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No. Chicken by itself...
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Peace At Last!!!!!
Taz (that is the barkeep here, right), get me a drink. Or, what do they call it here, a "brewski". C'mon people! Let's celebrate! It's peacetime again!
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Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill
Please leave your banner-sig at the door, and avoid spamming posts back and forth.
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Sorry... I'll keep the signature to one per page.
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Power Man peeks in the door.
WHAT Peace has broken out !!! YAE !!! Let us try to mix the foods. How about Tribble wings with Ice cream and chocolate sauce??? Power Man tries a bite. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/Sick.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/Sick.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/Sick.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/Sick.gif Turning a pale green he pukes all over Puke. (Sorry about that Puke.) Giving Puke the bowl. Sorry Puke. You might as well have the rest of this. I know you will like it.. You will eat most ANYTHING. Now I need a Brewski to wash That out of my mouth. |
Odd lingering odor
Things are finally getting back to normal.
*SJ scratches the initials "I" and "F" into the shell of a rotten Cue egg and nonchalantly hides it in the spittoon near the bar entrance on his way to the washroom. |
Re: MultiDimensional B&G/Cantina thread
The wize old one reads in the cantina gazette that Capt. Kwok has a birthday, well, in that case, he calls all the FBWS together and issues instructions..... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif
The FBWs find the old Capt Kwok hiding in the cornor, well, that can't be on ones birthday now can it. Well the young, skimpy clad fillies, proceed to drag the good Capt to center stage. They form a circle around him, SJ and Fyron approach with large buckets of water and proceed to drench the FBWs in their nice see thru t-shirts. The FBWs then proceed to gyrate and dance in very suggestive variations around the good Kwok http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/shock.gif Then as the music builds to a cresendo, one by one the FBWs sit on Kwoks lap and proceed to give the birthdaY boy numerous and most wonderous lap dances that he'll never forget. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/eek.gif As the patrons smile and clap they notice the redness over coming the man of honor, GASP... is it, no it couldn't be, but.. yes... The good Kwok is,.. is.... actually.... no, ..... yes... he's .... BLUSHING...... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif |
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Yes, it's really visible, a red blush on a green alien..... very clear indeed!
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Pie wars!
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Strategia grabs a nearby cake 5 feet in diameter, turns to Ashton and calls his name. When he turns, he's surprised by .5kT of cream and assorted sugarlike objects.
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I hereby create the Movement for the Valorisation of Puke. If you too want to show your appreciate of Puke, download the picture attached to this post and start spreading it around. Puke deserves four stars out of four!
And now I will let my friend and associate RD lecture you on why Puke should get four stars (he is quite good with propaganda actually, and I am feeling lazy. Guess which reason was the more important?). Looks like editing when previewing a post destroys the attachment. |
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Ashton slurps the cream and sugary objects off of him.
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Turin, not normally a "frequenter" of pubs and the like, cautiously peeks his head in the door of the establishment of ill-repute. Noticing the soaking wet scantily clad fillies roaming around with pitchers of brew, he happily takes a seat near the stage and considers changing his entertainment persuits.
"Eeww... what did I just sit in? Is this cake? Aww... it's all over my soord and evrytheen..." |
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RD scribbles down some notes, puts on his Minister of Misinformation uniform and stands at the bar, clearing his throat.
"Why Puke is a Vomitous Pile we Should Support. Well, Needless to say, he’s a sentient pile of vomit capable of self-propulsion, complex thought, appreciation of the finer thing’s in life, speech and somehow able to, despite his rather unseemly form, come across as a far more civilised cultured being than most humans. With a healthy Violent streak found in all successful races. Almost impervious to harm unless his entire form is destroyed, far more skilled at hunting and survival than most species and in his current state enough to challenge even the A-Morph Schlock species. Outstanding achievements for something commonly found after a Kebab and far too many Alcoholic Beverages. As Puke, he is beyond and above the Food Chain! A skilled Ambassador able to disguise his forked tongue in grand machiavellian schemes and machinations, bringing races together from all over the galaxy. (and Not by making someone hold a girls hair back as she calls the Porcelain phone.) The resident Loveable Rogue of the cantina, to date perhaps the most self-depreciating in his replies and certainly up their with Growltigger in creative comebacks and Wit. A formidable opponent in the field of cartoon violence. This may not impress you, and I wish not to further praise the modest man, I'm unaware how his kind express Emabarassment. So I must ask. Could you do the same as a Pile of Sentient Vomit? I think not…" RD get's back on with serving at the bar... (Hope that was ok for a off-the-cuff speech) |
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Agent Zero hangs his head in shame at having been outdone by a puddle of puke. Remorsefully, he aims his Pie Gun at his temple and fires. High velocity custard splatters everywhere.
"Hey, that was actually kinda fun!" Patrons arriving a few mintues later can only stand and stare in bewilderment at the six-foot high pile of custard that's giggling in the corner. |
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Strategia approaches AZ giggling in his pile of custard in the corner.
"Can I try it?" |
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[i]Two holes appear near the top of the custard pile and Agent Zero peers out from his custard fortress. Several attempts are made at communication, all failures (it's hard to talk with a mouth full of custard). The custard pile then shrugs in resignation (if such a thing is possible), and a third hole appears in the pile.
The Pie-Gun Clatters. Patrons entering the Bar are now dismayed to discover that there are now two piles of custard giggling in the corner. |
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That was well done RD; I guess I owe you one now, so I will do my best to repay you the favour at once. Debts are best not kept, as you certainly know. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif
"The Most Incredible Cantina, the Place where all Connoisseurs should go, Have you ever believed your life lacked something, some sort of wildness that would allow you to reach happiness? The Cantina is one such place, and you will certainly not forget your stay within its walls. Have you been looking for an entertaining bar, far different from the mundane places you can find everywhere? The Cantina is one such place, where labels such as "boring" or "commonplace" could not be farther from the truth. You may have been to the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, and found the whole spectacle to be barely worth a yawn. You will be delighted to learn the Cantina hosts the Riders of the Apocalypse, so you will have first hand knowledge of the end of the world. Where those Pangalatic drinks (whose name I have forgotten, as usual. Garglebuster I think) refreshing, but definitively lacking in taste? The brewskies of the Cantina are the finest in the whole universe, and are certainly something to write home about. The Cantina does catter to all tastes: if you would like a more risky ride, you should figure out the following riddle, and yell the answer in the Cantina: "What is the word you obtain if you switch two letters in 'Mushromo'?" Or perhaps you should do that riddle with "Orino" instead, as the Cantina is an unpredictable place: such is its charm, as you never know what will befall on you once you get inside the Cantina. This was barely a sample of all the pleasures the Cantina has to offer: I have made no mention yet of the remarkable display of various museum items, or the exhibition of the only sentient Puke (no guarantees are made regarding sapience, however, but it should be featured as well). And last but definitively not least, you will be attended at all times by the finest waitresses in the world, the fabled FBW! What are you waiting for? This is a "once-in-a-lifetime" opportunity of changing your life; you will never look at the universe in quite the same way after you have been in the Cantina. Give this flyer to the bartender for a free drink of your choice!" |
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The old one raises his brewski and gives a toast to all members of the forum and to the wonderful, people at Shrapnel for all their illustrious help to all of us, May they continue to prosper thru the coming years, and of course for having a SEV forum or SEIV/SEV forum combination here for us to continue to blather, throw pies, have some brewskis, blow up the known universes, use time warp, and many other extravaganzas http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif
(The FBWs immediatly fill everyone's glass, mug, pail, pot, nicknack with their favorite brews, wines, etc.) Oh and sassperella for the those under the brew limit http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif (just thought a good toast would go good with my brewski http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif ) |
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Raging Deadstar, thanks for the kind words and endorsement, if I was really blown up by a Hiigaran torpedo (whatever the blinkin' flip that is) whilst in an elevator, I wish someone could have told me about it as I couldn't feel a thing and feel fine and dandy at the moment!
Why cannot the youth of today have the courtesy to come up to you face to face and stick an axe through your forehead, at least you know it is personal then, rather than these spaceships deciding to glass the establishment without so much as a by your leave... Mac, what on earth are you toasting everybody for? you havn't broken your duck and pulled a blinder with chainmail girl have you? Has anyone heard from Ol' Gryphin recently? life is kind of sad without that old moustachioed pervert to abuse.... Yours sitting patiently, garbed in plate armour, holding a vodka martini and red hot poker hand cannon of doom |
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Ahh free drink, score! Mines a Don Perinon 2345, in a pint glass.
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El Phil, was that not Lister from red dwarf? personally, I prefer a Bollinger in a sippy cup...
Friends, Romans, countrymen, I have just had the opportunity to review the last 20 pages or so of the cantina.... Quick question, am I right in that NullAshton and Strategia In Ultima seemed to have invaded this thread and let us say, have kind of missed the point somewhat in what the cantina thread is all about? have they not looked back on the joyous fun we all had here, with the likes of Dogscoff, Gryphin, Saxon, Taz, Tesco Samoa, Rags, Raging Deadstar, Mephisto, all the other patrons and dare I say it even Puke? Hmmmmm, looks like we's got trouble. Looks like we need to start imagining all these immense battle sheets in orbit to glass everybody with. Hey, I have a little button in a box here, and by pressing it, everybody dies horribly. Doesn't sound like much fun to me. Personally, I would rather bash them with a sledgehammer, throw bolognese sauce at them, stick a target on their backsides and push them into the carpark for Barry to chase!! and by the way, who the hell said I come from Manchester. Whoever that was is DEAD (unless it is Raging Deadstar who is at best a Cumbrian sheep molesting salad dodger with a taste for ovine bearded clams!) I work in Manchester, I live in Cheshire, I come from Kent (god's own earth, land of the free, home of the dastardly and brave, the best cattery in the world etc)!!!!! |
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And so growl tigger wins his cookie.
Sadly the cookie is in fact laced with wasp pheremones, so as I release this horde of mutant 10ft space wasps he is forced to flee for his life to the carpark. Barry, offended at the blatant abuse of his carefully planned one way system, gives chase to the whole group while the faint strains of the Benny Hill theme tune can be heard from the jukebox. |
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Growltigger you dirty backstabber! We have signed a PEACE TREATY! We are no longer at war! And even if the rest of the Hut was, I have officially witdrawn myself from the conflict! What you are proposing here would be a direct violation of the terms and conditions of the peace treaty! Read it for yourself!
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Ooo button...
Ashton presses the button with a clawed hand, and ducks for cover under a portable neutronium shield. |
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As the button is pressed the cantina holds its breath, would they all survive?!?!
Luckily the random button on the jukebox chose a decent tune, but if the Jraenar 'Myyyyyyyyagh!' Opera had come on few would have survived. The jukebox only had to be lucky once, they had to be lucky evey time. It made you wonder why the barman had installed a muderous jukebox that hated all sentinet life in the first place. |
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Ashton pokes the button some more with a stick while in a neutronium hut.
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Strategia walks in, several B&G patrons reach for their photon, quantum, and goolauncher weapons, but realize in time there exists a non-competition agreement.
"Say, if that jukebox is threatening you, I would be willing to help you with it.....? It's been far too long since I had an opportunity to use my Quantumplasma Gatling Launcher....." (note: just don't ask me what exactly a Quantumplasma Galting Launcher is, it simply looks like a very very big gatling gun and has about the same effect, only in this version you can set your damage preferences from "medium rare" to "definitely overcooked") |
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The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut has now moved, to a neutronium hut in orbit above the old location! Come to the U.S.S. Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut now!
Ashton walks out of the B&G, and is then lifted up into space by invisible gravity beams. |
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Just put some alien women near the jukebox, and it'll be harmless.
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Ahh but the Jukebox is only held in balance by the conflicting forces of Kirk and the evil random play feature.
If one is distracted then the other takes over, so by distracting Kirk we unleash the random play. However if we distract the evil random play then we would unleash such horrors as Shatner doing 'What's New Pussycat'.... Out of the frying pan into the solar inferno really. |
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Put it in a soundproof room with random play distractions.
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No-one knows, what could distract both Kirk and an evil random play feature? Come to that what could distract an evil random play feature? A really good looking button decorated with solid platinum? Some attractive and well written source code?
If you wish to try moving the Jukebox feel free, but it is fearsome when roused... |
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As for Cumbria, you being English and all may have heard the ridiculous claims of "The Curse Stone" in the news from Carlisle. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif Says a lot about the average population here. Hope it raised a laugh. Anyway, Manchester has unholy taint, Cumbria only has radiation http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif I hate to think what kind of people run Sellafield Nuclear Plant (formally Windscale)... |
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Ashton sends attractive alien women to the jukebox, while slowly feeding the box the SE1 sourcecode.
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What have you unleashed?
NOOOOO It can't be! But it is It's Celine Dion's 'greatest' hits. I don't know what's more dangerous, the music or the oxymoron of the CD's title. Clearly there is great evil in that machine only being supressed by Kirk and the random play function. El Phil Yanks the women and code away from the jukebox to preserve sanity and/or the universe |
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Whoops. Sorry about that.
God may not play with dice, but you sure are with that jukebox around http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif |
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What is life without danger?
Apart from safer and a nightmare for insurance companies. |
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Life without danger is like a person without an appendix.
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Hmmm
A bit of danger now and then is good for my soul, though I'm sure other people disagree. Not too much though, that would clearly be silly. So stay away from that Jukebox, or bring along several priests and some close air support next time. |
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Keep all religious tailsmans away from the jukebox please.
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What we need is a crusade! The heroic and most noble of all the cantina must gather together there pointiest and most ridiculous weapons, then we must journey to the home planet of the jukeboxes, the planet Random
Once there confront the ruler of the jukeboxes Dark Overlord "That's not what I choose, damn machine changed my selection!" gains it's secrets and return for the final titanic, epic, battle to free the jukebox from it's many evil grips! So I call out "Come all who are brave. For the cantina and a decent brewski free from fear of bad music!" |
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Stop spamming NA.
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Blame El_Phil...
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The last three times it has been you dragging gullible new people into your dark thread killing deeds. You killed the hut with pages full of it, and you've tried twice now in here.
Common denominator := NullAshton |
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Was just warning them of the safty hazards of the jukebox. They really should toss that into a black hole somewhere and be done with it.
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"..And the Dark Lord Ashton dragged guillable new Visitors into his dark thread killing deeds..." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif |
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