Re: Atmospheric Converters
 

Or the unltimate weapon a penguin-antipenguin missile. On impact the two forms of penguin are forced together and annihilate each other in a bright orange light, leaving behind only a wrapper and fait chocolate mark.

Re: PENGUINS!
 

Linux shall take over the world one day.

Re: Hawking Generators
 

Yes... but when a Hawking Generator goes sour, there's nothing left, save for a small black hole, that usually evaporates. Doesn't matter whether it goes sour on a ship, a planet, or in the center of a star, save for the size and longevity of the black hole that remains.

Re: Hawking Generators
 

Hawking is a very smart guy! I saw a wax figure of him at Madame Tussaud's when I visited London a couple months ago.

Re: Earwax
 

What type of wax?

Re: O.o
 

Ear wax!

Re: Hawking Generators
 

More smart than you would think. Despite his condition he managed to elope with his nurse, amazing achievement really. It must have taken some very eloquent typing to pull that off.

Re: Hawking Generators
 

Wow, didn't know that. Brilliant guy. His tremendous brain power more than makes up for his physical disadvantages.

Re: Hawking Generators
 

He's still wasting away, so eventually he'll be a quivering mass of flesh incapable of moving. So his days are numbered.

Burns Bog is burning
 

It's been smokey on and off these last few days and there's a burning smell outside. Sometimes it's really bad, sometimes it's hardly noticeable, depending on the wind direction. There's a big fire pretty close by in a place called Burns Bog and there's having difficulty putting it out. The fire has been spreading these last couple days.