Re: Daleks!
 

...And that's a pun because?...

Re: Hmmm...
 

I dunno. It's one of those bad puns, ones that don't really make sense, that made sense at the time.

Re: Hmmm...
 

Ah.

On top of spagetti,
All covered in cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.

It rolled onto the table,
And onto the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled into the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

So when you're eating spagetti,
With meatballs and cheese,
Hold onto your meatballs,
And don't ever sneeze!

I learnt stuff like that from a really weird friend of my sister. There's also some alternate endings, but I don't remember them.

Anyone know any?

Re: Online D&D Gaming
 

One bright day
In the middle of the night,
Two dead boys
Got up to fight.

Back to back
They faced each other,
Drew their swords
And shot each other.

A deaf policeman
Heard the noise,
Came and killed
The two dead boys.

If you don't believe
This tall tale,
Ask the Blind man,
He saw it all.

Re: O.o
 

Sorry I don't have anything to sing with, can't sing O.o

Re: OT: New Virus?
 

That's okay. At least you didn't have to listen to my horrid off-tune singing voice.

Re: What is off topic for this?
 

Yay.

^_^ o_0 =_= +_+ ^_- ^_^;;
 

Horrid off-tune singing is perfect for karaoke.

Goons!
 

Unless you have a clever Japanese karaoke machine that trys it's damnest to give you a half decent voice. If you sound awful on one of those you should never attempt singing ever again. Ever.

Re: Just clearing up...
 

Hey now! You don't sound awful at karaoke if the audience has enough alcohol! Why do you think they put them in bars?