Re: Rock the Cradle--Noob Only! (RUNNING)
 

Aha I (Arco) found BandarLog!

LET THE BATTLE OF THE LUCKY ETHEREAL BODIED FLYING ELEPHANTS ENSUE!

Re: Rock the Cradle--Noob Only! (RUNNING)
 

hmmm, tecnically I found you I reckon.

you really want to try out the elephants? I seem to recall a recipe for hummus that features puree of hoplite...

Re: Rock the Cradle--Noob Only! (RUNNING)
 

Does anyone know if the lucky/unlucky events are effected by the scales? For example, if an unlucky event happens in a province with Death 3, is it more likely to involve population loss? As in, the same random event happens like three times already? If not, I think one of you punks is trying to spam me with a ritual, and I will find out who you are. The results will not bode well for your nation's survival.

Re: Rock the Cradle--Noob Only! (RUNNING)
 

I just checked the forum tonight (been super busy with work), and my goodness what a blood thirsty lot is in this game! ;)

Good thing we pangeans are safe in our forests hugging trees....

Also, did anyone want that smell, earth loving hippy we found a few turns ago? The smell of patchouli and tie-dye is really quite horrid....

Re: Rock the Cradle--Noob Only! (RUNNING)
 

I hope you are not talking about me.
While Earth loving does describe my dwarven smiths and they do have Long beards, they are not exactly peace loving or tree hugging ones...

Re: Rock the Cradle--Noob Only! (RUNNING)
 

Korwin:

Dwarves, eh? So THATS why you are so blood thirsty! ;)

Midgets stuck under the ground w/ no sun, hangovers from the night before, and yer women folk sporting full beards.... Yes, I'd be grumpy too!

Tell you what, my main satyr, Fabio, just scored a few dozen more hot looking maenads, so I'll send you one to cheer you up along w/ a small stool to you can look her in the eye. ;)

With love,
Pangaea

Re: Rock the Cradle--Noob Only! (RUNNING)
 

Well look out. You know how those crazy Inqusitory are when they see naked women.
Awfully fast with burning on the stake they are.

Re: Rock the Cradle--Noob Only! (RUNNING)
 

the bravado is flying thick and fast :D. I reckon thats a good sign

Re: Rock the Cradle--Noob Only! (RUNNING)
 

Or you could just piss off. I'm not even sure why you are trying to rambo me. Because I tried to capture the same neutral provience as you? What the ****?

If you want to start a pointless war we can do that though? I'm happy to abandon playing for the win this game and just make it '**** abysia right up the ***' if that's what it boils down to.

Re: Rock the Cradle--Noob Only! (RUNNING)
 

Abyssia... Is attacking the oceans? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of fire radiation

Me and Cthulu have been friendly, so don't make me send any elephants down into those waters after you, Abyssia!

...As soon as I figure out how.