of winter of the year three of ascension war !"

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Just joined a random game, nice setup for a status page

http://valhalla.omni-forums.net/stat...p?game=Newbies

Clueless on HTML, so not sure how difficult it is to implement

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Seems that the pattern for the unable to connect is that one has to be currently connected, or attempting to connect before the other gets through. Foodstamps trick was to have one attempt at connection then immediately follow up with another attempt.

I also notice that on those occassions where I was able to connect on the first try was when someone else was connected.